I have this on repeat what am I doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zPqujqWgjE

not even drunk

wtf #ImWithHer now

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

@FunkyFunGuy bill clinton

braap clinton

i'm only with anime idol girls

the fact that i'm banned from tinder is literal proof i was born to die alone

never had a tinder

Lmfao how did you get banned from tinder

i've seen multiple people get banned from tinder

i was doing a joke for twitter

i got banned for violence

didnt eggy get banned

lmao

women fear me

https://twitter.com/DataVandal/status/1047282710438469632

aleks gets banned for threatening suicide

i put this on my profile

and got banned

wow

thats a power move

and tinder nerfs you

FUCKING BASED

if i ever get a tinder im going to set my profile as anime girls

I will never get a tinder unless i use it to bully hoes

EGGY!!

i wish 1eggwhite would call me based and redpilled and follow me on twitter dot com

😢

ill follow u and aleks for being good fellows

whats ur

https://twitter.com/HeteroHunk

eggy's givin out follows

fellas

ok now this is based and redpilled

@Deleted User are you @MostSilenced

i think this is compelling enough

hmmm yes

wait let me think on this matter

still thinking

😎 🚬

@FunkyFunGuy

Wtf he thankin bout??

I literally don't have enough money to build up a smoking habit

I guess that was the intended result of the taxes but ummm still fuck you government

tfw can drive to nearby state and buy a carton for much cheaper price than where i live

i dont though because i only smoke like 1 pack every few weeks, they would go stale

i wish i had that luxury

too bad as far I know it's a federal tax here

also our states are so fucking massive it would be impractical

>he doesn't scrounge up cig butts from bogan territory and tape them together

Cringe and brainlet pilled

>Tasmania

shhh

dont tell them that it isn't real

Oh sorry

fucking seppos tried to trick us into believing hawaii was real

tasmania is just our response

and they ate it up

Tasmania is just a tax write-off scam

"wow australia has a place that's cold and full of green shit" haha dumbasses you're just in new zealand

this is how the bourgie americans drink

this is how my father drank

that costs like $1.99 though

its very unboojie

>VB

this is how i drink

Your father has shit taste and is gay

very feminine thing to say

t. Slurps down motor oil juice

From VICTORIA

you can only mock a man for drinking feminine mix drinks or if you're rich enough, goon from a box

complaining about "motor oil" is gay

Victoria Bitters? Victoria Shitters.

that wasn't a pic of me btw i just googled man drinking goon

Woah really

this was a picture of me

I believe it

shawns promised to do 4 shots, binding twitter law

ok its 7:30

drinking time 😎

>sunburn
>VB
>kangaroo
No tradie shirt so uh technically not meeting regulation

🥂 (pretend its white)

🍾

👜 🍷

ok i need ideas

you know what grinds my gears

when americans

get on me

for getting drunk off of wine

like OK RETARD

you realise a good bottle of vodka here is like $40