And all you want to do is sleep

Look at every day as an adventure waiting to be had. Seek that shit out

Don't wait for it to come to you

@AKAlexei Brazil isn't a land of good opportunities

Oh. Right. Forogt

*forgot

I go out of my house and feel depressed only looking from your porch

I don't have a porch, but you know what I mean

Move back to the states dude

Seriously

There's a favela not very far from here

I mean that's really the only advice I can give ya

If I could enlist through the consulate, I would

Do it!

Oh

Well, if I were you I'd just move home

I don't know if there's the possibility to do so

Make it a goal

Don't let anyone tell you that shit is impossible

Motherfuckers come here on rafts made of garbage. You can do it

My fear is to not have enough money to get a start

I dunno how much exactly I should have

Stay with a friend or family member stateside, get a shitkicker job to pay some rent while you plot your next move

If you want to enlist in the military, do it asap when you move home

They'll give you everything you need

I don't know what the rules are for someone who's been living abroad, but assuming you're an american citizen still, move back home, stay with a family member or friend, get a shitkicker job that'll give you enough to swing some rent their way, and then as soon as you're allowed to, enlist in the military

My recommendation is Marine corps

The training is harder, but fuck man, it beats Fort Benning, Fort Bragg, or literally any Army base in the midwest

Still apprehensive

Specially about staying with family member

How about a friend?

My father is a shitbag. Wouldn't stay in his house

My grandparents are angels in earth, but you know, they're in an advanced age

Dont have friends in US

Still have a lot of family members who knows me

@everyone anyone wanna give Sir Harn a place to live if/when he moves back to the US?

But I have a very personal problem

If I owned my place I would

Only if hell live in alabama lol

Just live in woods like wild man

Worked for me for a while

I feel bothered to ask people something

I think I'll bother something to ask something and all

Hard to explain

Medical condition?

No

I get pretty nervous

This is not an issue

Nervousness can be overcome with confidence in ones self

Not confident when I get to talk to someone

We should all just buy a giant fucking boat and live in international waters.

Boom solution

I am a SCUBA diver, so I am at home in/on the water, but the woods will always be my true element.

https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1943/coast-guard-cutter--ex-steel-hull-2871948/

Example

Oh shit whiskey just hit. Imma fuck off now before I start onnrealy stupid shit

Night all

I can weld, and do other craftman, and mechanical jobs as well, so I will help maintain the boat.

I work at a lumber yard and do construction I can help with some of the framing

And supply ordering

I can fix electrical stuff

And automate stuff too

Or at least try

Not a technician yet

But almost there

I am fairly well versed in most hands on maintenance, and went to university for cyber security and digital forensics.

Medical as well.

@Sir Harndes go army

Why should I?

Don't hear good things about the army

Currently Army, it’s not so bad sometimes.. but it makes up for it by being fucking awful

If I owned by place and wasn’t going downrange I would

Because the corps is a cluster fuck

Sometimes I miss it, then I Remember all of the bullshit

How many benadryl is too many to take in one night?

Jw?

@Sir Harndes hmu in dm if you're for real. I have a spare room

@Hellhound6 bullshit like?

@iTz_Land0n where do ya live?

Little collection of the ammo from guns I’ve shot

Is the end one a 25mm?

I still like my plan of getting a boat and fighting the cartel

For the boogaloo?

Or just in general?

In general

Get a contract with a larger militia or pmc or something for each ship/unit of drugs intercepted

Fuck could go after the triad too

Plus international waters = Free reign for the most part.

For training go fuck with Somali pirates, get hired to escort merchant vessels

^^^^this

Plus when the big igloo happens

Just sail away

Though fuel would be hard. And supplies tbh.

So the oil rig base in metal gear

La li lu le lo

Not a bad plan.

Would we be uh...creatively acquiring this rig?

No need, gimme 72 hours in Sierra Leone, a handgun, and a Hawaiian shirt, and I'll come back with what we need to purchase it in preparation

so the enclave

Brorherhood outcasts were better..

So on a slightly related more, I had a buddy that wanted to buy a cargo ship a few years back

It's not a bad plan honestly...

Just expensive as fuck

I don't have many skills besides being a decent shot. I'm a quick study though. Living on a boat sounds a good plan so long as supplies and fuel are able to be acquired

Well his plan was to essentially start up a merchant company, he talked about hiring me on for security work if he ever got it off the ground

Sounds like a good time tbh

I need to get back on a range again. Theres none near me and I'm rusty as fuck

Just find a garlic festival

Just sucks man. Havent gotten behind a scope in... 4 or 5 years at least. If not more.

