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2019-07-19 21:19:54 UTC

I don't gotta pass any emission BS

2019-07-19 21:19:54 UTC

Wow that's lit as shot

2019-07-19 21:20:02 UTC

We just got speed limits like, 15 years ago

2019-07-19 21:20:10 UTC

I'm damn near taxed to breathe here

2019-07-19 21:20:29 UTC

And most people here are welfare slaves

2019-07-19 21:20:32 UTC

I been trying to convince the kings to move out here. we will do the opposite of california

2019-07-19 21:20:34 UTC

So that vote dem

2019-07-19 21:20:37 UTC

move in state by state and take them over

2019-07-19 21:20:59 UTC

Wish I could get more Kings here I have a goon compound

2019-07-19 21:21:02 UTC

Well i will look like faggot right now but who are the kings?

2019-07-19 21:21:10 UTC

Every bungaloid

2019-07-19 21:21:34 UTC

Got like 3 goons in one house, atm shits lit

2019-07-19 21:22:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/601886614771204108/IMG_20190719_172203.jpg

2019-07-19 21:22:48 UTC

The goon cave (detached garage)

2019-07-19 21:23:01 UTC

Fuck i want to go there

2019-07-19 21:23:42 UTC

When i will go to US for vacation next year what about hanging out and shit?

2019-07-19 21:23:44 UTC

We still got like 1 free room and a garage loft we can convert

2019-07-19 21:23:56 UTC

I'm down af dude

2019-07-19 21:24:25 UTC

I live in costal VA so tons to do here can see our Navy and shit

2019-07-19 21:24:37 UTC

Beach, party, shoot, etc

2019-07-19 21:25:02 UTC

I can show you how to drink shit slav way

2019-07-19 21:25:36 UTC

I can show you how to drink like a sailor be because that's all we got in the goon Mason

2019-07-19 21:26:23 UTC

I'm so fucking down for doing it

2019-07-19 21:28:16 UTC

Hell ya man I'm down too homie

2019-07-19 21:30:59 UTC

Doesn't Merc lives not far from you?

2019-07-19 21:31:54 UTC

Ya Merc and AK live near me

2019-07-19 21:32:09 UTC

I'm meeting AK next month

2019-07-19 21:33:31 UTC

I am gonna buy some land innawoods and have a whole bunch of cabins and shit

2019-07-19 21:33:35 UTC

make like, my own town

2019-07-19 21:34:18 UTC

That's my dream man

2019-07-19 21:34:35 UTC

Lots of woods up here fam

2019-07-19 21:34:37 UTC

Just a while cult of goons

2019-07-19 21:34:40 UTC

and not a lot of people

2019-07-19 21:34:46 UTC

Yee yee

2019-07-19 21:34:51 UTC

we could literally far cry 5 this bitch

2019-07-19 21:34:56 UTC

Lol yeet

2019-07-19 21:34:58 UTC

I am almost a perfect twin to joseph seed even

2019-07-19 21:35:11 UTC

Didbs on being Jacob

2019-07-19 21:35:18 UTC

Name the town "Heavens gate" Just to freak nerds out

2019-07-19 21:35:23 UTC

Lmao

2019-07-19 21:35:34 UTC

Bro that would be historical

2019-07-19 21:35:48 UTC

*Hysterical thanks auto correct

2019-07-19 21:36:34 UTC

Maybe we should get the kings together, save up some good money, and literally do this

2019-07-19 21:37:00 UTC

then we can control the elections in montana and get some our constitutionalist dudes in

2019-07-19 21:37:11 UTC

make the state a reb state

2019-07-19 21:38:12 UTC

Well i'm down i and if @Trash Squid is down too we can do IT stuff so we have working internet connection

2019-07-19 21:38:58 UTC

Yee yee that would be lit as hell, just gotta work on the logistics

2019-07-19 21:40:50 UTC

And i know how to make booze being slav have some cool benefits

2019-07-19 21:42:09 UTC

There is some cheap land out here

2019-07-19 21:42:19 UTC

Some guy offered me land at 1,000 an acre

2019-07-19 21:42:35 UTC

forested and shit, so we got lumber

2019-07-19 21:44:26 UTC

Damn that's cheep af

2019-07-19 21:45:46 UTC

Usually its a little more... not uncommon to find 40,000 on a plot of 20-30 acres

