Question. Can someone explain the crab meme?

It’s not supposed to make sense

But it’s like a music video or what not called crab rave

I’m wearing mine tomorrow to my airsoft game

FUCK YEAH

Ah, I see

Makes sense

Well anyway

RHODESIANS NEVER DIE

but Zimbabweans are shit

https://youtu.be/RrvXTIT2yJ0

For all of you

We are all Rhodesia

Hell yeah

John Edmond all day today

Its a great reason to celebrate

*Smiles in Rhodesian*

What a glorious day

Lets strike while the iron is hot and retake the wrongfully taken lands

Affirmative

Imma nab an plane rq

In minecraft👀👀

I can fly one

In minecraft

I've never even been in an airplane

I flew one gang gang

Every ine of us today

Now I just need a FAL

Imma find a FAL rq

Drops 800 to 1500 instantly

*cartoon search montage*

Its ok. Im sure we can make 10× that ammount in war spoils easily

Most of the War Spoils on Zimbabwe would be gas and weaponry

You could sell uniforms in theory as well

Commit war crimes in minecraft

But folks are poor,

You won’t get much in spoils besides equipment

So you just turn into an arms dealer, big deal

Dream job tbh

I’m not saying it’s bad,

It’ll still be profitable

Just don’t bother robbing civilians

They're all poor millionaires or something like that

Trillionares

Wiping your ass with their money is cheaper then TP

So wait. We got a bunch of combat vets, weapons owners, gear hoarders, Rhodie lovers, and a few Civil Air Patrol fucks (myself included) in here... sounds like the makings of a beautiful future for New Rhodesia... in minecraft

My peebob is the big peebob

And I'm the one who's just observing 'cause I can't do shit

Harn, we're gonna get your ass home if it kills us

T H A T W A S A H Y P E R B O L I C S T A T E M E N T A N D S H O U L D N O T B E C O N S T R U E D A S A T H R E A T O F V I O L E N C E

Ive already started the process get a damn job lol

@Sir Harndes yeah dude, like I was saying the other night; legit at this point all you need is to get some cash together so you can buy yourself a plane ticket

Or some of us who may or may not have access to govt aircraft could come get you. But itd be a haul in those CAP Cessnas

@thedarkness05 I'd love to see you pilot a CAP Cessna to Brazil just to yank Harn xD

Yank me from Indiana as well. Plenty pf corn fields to land in

If I could find fuel i might be able too. Locals will just think its a drug plane

O always wanted to piss outthe window of an airplane midflight

Yeah, and the airforce will surely shut you down. They live doing it

CAP is air force technically. I could keep that up for a few hours at least

And they do the old school way

Bruh fuck that

We'll gang an old c130 and drop the rescue lines like back in nam

You know the shit with the air balloon rope

S K Y H O O K

Sky hook or skal on a rope

Soap

Always wanted to do that

*battlefield 4 theme starts to play*

Lets do it boys

I've always wanted to be extracted by Fulton Recovery

Next stop brazil. Then off to Rhodesia

Someone stesl me a stryker and ill drive

@wendiko settle for a btr?

I mean id it works nostly the same why not this one has a cannon so upgrade

To invade Rhodesia (in minecraft of course) we'll need light armored vehicles, highly mobile infantry, air support, artillery, and supplies for all of the above

Itll be a great time

Oh, and we're gonna need some money

Well we have a metric ton of autism, does that count for anything?

Possibly

Lmao

We would also need at least one or two other nation states to officially recognize New Rhodesia

But that's political shit, y'all can leave that to me

Well there is that dude who is trting to remake the Russian empire in Africa. I have a claim to the throne, so that could help

I N T E R E S T I N G

I majored in politics too, so count me in

Lit

Zimbabwe is a shit state,

Just land at the government holdings

Storm them

They’re crippled

Honestly 10 GIs could cripple that place

Sounds like a plan

I'm in. Lets fire up the minecrafy servers

Fuck em if they dont, well build a good enough defense and scorch everything else.

Hey hey lovely kings

Trap is back

Good, get in our stolen rustbucket of a c130. We have a rescue and a liberation mission to pull