Hopefully i ens up fucked up tomorrow

Ive honestly had enough of being sober

I haven't - but tomorrow's not the day to stop, so. . .

Why stop when its fun

Im here for a good time, not a long time

And i seem to have fucked up somewhere

I feel that, mang

Been having a bad time for far too long.

Its time to drink

Im employing my der friends when i reach home

Older*

Fml

d:

Anri Okita

You can thank me later

Fellas my girl brought home a girl for us to share last night. Woke me up with "hey I'm gonna fuck her in the other room you wanna join?" (For context, she went to a friend of ours party for NYE I didnt because I had work super early)

We liked her and want to do it again. Will get pics next time.

degenerate shit man, 0/10

Degen

You got cucked by a dishwasher

As much as a non dedicated threesome would probably be ok, doing one while in a relationship...good way to break your heart.

I never understood threesomes in a dedicated relationship either

@/K/id it's ok until its not

True

I dont wanna cuck myself

Yep. Next thing you know she's gonna want you, another guy, and her with reasoning of "Well I let you do it with another girl and me" and fighting will ensue

@xringarcher1440 boom. Literally every time I've heard about people having open relationships

@NotInportant check out this movies:
MUDR-050
URE-016
MIMK-065/056/049/054/060/062/057/064/030/020
Ure-002
Pppd-451
Ssni-065

No, I don't even know what that is

Bro, those are japanise porn movies

we are classy here and call them films

*also are the true statistics of the holocaust*

@thedarkness05 jav's

/gif/ time

https://www.xnxx.com/video-m2fdpac/spider_woman_love_a_dick

@xringarcher1440 am I gonna regret this

yup

Not my easiest fap

https://www.xnxx.com/video-7xj331/pterodactyl_dinosaur_spermo_plasmoids

this might be better?

Not impossible

But not easy

@Hellhound6

@Deadbeat Radio

I saw it now you have to

all honesty tho idk who tf would wack it to this shit

i just think theyre funny

The spider thing was just weird

...

I'm going to burn you with a Flammenwerfer

@Hellhound6 please burn the spider 1st

Burn my eyes

And my memories

Also, i imagine this is the weird shit that comes off of epsteins Island

^ yes

Bet she spits

Ew tatoos

ye i agree with nova

Tattoos are degen shit

. . .

I like tattoos, fuck it.

Also if she dont swallow, she ain't ready for kids. Broads gotta want it

Exactly. How can she expect to get a baby in her, when she wont let my babies in her?

Imma be real, every time a girls swallows i get hard atm

*Spitters are Quitters.*

What is this boomer shit?

Fertile females > birthcontrol thots

agreed

Hormonal birth control is all kinds of awful, and has permanently lasting and damaging effects. If any kind of birth control is to be used like that, non hormonal IUDs are prefered

Why dont do anal all the time then?

anal is degen shit

Because they are weak

listen man, sex might make her day, but anal makes her hole weak

god damn

The more you know

@xringarcher1440 @thedarkness05 @NovaSoldier

Based

So anal isn't in anymore I gotta get with the times

What? no. anal is in

Anal is all in

I mean, I know some girls who are anal only. And it aint because they're christian either

Lol

So is anal really degen shit

it is if you make it that way I guess

I dont have hangups like that. I mean I was with this one chick who was into knife play so yeah

Dang

Shit was hot tho

Knife play is the shit

see, he gets it

What's knife play

Im generally okay with shit unless it involves waste or animals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_play

Ooooooo

Sounds kinky must try

Blood is an excellent lubricant

Also what is this pussy shit

When your girls on birth control I guess