2019-07-19 21:46:25 UTC

Dudes

2019-07-19 21:46:36 UTC

I am at work right now taking a shit

2019-07-19 21:46:42 UTC

Lmao

2019-07-19 21:46:46 UTC

And one of the service writers comes into the bathroom

2019-07-19 21:46:52 UTC

Hes on the phone with a customer

2019-07-19 21:47:18 UTC

<:lol:554425196283559938>

2019-07-19 21:47:26 UTC

That's pure efficiency

2019-07-19 21:47:30 UTC

And he starts taking a piss and his pee hits the mat and its SUPER loud. I can hear the dude on the phone go "Are you taking a piss bro?"

2019-07-19 21:47:43 UTC

Lmao

2019-07-19 21:47:47 UTC

And theres this awkward fucking silence

2019-07-19 21:47:50 UTC

So I rip Ass

2019-07-19 21:47:50 UTC

Absolute mad lads

2019-07-19 21:47:54 UTC

Like loud ass fart

2019-07-19 21:48:06 UTC

And it fucking echoes in this tiny bathroom

2019-07-19 21:48:22 UTC

And the dudes just like "call me when you're done man, jesus" and hung uo

2019-07-19 21:48:42 UTC

Lamo fuckin rip

2019-07-19 21:48:53 UTC

What kinda stuff you work in man

2019-07-19 21:49:19 UTC

I'm a parts advisor at a new Car dealership

2019-07-19 21:49:35 UTC

I sell honda parts and honda part accessories

2019-07-19 21:52:18 UTC

Nice

2019-07-19 21:52:46 UTC

I like the king of the hill reference ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-07-19 22:07:55 UTC

So yall see elon musk dropped that Neural link shit?

2019-07-19 22:11:04 UTC

You mean this shit he wants to connect pll to PC and shit like that?

2019-07-19 22:12:06 UTC

Yeah dude

2019-07-19 22:12:15 UTC

like, this thing is fucking stitched into your brain

2019-07-19 22:12:39 UTC

The issue I see, is if this technology actually takes off and people started getting this shit installed en masse, We would be fucked

2019-07-19 22:12:52 UTC

The fear of being controllable or damaged by the interenet

2019-07-19 22:13:24 UTC

like viruses implanted into the brain and shit, is like "Oh no big deal, I just won't get it"

2019-07-19 22:13:56 UTC

but the reality is, as soon as it gets going, you will HAVE to get it in order to compete with other people, because it will VASTLY improve an individuals capabilities

2019-07-19 22:13:59 UTC

cyber punk shit man

2019-07-19 22:20:41 UTC

I'm kinda diggin it but spooked

2019-07-19 22:20:49 UTC

same here

2019-07-19 22:21:05 UTC

love tech body mods shits wild

2019-07-19 22:25:55 UTC

Problem is, without it a person would be like a fucking 4th grade education compared to somebody with it

2019-07-19 22:44:06 UTC

true that

2019-07-19 22:44:27 UTC

i'm already in IT so i'm hype for new shit to play with

2019-07-20 12:11:34 UTC

I'm hyped ad fuck for this

2019-07-20 12:11:59 UTC

We can have some big shit comming up

2019-07-20 12:12:09 UTC

Like fucking hacking shit with your brain

2019-07-20 12:27:49 UTC

Fix my chronic fucking diarrhea with cybernetic please and thank you

2019-07-22 20:58:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/602967726855684154/image0.jpg

2019-07-22 21:15:56 UTC

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2019-07-22 21:51:36 UTC

Lol

2019-07-22 22:07:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584136703523160074/602985058281717797/FB_IMG_1563750659857.jpg

2019-07-22 22:11:17 UTC

Iโ€™m stealing all the stealing memes

2019-07-23 00:02:52 UTC

You're not stealing

2019-07-23 00:03:00 UTC

You're redistributing

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