why is not cumming so difficult

Its not

why isn't it difficult

I can barely contain the Hun in me when i see some good warbride material

Okay so why do you gotta go beat off about it

Talk to her

If you are 10 seconds away from beating off shes gonna know it

DISCIPLINE

autism

I get that

nothing but autism in these veins

But either you make hand scrotum sin or you make conversation

and if shes a thot you gotta make her FEEL BAD AND CRY

ion know man

You're gonna make it

I can make some good conversations with wome but I cannot escalate

"WANT MILK"

le epic eternal friendzone dude

Grab at her

I'm not really interested in any wome after my oneitus

get a standing desk

Sucks, but i get that too

You can always just ignore women and lift and get so swole

Ladies you're looking good tonight!

They cant resist

already doing that

or get a picture frame with jesus in it on your desk

that too

Have you tried being a manlet with an attractive face

It helps me

;^)

idk maybe its not healthy to go super far with denying biological functions

I'm an averagelet with a handsome face

;^( it doesn't tho

im not sure

at least that is what some other discord retards told me and real life seems to confirm that somewhat

brain is a big nigger tho

I mean, its not really natural to crack your dingo

Crank but crack too

BAP posted about primates masturbating in captivity

that is how we be too

Ayyyyy

Bap probably wants to watch you masturbate while he keeps you in a cage tho

He is Odin after all

i was just about to type somethibg like that LOL

Ayyyyy

oh thought u were calling him gay

I was

oh LOL

You don't gotta look far on his timeline to think

"Hmmm"

"Straight men dont talk like this"

i mean im 100% down with male friendship being under attack in every form

Yeah but when the main proponents of that talking point are trying to suck your dick who cares

then u have some guy shouting that while posting naked dudes

and bitching that benchpress is bad for you

???????

Yeah but when the main proponents of that talking point are trying to suck your dick who cares

so what do we do

"Man stop being so insecure and work out with me naked"

id read his book if someone actually talked about its content

masturbate in our cage?

but everybody jerks off to the meme value of it

so im assuming its crap

idk maybe im overly hostile

"Deadlifts but i spot you and my genitals will lightly drag across your back haha its not gay its male bonding"

"We are taking back male spaces in your colons soft tissue"

I meme but it's weird how many people dont question man ass

theres a giant gooey pile of hobo shit outside work entrance

and nobody cleaned it up

Its not mine

it turned black and kinda deflated

🤢

Black gold

Sell it

https://twitter.com/PunishedMilk/status/1043200331662979072?s=19

LOL

this IS it chief

Remember, pre-and-during-election-twitter-and-its-fallout never happened

i still remember hwndu very fondly

it all started there

Shawn making everyone look cool with milk

🙏

https://twitter.com/BasedBritishBoi/status/1043183887566991360?s=19

anglos were a mistake

How's the new cockhampton album

IIII

very good

Brock Hampton is trash and also gay

No u

Cockgampton is best boy band

fuck niggers

Where is a link to the America First server

I'm gonna call in and pretend to be a pagan

you could change that to Gay rights movement, 2007

https://twitter.com/telltalegames/status/1043252010999410689

looks like a game company can only not make games for so long

did their last few 'games' bomb hard

or what happened

I stopped caring after the first walking dead

it looked like they just milked that formula to death

each successive game was worse

and did worse

they literally only do existing ips now also

so they're under pressure to perform for borderlands walking dead game of thrones batman guardians of tge galaxy etc

they made the texas holdem game

that was fun

because

its cards

and was like 2 bucks

poker night?

or whatever it was?

yeah

poker night at the inventory was telltale i think

got it for the tf2 items and the brock sampson

oh yea

its strange how venture brothers is still a good show

after 12 years

and 7 seasons

i miss sealab and reno 911

that episode where they were selling coconut nut clusters

lmao

i miss when tv had actual funny shit

ventures not even that funny anymore

its just

its just not terrible

venture bros and frisky dingo

pure kino television

xavier renegade angel is unironically kino

i think it got flak durin the rick and morty shit

but those people rape babies

so

xavier is a great show

except the fan episodes

i hated xavier when it was first out

then i watched it years later

and realized

i was wrong

turner removed all the episodes on youtube

I have no idea what it is

i was pissed

i'll watch it

the entire show was on youtube in hd for months, the whole series can be watched in like 3 hours

what are you talking about they're still up

they got removed earlier

Im not surprised they are back

https://youtu.be/8q12wb7qnzM

this never fails to make me lose my shit

brop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efTm9eZ1qvM

lion ted vs a beta

MANY OF THEM ARE WHAT TEDWARD

Beta O'Rourke LMAO

Remember

I believe it

I hope these whores got arrested

i hate women

brentalfloss got mad at me online once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbzUOajs2d8

N

wow furries being weird sex perverts imajun moi shokk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpFeO86-7yw

this song is pure kino

prove me wrong

xavier was like a spiritual youtube poop

my dating life is like a youtube poop except it never got uploaded

xavier was made post YTP

and xavier isnt nonsense

gib me the sweet

Gib now

get me on the sweat i want to roast beardsons hair

🇹 hank
🇬 oodness
🇮 t
🇸 weatday

He’s prob not as sensitive as nick

Lol

is that the real mundane matt

mfw

doesnt really make sense

Yes it’s me so what

i dont think the sweatboys have ever inserted themselves into that storyline

Got a prob

lmao

what uhh

what brings you into the discord

Beardy guy is talking shit about me

Wanted to confront him

when was that?

not doubting you

just not up to date on any of this

was it some killstream appearance?

i know he got on a few days ago

Yea

I was informed today

word

did not expect this storyline to come into play on the sweat

damn

this is gonna be interesting lmao

not to get too into much personal detail because we don't know each other but uhh...I heard on one of the metokur streams that you had a house based on internet content moneys

are you okay?

like, are you in a place where you aren't gonna end up on the streets

homelessness crap is absolutely awful

mundane fat

nigga fat send tweet

i cant believe the sweat might be on time this week

wyatt is hickok45 ok

https://twitter.com/HeteroGaming/status/1043318319829397504

6 min ago

BITCH!!!

Can’t wait to destroy beardson

man i laid in bed most of the week this is gonna be a good quick rundown of all the twitter autism lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZMx16lxK9c

@everyone

"Pay up Payfriends"

@Shid Vic

STOP GIVING MOENY

TO PEOPLE

LMAO

lolol

shawn is a fucking boomer

joe the boomer?

more like shawn the boomer

is nick producing this episode lmao

Guys guys guys

Nick plays Fortnite

nick fortnite toes

He’s a fellow kid

nick groyper

@Joe the boomer whyd you @ me nigger

I’m ready to debate beardson

But you gotta give me 20 bucks

either DM hubris or get in the youtube chat

aheh

I don’t debate unless I get money

My channel is going down the hole

mundane scat

im dumb

for thinking

you were the real matt

lmao