I study it

And I hate it

That’s what my dad does easy to get into and makes bank if ur good

Till the last drop of my blood

I love it

I like astronomy

History

Languages

Then use the GI bill to study that shit

But a trade is the best option

Trade you mean job

I mean fuck my boy started a. Septic tank inspection company after he got out and he makes decent money and works when he wants to

Ain't glamorous but he makes bank

lol i guess hes dealt with some shitty situations

Lol shit ain't fun

I would stay forever in the military if I could

With a good job, of course

But who guarantees I will not get fucked in some way and get discharged

Then you can use the benefits provided it's medical or honorable

Yeah

But nothing they can do if I get my legs busted

A disabled infantry man. That's how you get fucked in life

Not really my dude

If it happens without having any work experience and valuable degrees, I'm pretty much done

Was going to stay I'd rather kill myself, but it's very doomer, so no

Dude I was forced out medically but I make decent money now. It took me a bit to get started but I made it work. Trust me, it ain't the end of the world

Everything seems like the end of the world for me

Ya gotta get that mind right my dude

Was teached to think this way

Fuck that, break the fucking mold n be your own man

Difficult

Specially when you look at yourself, see your fucking intelligent, but don't see how you'll use your brain to do something useful

Not being overbearing, I am

But I don't like most of jobs

Never had to do much effort to learn things and get good degrees, everything was too easy for me

But forgot how can I use it as a benefit

I know the feel

I always feel so stupid about being the only one on site that knows how to do shit

Like last time I worked at Home Depot, I was organizing the forklift operations and how to best organize it in the warehouse for outgoing

Dude wanted to stack the metal gazebos over a section where we put the light fixtures

Like dude.... Metal over glass is all your ass. He ended up going to management and they tild him to fuck off

Common sense is uncommon

Legit man.

He caused a fuckin' shelf to collapse cuz he overloaded the max weight, tgis was AFTER we told him AND HE READ THE WARNING for the gross weight and correct weight distribution

Numbers man

This dude made us put fuckin 4 pallets of red "classic" bricks on a fuckin'shelf made for wood

Ooof

Thats one of them smiling i told ya so

>Made girl cry
>happytearsthough.jpg

Not sure if I should feel like a dick or good

She cried happy tears or you cried happy tears

She did

Feel good?

If theyre happy tears then you're good

Oh god man. quit fuckin'with that chloroform

Chloroform? *FBI Desire to know more intensifies*

*banging* FBI OPEN UP

I mean uhh

FOR LEGAL REASON, THAT IS A JOKE

Jokes on them my front door leads to a slipnslide that goes to a bottomless pit lined with hard dicks

Kinky

No ieds here just giant concrete dicks.

Whats up gaiboi

Ahh you got killed by a dick lmaooo

Lol

You guys remember the giant hand from jackass

Imagine a pressure plate giant dick that just cums all over after it kos the breacher

Loudspeaker plays dudes moaning to some fuckin eurobeat

Jesus

Ah classic comedy

What the fuck

What the actual f u c k

Isnt this freedom?

>mfw I realize that the Boogaloo memes are just jackass type content but with guns

No this is Patrick

Fuck you Konot I stole your shit

😂 😂 😂 😂

Im the wendiko and this is boogaloo jackass

I sent that to that chat because I didn't want to be hypocritical about posting edgy, borderline red flag content in the discord

@Foxhound

IM STEALING IT ANYWAYS

Lmao

COME GET ME ATF BOIS AND BRING LE DOGS

Also bring some tacos and I'll come peaceably

I'm drunk as fuck

Im bringing the dongss

Yeah you know what that should be a new part of the Boogaloo meme; not only are we fighting alphabet bois but we're filming it in jackass style stunt videos during their raids

YES

Like all the shit described that Boogaloo bois would build like the claymore roombas

Or tom and jerry

Low quality

Hi, I'm койот and this is spicy roomba!

>presses a button turning on ten different roombas rigged with claymores as the alphabet bois come bashing through my door in a no knock raid
>mfw

F O R L E G A L P U R P O S E S A L L O F T H A T W A S A J O K E

*entire alphabet soup rolls up*

койот means coyote?

