Well shit

I'll die for the cause with a smile on my face

But I gotta get in shape first

The closest I could get from being tacticool

Oh fucking christ xD

Not even close, but still

Look at da belly

LOOK AT IT

NO

I'm good

Lol

IM A MANLET, BUT I AIN'T THIN I KNOW

Im thicc

Lmao

My buddy went to put on his plate carrier the other day and ended up having a muffin top

Shit was hilarious

Muffin top geez

I have some too

Need to hit the gym

Real goon hours

Beautiful night, ain't it?

Indeed nice out

Beer bongs ranger shorts and goons

Lucky you

Yee yee

What's everyone up too

Just dragged my ass to the couch and doing nothing

I'm about to go help the CIA smuggle a shitload of cocaine and krocodil into the port of norfolk

Aint any good shit to do in here

Gotta keep the American dream of sex, drugs, and rock n roll alive

Good shit^^^

Could do that, but still thinking a planning on how I can get back to USA

As every night lol

Get money, think where I could live...

Somewhere with lots of drugs, booze, and beautiful women?

We have a lot of drugs in here already

Like, a lot

Booze? Not good ones

Women, EVEN WORST LOL

I'm about to shoot some idiot smuggling drugs with all his lights on out of the sky

@AKAlexei got a pack of goons in Hampton let us know if you need us lol

I just got back, went around my home town and realized why I left lol.

Oof

Small towns man, gotta love iy

I love small towns

same

Dude my sleep schedule is fucked

Rookie

Lol

Its always fucked, but right now it's beyond fucked

I'm also on some Tyler durden level planning

Absolutely degenerate lol

This is why we can't have nice things

Lol

Hello friend bois

Hey

Welcome to Jackass!

I am your friendly neighbor hood queef

Pleased to meet ya

NO

ANIME

REE

lol neihbor hood queef

We gonna be the bestest of friends

Just made this

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Because I'm sitting here thinking about how George Washington and John Paul Jones intended for me to be able to own a M1 Abrams

I want a tomahawk missile

Same

Yeet

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I want a 🅱️ussy

Traps are gay

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

Very

Henlo!~

How to get a girl to stop talking to you 101 by professor Lowe

Also gents I turn 21 on tuesday. Problem. There is not enough booze in my house to get shit face on and i didnt get to renew my license in time. I also dont get paid till Friday. This some bullshit

Rip

ya i got iy

it

lol aussie memes

Anyone know what's goin in fucking Portland?

NO PRIDE PARADE?

lol oops

Well I meant with all the antifa bullshit

oh i got no idea