Bunny

@Vesdii cute rat.

Rats can be such sweet little critters.

rats are for stomping not pets

never pets

Wow! the nazis killed 500,000 children

'They lured the children into the gas chambers by giving them sugar and chocolate'

What utter bastards!

lol CPT-1350 HA!

@RoadtoDawn If you find more of these by all means post here

lol you got it chief

Who wants to place bets on the next diversified classic character?

Also why not make her 004 or some other number and expand beyond just Bond. Oh right, because these fucks lack all creativity and can only ape something already established.

They can only consume and destroy, not create.

https://imgur.com/gallery/nNx93ax

Finally someone else who has the Joe Rogan and dmt humor lol

That's an interesting ad there YouTube

I may have to put my foot in my mouth on this one, seeing as how I have no clue who Ayn Rand is, but did YouTube just promote an ad for capitalism?

Yes

It's pretty interesting so far, I'm definitely going to have to set some time aside to listen to it later

What's wrong with old Uncle Jefferson?

It’s rather audacious to put yourself on the side of abolitionists and your opponent on the side of slave holders when our current conflicts involve much more benign topics

"Who almost certainly would have been alive if he had not been black"
This is unintentionally racist lol

OOF

Enjoy poverty i guess?

alright well that's your prerogative , lady

either way you're encouraging we give you smaller tips lol

I"m sure she doesn't tell her customers what she does, i mean it's her money

unless its welfare money then its not hers

campaign finance violation, anyone?

well if she's engaging in partisan politics at work she could be fired, theoretically

Now I need to find the poster for Everytown where the entire bullet+casing is flying out the end of the barrel...

what does 3 dots mean for a magic 8 ball?

Those are bullet holes

That's the joke

*At Aperature Science, we fire the WHOLE bullet. That's 60% more bullet per bullet*
https://e273468a55383449143d-4769e1e8e4501fd5520bae6885765002.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Everytown-for-Gun-Safety-Who-is-Faster-Than-a-Speeding-Bullet-Nobody.jpg

If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. give the lemons back. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Ban Assault Lemons

That twitter handle 😂 😂 😂

Hot damn those Bond memes are fantastic.

Thots: not even once

that happened to me once with Putin

E-Thots are the new Nigerian Princes

Friend, I have 2000$ in Gold that I need helped to be moved to Americas. You will make percent profit on devilery. Permayhaps we can be the friends and the helps each others?

thats like 40 grams

mr big shot

Yes, friend, please allow me to be given your email and your bank routing number and I will begin to start the communications between yourself and and myself. If you please, friend.

We ARE friends, apparently

Would it you like to engage in the making of money? I believe 10% is adequate for the transportation of said gold to the America?

25% or no deal.

Allow me to ask my superiors.

My superiors have asked me to inquire your name, Friend. Is it the James Veitch?

You don't even know my name? Some friend

Its Max Mustermann

Go away Dan its my deal

I need those shekles

So?

I can send u bank info if u need

Please, Friend, the numbers for account and routing. I can tell you we can do the 15%.

let me ask my rabbi

please, friend, time is the running out.

This reminds me:
https://twitter.com/sasumt/status/1148240382985166849

pls send fast

Everything alright?

I am sorry friend, but a new episode of "Chicks with Dicks" was just uploaded, I must go.

do you have my personal info? Id like to delete the photo than.

shit someone just took all my money pls wait a few hours before you charge the account. thats weird

fuck Im sorry mate my old Grandma has to go to the hospital tomorrow can u send me a little money?

Ill pay u back

@C1PHER
🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd *PAY* to see him try that with me... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is Mads saying he won connect 4? Red won and his hands are on the yellow chips

@RoadtoDawn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBmb-kAV0AAxMub.jpg

@Clive

huh