when she comes for the summer

we can hang out or something

But I'm a community College nigga so you're probably right

Definitely

lmao

i got her to watch fate zero

and she liked it so

im turning her slowly

Okay but youre still missing the important part...

I don't really give a damn about the general intelligence of my wife, I just want a small woman that likes cooking and housekeeping and wants to have kids.
I look to my wife, and my wife looks to God.

*ship the 13 year old to portalnd for me please*

you dont even have a job kiddo

Uhmm... ethereun trading?

Blaze is in college

*real kiddo hours*

*ethereum

I'll have you know miss that I day trade Ethereun!

Die

😂

Give me a 13 year old to become my pure waifu

NOW

so does my fiancee but i dont have a lambo so it doesnt count

Lol

Heres the trade: ill buy your stickers, you give me your sister

Good deal

my sister>>>>>8 dollars

>:^(

You can have my 17 yr old weeb sister, in exchange for your ETH wallet

Dont you wanna save the white race?

DEAL

shes 2cute im sry

shes like tiny me

w. curly hair

so shes basically super qt 10/10 must protecc

Lol

That's admirable

oh and freckles

MUST PROTECC

Ill protect her

I have a heart of gold

It's true

My sister unironically needs to start dating, I want to auction her off to one of the local guys, but they're all too old

yeah they kinda are lol

Just use the money your family spend on her and give it to me along with your sister

Lol

If you weren't on the literal opposite side of the country

I would

Why does it matter? :^)

🤔 🤔 🤔

Road trip!

Lol

if you want cute imoutos

move to florida

LOL

^

*theres an aerospace uni there*

There is

Plus a federal honeypot with over 69 members you can join

💦

Nice lol

Looks like Im moving to florida for a 13 year old gf next year

she'll be 14 by then lmao

Still

Imouto or bust

Very trad

But really tho... i want a trad gf but Im too busy too volunteer and I dont got to church :^(

I was saying the other day that we should start like a "church gf" challenge

Where a few of us all commit to going to trad mass on Sunday

And whoever gets married first wins

Simon, Simon. Unemployed teenagers can't afford a wife, *aight?*

<:virgin:402360028528377868> getting a wife after a stable job vs <:chad:402359917819985931> starting a life from scratch with your love

^

This is actually a huge dilemma tbh

On the one hand, I really want a trad gf to marry, on the other hand, I want to finish college before entering my career field

I'd be very happy to get married well still in college

But you see where that creates complications

Ive thought of this

Live out of an apartment in college and lock your gf inside while youre away

Lol

Good plan

you don't have to get married instantly

building a relationship with the person you're gonna be with for your whole life isnt like

something that can happen quickly

couple of years of dating, a year of being engaged

etc

by then you can get your shit together

For me, I wouldn't wait more than 6-8 months

of dating rly

you have to wait a year to marry though if you want to do it the catholic way

the whole process with the church takes a while

Really?

cuz you gotta do classes

and all this shit

I didn't know that

mhmm

Well whatever the catholic way is, I want to do that

you have to talk to your priest, and do marriage classes. and they have to make sure you guys are compatible

and you take classes on fertility too

and well planning a wedding takes time too but you can just do something simple for that

Yeah

Definitely