@ me when i get a gf

dickler spencio has made an error

oh ok

lmao thats literally payday 2

"why are we doing this objective can't we just x"

@B|ack|ce I was thinking of that too\

>dic spenc pretending to be relevant

whats new

OMG TOP KEK

I just got an ad for Battlefield V where they're offering a 10% discount on the game

and it hasn't even been released yet

L

so it's a pre order discount?

sweat isn't on yet @a dim goon

shut the FUCK up! i'm fucking trying to watch anime YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

what anime

?

vento aureo

@a dim goon im cold

this is how gentlemen dab

take notes

HEE HEE

michael jackson stan

I wish mj would be alive so hed do a dab

michael jackson's stand

***[LITTLE GIRLS]***

dab

when you rape a liberal with facts and logic

poo

shit

logs

HE JUST BROKE NO SHID

fug

"Multiple people shot at yoga studio in Tallahassee, Florida" https://twitter.com/i/events/1058493527322112001

>5 days to midterms

@a dim goon

>theres a mass shooting literally every day

>yoga studio

Lmao

Hahahaha

>woman killed

Lmao

can't wait for it to come out that "shooter was right-wing extremist"

this shits just getting ridiculous at this point

dang, wonder if the feds are getting payed overtime this season

I hope he has a cool backstory

the incel archetype is beginning to get a lil played out tbh

wow that was fast

its all so tiresome

> Today, an estimated 1 in 2 sexually active Americans will contract an STD by the time they turn 25

secks havers.......hold this L

Hot yoga is how I meet cute sweaty females

This is it

can someone post shawn with the asuka pillow

nvm

based

iconic

thats real love

Fornicators eternay holding the L

I wanna do some sex but I don't want my dick to fall off based on a coin toss

Just don't

I don't fuck outside of committed loving relationship anyway & that ain't happening again

sex is a psyop it doesn't even real

if committed loving relationship doesn't exclusively mean marriage you can expect a bag of my stool arriving in the mail by tomorrow

No I'll join in

I wanna be the shoe!

mummy pwease i wanna be da car i don't wanna be da shoe

when cousin fred takes the hat and you have to be the thimble

Fred u sly ass nigga

The thimble is the best piece though

It always wins

Boat gang

Fuck u poor bitches

it's not about winning it's about having the coolest piece

@a dim goon sweats on

your face haha lol

yea i just got off le treadmill

a fat fucking bunny

RUINING YER GAYNS WITH CARDIO

Whats goin on bigguy

he sensed that joke coming

niggas who say cardio is gay b huffin n puffin when they take the stairs

so he had to work up a sweat

Lol

to make it funnier

I did rowing

when you lift 100s of pounds of weight on a bar but can't even walk up the stairs

That is more epiccer

I bike every day

just lift your foot really hard and do a big super mario leap over the stairs

around campus, sure, but it’s still cardio

I cycle 6 days

1. get strong enough to lift a little more than your bodyweight
2. sit in chair
3. lift chair
4. fly

Only to school tho dab

troll physics!