get a standing desk

Sucks, but i get that too

You can always just ignore women and lift and get so swole

Ladies you're looking good tonight!

They cant resist

already doing that

or get a picture frame with jesus in it on your desk

that too

Have you tried being a manlet with an attractive face

It helps me

;^)

idk maybe its not healthy to go super far with denying biological functions

I'm an averagelet with a handsome face

;^( it doesn't tho

im not sure

at least that is what some other discord retards told me and real life seems to confirm that somewhat

brain is a big nigger tho

I mean, its not really natural to crack your dingo

Crank but crack too

BAP posted about primates masturbating in captivity

that is how we be too

Ayyyyy

Bap probably wants to watch you masturbate while he keeps you in a cage tho

He is Odin after all

i was just about to type somethibg like that LOL

Ayyyyy

oh thought u were calling him gay

I was

oh LOL

You don't gotta look far on his timeline to think

"Hmmm"

"Straight men dont talk like this"

i mean im 100% down with male friendship being under attack in every form

Yeah but when the main proponents of that talking point are trying to suck your dick who cares

then u have some guy shouting that while posting naked dudes

and bitching that benchpress is bad for you

???????

Yeah but when the main proponents of that talking point are trying to suck your dick who cares

so what do we do

"Man stop being so insecure and work out with me naked"

id read his book if someone actually talked about its content