in my opinion... the grosser, browner, greener, smellier, nastier, chunkier, and noisier, the better. the best pukes are a bunch of sick brown nasty fermented food all mixed together into half-digested biley sickness that's been sitting in the stomach and gut for hours, bacteria-infested toxic waste, looks like sewage, tastes like sewage coming back up, looks and smells like diarrhea out the wrong end with all its brown chunks
i don't like wasting food, but someday i wanna make the grossest, nastiest puke possible. noodles, chicken fingers, hamburger chunks, hot dog chunks, chili, chocolate milk, parmesan cheese, pepperoni pizza, bologna, eggs, all mixed together and fermented in the stomach into the nastiest, most vile potion possible. puke that smells and tastes so bad, the smell and taste make you keep puking until your gut is all empty. puke so diseased, nasty, infested, fermented, and sewage-smelling that the hazmat team is called in and the bathroom quarantined and the toilet disinfected
