my nipples are too big <:kms:402614756243931136>

I bet her pu$$y smells like a sweaty armpit

@Gregory Malchuk yeah

Greg has pepperoni nipples and he pooed on his balls

id still chow on it

I bet her sweaty armpits smell like pu$$y

Imagine sniffing her sweaty pits

@gangweeder
Do you plan on getting it fixed?

Fuck I'd cum straight away

@Gregory Malchuk heard it’s risky

i bet fucking her armpits is better than her pu$$y

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/991867599985238016 <:cringe:402359483117862932>

Bruh

How hard is the curve

@gangweeder
How bad is it?

is having a curved dick actually a disease

greg are you gonna go on welfare

i thought a curve was natural

It’s extreme when sat

curve happens because you get hard in tight pants too much

@ChillS
No, severe side to side curvature is a disease.

I can force it straight without hurting

i have a slight curve depending on which way i've been tucking it in my pants

And it’s more like it’s twisted than bent or in guess both

define side to side

🍌

is it like this?

(

Dicks too small to curve

or like this S

My dick is curved up a little. Greg, master of dicks, is my dick ok?

I wanna give lauren rose Irish sunglasses

90 degree angle curve niggas be like "fuck i got a disease"

lol

It’s straight until 2/3 up then curves at like a parabola

@Punished CLOSESTALLY
Some do that.

90 degrees is how you hit the g spot bro

i wanna give lauren rose irish dick

<:smug:402400327313391616>

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Smash the colon from inside the pusy

smashed the pussy from inside the colon <:smug:402400327313391616>

I wanna tongue punch her fart box

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shit on her face and tell her its chocolate

I enjoy rimming

she wakes up

"whats all this shit on my face"

Sit on Lauren roses face

me: chocolate bitch

I want Lauren Rose to rim me

Eatin ass is good

@gangweeder
Up down left or right?

I want to lick the lint out of her bellybutton

Greg stop it

@Gregory Malchuk left

You're like a woman obsessed with their own cunt

lets all take a boys trip to thailand and fuck whores and get drunk together

Greg have u ever eaten ass

Greg ur not a cock doctor

cockter

greg is a genius

It’s serviceable

Cockter Malchuck

Greg do u hVe a gf

curves like a parabola?

like this ?

my dick

bulging out of my pants

the image

when your dick is mathematical

I can’t receive head from the right hand side

not with that attitude

Put ur dick in a splint

Lol

your dick is broken bro

you just gotta fuse the bone back together

greg i wish a woman was sucking on my dick rn

if you have a floppy dong you have a serious issue

some people are born without the penis bone

it's very sad

The red is my peen

The boner bone

that looks normal

my peter has a bone in it

need me a mofuckin handful of takis

Looking straight down

Id take a bag of takis over a bj rn

i'd put my bone in lauren rose

So that’s to the left

I have a bone in me 😏😏

@Gregory Malchuk

fellas i can't see my dick because my massive pecks are too big

You were curious

How much is a trip to Thailand

cheap

as fuck