LIFE IS SOUNFAIR

I need a gf who abuses me

WHYWHYWHY

ITS NOT FAIR

azns have tiny bobs so they're automatically disqualified

LIFE IS FUN FAIR

not for long

>femdom

I NEED THIZ

mcfucking kill yourself

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hello faggot department

femdom is synonymous with homosexuality

make like a leaf and hang from a tree

oh yeah

woah there bugs, kinda RUDE

the bus on Christmas Eve is kino

well you need to lay off the carrots bugs

im goingt o teach you guys

how not to be incels

on the sweat tomorrow

but first

Ok sensei

i need your credit card

>I love you so much
yeah i like my fantasies to at least be a little realistic

the 3 numbers on the back

taking a real long ride to mom's house at night, maybe it's snowing

Voice over shawn

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SWEAT

666

IF YOU DON'T I'LL KILL OUR PET

no but for real

help me pay for my flight

420

Sweat tomorrow?

Or tonight

tomorrow

don't you have 10 billion dollars in crypto

flight where

maybe tonight

Where are you flying dude?

ask beardson

houston

why texas

Ok, well have a safe trip

Going over the big bridge

closest to new orleans

houston more like hueston

Shawn you have 500,000 in link

what's in new orleans other than br*wn people

which i cant touch

why

jazz

and gays

setup a paypal or something and i’ll donate next pay day

@buttsguytbhfam literal paypiggy

i support the bros

❤ thank you

i'll make a paper airplane out of a tenner and fly it out the window be sure to catch tit

*it

I'll donate exactly $3

i'll donate half

of NOTHING

A tenner?

*dabs*

dim goon confirmed britbong

what's your address i'll mail you my mom's wedding ring

i only pay jewson

i only pay paultown

i thought that was universal i'm from the usa please don't ca;; me a eurpopoor cuz i'm not

don't talk to me like i'm some kinda fuckin chump

I need a sweat tonight

i need boobie sweat dancing all over my tongue

I need Eggy

can't focus, writing papers, spending thousands on juul pods before they get banned, the sweat is the last hope

No eggy stream either

We have the America First call in show

damn where's niggolas jew faguentes when you need him

im gonna call nicholas juan fuentes and tell him he smells like poo poo

If I call in and ask Nick to get Eggy on would the mad lad actually do it?

i'm gonna groyp nick's suster

sister

Oh nvm his shit's broken

guys i don't think you undertsand the gravity of the situation

every night is mexican night for her

do you catch my drifty

drift

I want a quesadilla

no exaplin it

her farts must smell putrid

he said it

oh

nick has no show and the sweat is fucking cancelled what am i supposed to do now

i bet nick's sister poops a lot

call up beardson

i need to do a fund raiser

I'm going to play PS2 if anyone wants to come over to my house they can watch me