The thing is having an underground house in appalachians and give'em hell

The thing is having an actually decent job to afford boogaloo shit and not starve lmao

That we all know

And train a lot

Know how to make things work

Therapist: What do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It was (((Them)))

Therapist: NEIN!

Think I'm gonna start job hunting again...

What happened?

Same

I wish you the best, may you find a good job

They fucked with my hours so I'm not even hitting 40 a week.

Yeah that’s dumb

Like I'm trying to save money for gear and shit but after bills out of this check? I'll have $28 bucks

They fucked with my commission too

At least you didn’t lose your supervisor position to a fucktard over some dumb shit that shouldn’t have happened.

... I mean I lost the potential one I had locked in for dumb shkt that I didn't do

Used to make about a weeks pay on commission every month. They fucked with it to the point that I'm barely making an extra benjamin

Guy that has my job now is a snake.

That’s fucked man

What do you guys work as ( or the general field if you don't want to give specifics

Guy that got the one that was supposed to be mine is madly incompetent and I wouldn't follow him down the street let alone as a team

Yeah same

I'm in sales (kill me)

I am a K9 Handler for a private company that is contracted to screen freight.

Quasi fed status but I’m no alphabet boi

And I get paid better than a Fed lol

Oh that's cool!
I'm in the automotive field, basically an apprentice while in school and I work at a shop after classes end

Nice

I worked with telemarketing lol

*PLEASE GOD END MY SUFFERING*

Lol

I'll basically do the same as jaguar

But with robot industry and electronic stuff

I'm an auto tech, not highly skilled but that's why I'm taking advanced courses

I just want to be a privateer lmao

If I can get back into shape I'd like to get into security

@Foxhound not if feg but when

Fuq u m8

Well stop being a feg and get in shape

Jeez Mom alright I'll try

There is no try, only do

I will hit you with a mother fucking cast iron pan you Yoda quoting fuck

Lmao c'mon tubby, gotta catch me first

Oh that's low

Imma hit you with that pan then make scrambled eggs with it. Perfect multitool

Lol

Speaking of tubby..I need to start doing crunches n sits up again.

Too much booze not enough exercise

Same

I exist off coffee and nicotine at this point

Basically same

The fuck is TIL

Today I learned

ight roast time

You're uber big gey

Feg

no you

I’m in it to hurt some feels

Federalé feg

Remind that bitch the only reason he gets to speak freely is because of Democracy

REEEE

Ehh not exactly

Or do we need to remind him that Monarchs used to decapitate people for speaking their minds

we aren't an actual democracy

We live in a constitutional republic

that moment when you have voluntaryist view point so you can voluntarily sit in your basement

And churches used to burn folks

That elects their representatives in a democratic fashion

But we are definitely not a democracy

I know you fuckers its 2 am lmao

FOR THE REPUBLIC

ok I'm done

With that, I'm audi

FOR THE REPUBLIC

Fuck that. For the Empire.

Ni🅱️🅱️a its 2308 here

Nibba its 0208 here.

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-star-wars-clone-troopers-cloney-arc-trooper-gif-10601772

Y’all need to get on this west coast time

east coast gang

Has anyone ever looked at the stormtroopers and just thought "fuck I know how shitty that has to be but at least I'm not in all white semi useless armor"

Yeah

https://tenor.com/view/epic-clonetrooper-star-wars-gif-10217814

Gang gang

Republic Commando deserves a remaster

*basically only uses clone armies and supersoldiers in stellaris*

indeed it does love that game

STELLARIS

Fuck I love that game

Great game

I think I have a copy of it but it’s in NC. And I am not

I'm doing a unsc spinoff atm

i have it on steam

Same

Or I at least have battlefront 1 and 2

God those were the days

Agreed

I miss the shit talking in the live lobbies

Same

Or the shit talking of the lan parties

You can’t roast people like that anymore without getting the big ban or swatted

You're not wrong

Unless you're in a clan of like minded degens

I liked playing CoD when I was stationed in Germany

Because the only other guys that played on the server were scots and Germans

Lul

And the Scots get fucking brutal with their roasting

That they do

They're fuckin' wankers but in the best way

One of the guys I play arma with is a scot

Bring up William Wallace and he goes mental

Accurate

Or anything about how the Scots didnt win their independence

And don't bring up Bonnie Prince Charlie

Ever

That was my go to

Imagine being so cucked that you’re still ruled by a queen

Lel

From a country you couldn’t beat

Could be worse. You could be ruled by Kim Jong Un

Hey

You leave my tubby Korean alone

lol

Kim is gonna be aight

Alright, you could be under Mahmud Ahmadinejad

I got money on him being the last Kim in that family that rules

Fuck that goat fucker sounding name

lol