Damn

Always read konot like him

@Hellhound6 and that chick reminds me of the girl I like

Not saying she's a whore

But speaking of her face

Damn I talk shit

And here I am. Talking shit at 1 am while wearing my cheap but good balaclava

Nice pedo stash

What?

Your mustache

Oh

Im just giv8ng you shit man haha no worries

My mustahe never grew properly

But got a full grown beard, luckly

Same

I look like Leprechaun

I'll change my profile pic

Any ideas?

A hotdog

Hmm

Just a sec

Done

Thanks for the idea

Awesome!

Now my crippling depression is permanently set

Trim your stach.

Mission accomplished

Dont cut it all the way off

Yeah, shall do that

Need to trim my beard too

Dude you say you look like a leprechaun but I have a fucking bright ass rusty red beard lol

So I'm the italian version

We both got the height

Fucking wop

Wop?

Racial term for Italians back in the day

Hum

More like a potatoe spaghetti

Im both

Tatoe-matoe

I feel ya

Now Im happy

Mama mia pizza pepperoni

I realized I don't need to get drunk to talk shit

WHOMST TF
TRASHT

YEEEEEEEEE

Seagrams 7 hours.

If we dont name the shooter theres no conspiracy guys

Gey

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1014494612275592&id=821557434902645

@wendiko factz

It only pulls up overwatch. Get

Gey

Gntlmn, avd ths wrds

Prbs wrng thrd srry

Should I make my own /k/ fb page?

See That's the type of shit you dont need to say

But basically yes

@насильственное убийство thats what i debate

Hey look a slav

your a cunt

No u

no u

Reee

ahem

What have I done

What the fuck are you idiots doing

Your mum

That’s a solid drawing right there

@wendiko whats that?

Key words?

*thingsthatgetyouwatched*

Super broad but they be like that

I get disappearing comments alot

I made a question

But than I understood

Ohhh

Yea i just cropped it for cleanliness

All of our systems just crashed in the store. Balls.

Maybe a breach

Wouldn't surprise me. Just means I cant make any commission for today

Shit bro, hope it goes good

#Notmycompanynotmyproblem

@Foxhound Exactly bro

When you have your edits developed

Neat

Found this photo of my great grandpa playing fb

@Foxhound oi feg, that's not a bad idea

Getting the edits developed?

Imma turn some into stickers and slap them on shit

Yes.

Do it

one time i put "its ok to be white" stickers on the mailboxes for a black newspaper

stickers are great idea

Low end vandalism

Boot licker

Oh I like this one ^ already

WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN PRI'ATE?

...pirate?

Private, lol.

aye aye cap'n

My friend was a DI for the MUHREENZ

Now he's a motivational speaker for kids from broken homes

*smashes through wall blasting Fortunate Son wearing a USMC t-shirt and downing my 15th beer while holding an M16A4 service rifle* Did someone say MUHREENZ?

Is he also on Dr Phil?

Nah, he actually hates those shows

Lol

@AKAlexei shut up shower shoe

You're not even a boot yet

Also, he's surprisingly "wayciss" to everyone, and it's hilarious

Dude that's 90% of the service

Not even the actual racism but the bullshit shit talking kind lol

Even so. I have bo idea what the fuck "peckerwood" means and he calls all lightskins/whites that

no*

It's a white people thing

Yup

shut up peckerwood

Kinda like conquering people

Lol, I think i get it

He Also doesn't use the N word, he says "Moon cricket"

It's an old racial slur blacks used to call whites in like the early 20th century that basically means "white trash"

Oh shit

lol that's funny af

Yeah, now a lot of white people use it

Kinda like cracker

Ya know cause we had whips

Speaking of white people doing dumb shit, who wants to join me in Rising Storm 2: Vietnam? I just finished downloading

Gey

Peckerwood

No u

Yes

Bruh

I would join,

buuuuuuut

Youre gey?

true but irrelevent

"VEDYA GAMEZ IS AGAIN MY REH-LIGGIN AND I AIN'T GONNA BE REDISTRIBUTING MY TIME AND MONEY FOH NO GAHT DAYUM TWINKLE TOED CLICKETY CLACKIN' SCREEN"

against*

Rah?

I mean go work out all of you

Go beat your fucking face in til I'm tired @насильственное убийство

(Push ups)