F R E S H M E A T

breathing*

I stole all of my moms coat hangers for **unspecified** reasons

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@AKAlexei

What was that petition at

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@Kaptain bonez What the fuck is it with the coat hangers?

To steal shit from claw machines

found the fed

To abort the communists

*there are two kinds of people*

Gabe that sounds a tad ***BASED***

Gentlemen,
Please refer to the announcements channel

If you could

Yeah Gabriel

No violence ya fuck

Yeah for real homie, we ain't tryna get red flagged by the fedbois

Don't worry you're safe

Not so much that, but we are trying to direct everyone to it before they fuck around too much

The greatest lie one can tell themselves is "I am safe."

http://chng.it/cf95RTCB

If y'all haven't signed the petition yet, sign here. And then share it to all your autist friends, family, and pro-gun facebook pages your follow

only red flags flying are in Portland right now. but in all seriousness I have been following the page the past few days and I understand the implications of such fuckery

When did we break 700 @AKAlexei ?

Last I saw it was 250 something

About an hour or two ago

We appreciate that spud. Mostly it's just respect the admins, each other, and the law.

Otherwise its fuck around and find out

of course

Put it to ya this way, fuckers

Any man can be a continental

But we recognize that in this day and age, we must be statesmen

And that's what I do

You just got my signature

these are terms im surprisingly lacking in knowledge of.

continental andd statesmen

And if you fuck around too much, I get tagged to tear you a new asshole and yeet you out of the server.

F R E E D O M B O N E R I N T E N S I F I E S

Statesmen: also: Orator, Speaker, Thinker, Philosipher.

See also: Free man

@Spudoof continental as in a continental soldier. Statesman, as in someone who knows how to fight the system through politics. Basically what I'm saying, anyone can pick up a gun and do hoodrat shit. But in this day and age, we must utilize the system created by our founding fathers to fight tyranny. Say for a second that a bunch of people actually did rise up and try to overthrow the government by force. As much of a great meme as that idea is, the facts state that we live in a time and place where we don't need violence to bring on a revolution

It all starts with petitions and organizing coordinated political movements through mass media campaigns, public opinion, and through direct and coordinated call and email spams to congressmembers

Koñot and I are the two admins to worry about pissing off. Merc and Squid are pretty laid back. Everyone else is shady as shit. Koñot is pretty left center and I'm far right. We cancel each other out in power for the most part.

Aye, I consider myself a statesmen then till the time demands the continental. That's what my ancestors did before me and that is what I will do now.

I like to say that I'm a pretty lefty dude on a lot of subjects, but when it comes to guns and personal freedoms/civil liberties, I make Ayn Rand look like a fucking socialist

I have bounced all over, recently though I became interested in Yang and was able to fall back out of the far right

Oh shit, a yang gang boi

Until he read about rhodesia

Yang... gods dont get me started on him

Now this is interesting

hush Trace

RHODESIA STANDS WITHIN OUR HEARTS

YES

there it is

R H O D E S I A N S N E V E R D I E

FUCK THE FLOPPIES LET US SLOT THEM FELLOW KINGS

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KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI

been listening to this on repeat while i started my study of the nation today

We should kick the boogaloo off by taking Zimbab*vomits*we back.

shiiit didnt they almost have a boogaloo last year?

Yep

After fuckin Mugabe finally bit the dust

He was removed from power in a bloodless coup

PS

How to tell if you're country has been subject to a coup

When the military is literally on national tv telling you that this is not a coup

Listen.

They

Are not

A legitimate

State

Questions?

Yes, one. When are we buying FALs and a one way ticket to Zimbabwe?

👀

Gimme a dozen tanks and I'll take em the fuck out Rommel style you mangy cunts

Asap

I'm not wearing short shorts though

Question

What type of tanks though?

Bruh, gimme 10 good hard men ready to get their hands dirty. We'll have Rhodesia back in existence within two days

Welcome to Hell where you're surrounded by Fascists, Socialists, and whatever the fuck else is around

What conspirators

LMFAO

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What type of tanks? Modern or *Classic*

We takin Rhodesia back

Yep

That's the new goal

Volunteers are plentiful

No pay needed

Oh please, Deaths Head, you and I both know that you wouldn't need much more than a company of T-55s or hell, even outdated fucking WWI German land fortress tanks to end the Zimbabwe government

just starve em out

oh. wait

We'll have to take fight through Mozambique too

Starve them out? Bro, they're a socialist communist nation; starvation is the norm

T-55's wouldn't be bad... ideally I would take 10 Abrams or 10 t-62's

Easy weight guys

Picture it though:

A quiet afternoon in Rhodesia, Floppies enjoying flinging their shit at one another when the ground starts rumbling. One of them screeches a warning as tanks bearing the Deaths Head flag Crest a nearby ridge open fire on the crowds, while Fortunate Son blasts out of jury rigged speakers.

Ah.... I can smell the diesel and gun powder now

Deaths Head, stop, my penis can only get so erect

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