In the letter

He talked about how rich he was

He said that he had 3 cows, 7 goats, and a dozen chickens

And that he could make her a very comfortable life

LUCKILY she wasn't particularly interested, and married my virgin nerd of a dad instead

And then I was popped out 10 months later

Oof

True story, my dad proposed in an email written in wingdings

Wtf

An email

I have no idea why she accepted his hand in marriage

Is wingdings a font

ye

@Deleted User The African guy? Like I said, I think her name was in a nursing journal, she was quite surprised

Luckily your mom doesn’t have the fever

Otherwise you’d be <:56:402370471347355679>

23andme says im 1.5% joo

time to kms

even changing the probability to make it higher didn't get rid of the jew ancestry

My mom is trad AF, it's hilarious when she starts chastising my friends for not being trad enough and when she yells at girls for being sluts

Wingdings is that old Windows symbol font. My dad wrote her a proposal email, drove over to her house ASAP (because it's not like you checked your email all the time in 1995), told her to check her email

She was confused but did
And he showed her how to translate it back to a normal font and got on his knees
I guess he was shaking really bad, probably rightfully so; he's a giant nerd and virgin and this was his first real relationship, and she was a pretty, attractive, intelligent, petite girl. It was his big chance of a lifetime and all that

at least he was chad enough to go for it

@WOMP WOMP boi Dude you now have 1.5* as many oppression points as me

i would go back to the 1500s and kill my jewish ancestor

And true, my dad COULD be quite happy today with a warehouse full of classic cars and a high paying business intelligence job, I'm glad he had kids

Only two though, wish I had a couple more siblings maybe

I only have one dad too <:trolled:437512288438714368>

Hi

Greetings Kamarade

Ew

single mom situation here

I’m not a commie

Nor am I

I'm a Wehraboo

Don’t call me that

I’m capitalist

ICH HAT EIN GUT KAMRADEN

Ur not my comrade

Unironic monarchist my dude

(((capitalism)))

Ur my competitor

I'm sorry, if we are competing

I will use my Recreational McNuke™ on you

Jk we can be friends but don’t use gay commie terms

Deal

Anyways

Homie

Wanna see my arabic learning

Omg I forgot you're a gay Moslem lover

fr

No

I hate Muslims

what about the gay thing

I hate that too

uh huh

slow to deny

But I am learning Arabic

He hates being gay!

HA

@shinjitsu

lmao

>Hates Muslims
>Is learning Arabic
🤔 🤔 🤔

>Wants an Arabic waifu

<:powerthink:402373351961788417>

Yes I want to learn Semitic languages

he has talked about needing to rape and pillage iran

And I clearly said Christian arab

he just wants a shitskin waifu

@WOMP WOMP boi true

lol

Not about the shitskin wife

But about iran

I want a pure middle eastern Christian girl

Which is why I’m learning Arabic

Goddamned miscegnatiors gonna be the downfall of our race

Idc

you know who should date qt middle eastern christian girls

I’m not white nationalist anymore

qt middle eastern christian men

No

I want one too

They can marry them sure but I want one

@Deleted User fuck u

No Persian is Christian

Even if you're not a white nationalist- I'm not- you can still believe races should generally stay within their own

why you gotta pollute your genetics

^

@Boffin Frog I’m one person

Generally it’s bad

But I’m one guy

one guy whose kids are gonna be 56%

and their descendants

Lol

@Deleted User You are one guy, but if you think you're not part of a general trend of normalization, if you somehow think you're special... Lols

and their kids

Better than ur kids bro

Enjoy ur western whore

nah

feminist whores

There are good white Western girls man