>gf

lol

her fatal flaw

pick up women by carrying lots of groceries in public

>he hasn't taken the chef pill

I recall putting her in a headlock and demanding she cut lettuce once

who is the oldest virgin here

You

me

im 41

i call bee ess

@RetardO ExtremeO i *have* taken the chef pill

is it gay to be good at cooking

only if you're an actual chef

and wear the gay hat

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INCEL WHEN YOU'RE A BETTER CHEF THAN UR OWN MOTHER

interestingly enough

it's actually double-straight if you wear the hat but you're *not* a chef

kiss the cook

yeah kiss the cook

don't kiss the cook he's irish

ma'am PLEASE kiss the cook please

gonna put that on an apron

M'nama chef

ma'am may i please have some cookie

have you seen chef xD

"don't kiss the cook he's irish"
over an irish flag on the front of the apron

dick towel but its an apron

Maam put that cooch on a place near my gooch (my peenus)

dickpron

.com

The GAYPRON

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah

owned

showing your penis to women is gay

okay retard

bad take

the gaypron with complementary chef's hat

feat. dick shaped spatula

i hook my spatula on my gooch piercing

(its my dick)

wave it around and hope for the best

@Deleted User go off

i hate faggots so much

Same

And you're not in jail?

DAMN howd you get away

he destroyed all the cops

i was thinking

last wekk there was a furry convention in my city

i had a great time

wow whats going on

on the TL

Are you talking about the thing where wildgoose said he'd stomp on Shawn's puppy

yes

Well...there you go, that's what happened

didnt see it but fuck goose

puppys are way better than women

Ima shout you at some point, how often you stream? @Deleted User

and smarter

and attract women

i wonder what gooses' bmi is

He said he's fat and short

On some stream

I remember that

like

no doubt he sounds fat

just how fat

is goose even white lol

this relativity guy is a troll

I am a dim goob

need me a pc engine duo

(kurt eichenwarning)

My gapestation is a braptop, no mouse rn

So I can only play doom and cuphead

Based!

STOP







POASTIG










WOMAN

women

are

nigger

drop 5k on a drop of fucking water, more ice on my wrist than tuition for your daughter

Bad bars

dont care still gonna cum inside of her

I dont even have a daughter

i have a daughter

Ya suck

her name is You're Mom

No talent

Ya

Flat

You're no artist

that wasn't a song

i was just stating my daughters name is You're Mom

Idc

NO talent

mrs brown you have a lovely daughter

This is worst than the time I failed no shid

*flashback*

oh shit

oh fuck

oh no

aaaaaaaaaaaah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

oh NI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPBPBP

wow its autistotle

Hello keep posting Bonbi please? Thanks

based

don't you start

>bugs_5.jpg

Stop posting these hoors

Hoores Lite

Stop me fag

Hoors like my peenus but I say NOOOOOOO

im going to rip that d.va costume with my penis

and penetrate her

do not show w*men

ever

Last one

i tried to finally watch h3h3

how do people do it

hit or miss

i guess they never miss huh

H3h3 is terrible

miserably bad

***HAHA HE COUGH HAHAHHA HE FAT HAHAHHAHA SO FUNNNEEEEEE***


***LE EPIC CATCHPHRASE***


***SELF DEPRECATION***

i watched ben obliterate him without actually having seen the channel before

so when i finally watched the channel

oof

LOL HE FAT

FUPA

AAAAAAH SJWS OWNED

Ben as in Shapiro??????

WEED

ben as in lunato

no

Poast vid

ben as in the prime minister of israel

I want to see fatty be owned

it's actually sort of

here one sec

he takes a positive angle in the end

telling him to do better

but

ben sums it up while dressed as steve jobs better than any shitty vlogger could

https://youtu.be/wjnO3ztxv_4

Well that was a weird video

ben's actually dangerous (in minecraft)

day one of planning fun church s1 and he tells me in vc, "this takes off and it's smooth sailing or you see my murder-suicide video on liveleak"

American Odyssey has the market cornered on Artistic Terrorist Cell 3D Testosterone

he and fodcom are a deadly force

Was there no sweat last week?

sweats cancelled, shawn got a gf

checks out

if shawn had a gf analvape would not have been confronted tonight

i thought shawn had a nazi loli anorexic gf

or is that someone else

that would be autistotle

i lost it when i saw mcrumps say that to shawn

based

any one record the sweat asking for a friend

yeah i did

it'll be on gumroad

god dammit, why are there so many bonus sweats that i miss?! arghhh

it'll be on cumload

ik, i just hope itll be uploaded on time :/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly

>dam goog

Post ignored

dim goon coping with his microcephaly 😔

#damgoog

I stand in solidarity with my fellow bugs nigga #fuckdamgoog

#fuckdamgoog

this is the state of our society

#bigzcivilwar

Hey faggoli I'll release the repugnant relish if you continue

This is TRVE (with a v) bugs territory

obese bugz

ha

dim

not even comparable to awesome swag idgaf bugz

Ok kid

@veet

do not cum? More like do not be GAY

Hahhaa goteeeeeem

@a dim goon

👺

a dim goon

more like

a dim FAG

ahahahahahaa

📸 🇾 🇪 🅿

i win this time, dim gang

off to my escape

Cringe and bluepilled post

projecting

takes one to know one

LOL

Takes one to know you're gay

Fag

self own

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😹

💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

two gay niggas kissing

two fag niggers kissing

based

haha happy no gf Wednesday

FUCK

happy still alive wednesday

what happened with goose

happy New year Wednesday

happy birthday to you happy and prosperous new year and I have to get up and get ready and head to the office to get a new phone yet I was going to say anything to him about it and he is going back home now and I have a lot of work to do and how much is it to late for me to be able to make it in tomorrow and will get back to you on this email so you have to be a member of the team to see if you wanted to do a lot of work to do and I will get you a check for the amount

penis you are doing good just let me know and we can get it on the calendar for tomorrow and I will be in touch soon about it and y you can do that for me I don't want you to be happy and prosperous new year and I am going to try for the next two months and I have to go get a new phone

#damgoogbible

does shawn have a new twatter?

"does shawn have a new twatter?"

stop dehumanising me nigger

"stop dehumanising me n word"

"my name is Az"

lol what kind of name is az

Hey azhole

i bet his real name is something like

"mcgayhole"

hey azhole

Brave

Hitler probably had him killed over that

the first person to utter the word was probably white so um im gonna say the n word

Reclaim what they stole from you

Nigger

NIGGER

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