My boss told me to left work early cuz water pipes are fucked

Good but not good

Two Irish guys having a convo a few minutes ago at the McDonald's

guy 1: you can fuckoff ya sober shite, take that hooker off will ya?
guy 2: Oh fuck me, she's a hooker yes, but Mary's a very nice and pleasant hooker, lovely woman
1: I don't care much to hear about me own sister
2: she asked about you
1:yeah? quite the fuck predicament, blah blah, just tell the little whore that I died in a fire or something
2: Blah blah?
1: Yes, well
2: Even so, I dislike the orange brassiere she was wearing, the little lass looked just like some construction worker
1: ???

The absolute state of Irishmen

Beautiful

I feel culturally enriched after reading that

On jah

I am proud to be Irish

Same

Same (?)

I’m Irish and German

eee thats not even close to polish shit i hear every day like those talks man
but still pretty i feel "culturally enriched"

Im Irish and Italian

Meh

Mama Mia

Irish and Italian eh

here we go again

Guinness flavored pasta

Sin

Spicy Meatball flavored Whiskey?

S I N

Okay, sorry bro

But I like both

Jk bro

Love whiskey

AT LEAST YOUR BLOODLINE ISN'T AS FUCKED UP AS MINE

Native American, Mexican, Spaniard, French, Serbian, and some other shit

Lot of my family refuses to recognize the Chetnik blood in the veins 🤣

Personally, I love it

I need to work on my Serb so I can sing traditional "patriotic" songs 😂😂😂😂😂

I also wanna learn some Bosnian and Croat songs to really thumb the wound and fuck with them

So now i will start singing polish antigerman song in german cus im in some part german and in another im polish

Hell yeah

Der Deutsche wird uns nicht ins Gesicht spucken,
Nicht unsere Kinder germanisieren,

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Takes me out of Mein Kampfort zone

jk jk, bad joke is bad

Don't start me..... Cuz when I get started on puns, I end up with people wanting me dead even more than they already do

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Well I did Nazi that coming

I hope my puns are Hitlerious

nibba that shit is Göringous

But uhh... on a more serious note.... And on a different topic, I went to SeaWorld once and I had a swim with Adolph-in

shit that hit like blitzkreig

Yeah, makes me Hungary for some.... Luftwaffles

Honestly the worst part is I am saying these out loud as I type

No one:
Totaly no one:
History chanel at 19:00 in my country

HAHAHAHAH

What the fuck?

makes me think of that Flak 88 with the ufo carved on it

lmao

Lol at the size difference

Alpha as fuuuuck

I actually got a lotta respect for the Poles

they know the proper way of dealing with Commies

yeh but there is something strange

like countries that fight socialism and communism are slowly becoming them

and countries that were are becoming more Blue than the orginal ones

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Agreed, like wtf ma

Degeneracy is a serious problem

yee

Politics are strange nowdays man.... But it isn't over... it's a hard fight but not impossible

men i see us in red like it will go the same way as poland or lithuania or any other estern block country

Everyone wants communism til they get it

it starts with that funny shit like students unions end ends in 🅱 ernie shit

Then it wasn't real communism when it fails

Exactly

Communist and Socialists deserve the same fate

A cold one with a bag

We need another world war.... and bad....

trilogy must end xD

But we also need a proper excuse to get a lot of these countries involved, instead of some gay ass "police Action" where the US "does all the work"

Germany, please. I beg you....

You gave us great gifts with the first two Wars... We need you.... we need a third

We need to hear the synchronized marching through the streets

we need to hear those boots slamming on the pavement

those tanks rumbling through the cities

Airciin the air

aircraft**

The shouting of the commanders as the boys get in line

The disciplined, silent, solemn, and proud look on their faces as they march on

the great awe of the grand war machines, the clashing of world powerd

powers*

The dirt and dust, the mud and blood. screaming of the jets overhead and the boom of air support

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grab the artillery and get on those guns baby... It's REAL boom-boom hours

I also love the idea of rocket artillery

One of my favorite sounds at night was the artillery

^ radio traffic

I was rto so no

Oof

I was at least good at it tho.

I feel sorry for retards who get stuck doin that

Laust in the sauce with the civi radios tho

I had my personal radio, didn't worry about shit else