lmao

Oh shit that's savage

What do

I want to make a bot that tweets out every twitter moment with the caption "Who fucking cares?"

Kek

I'm bored 😩️😩️😩️

Read The Bible <:chad:402359917819985931>

Already do

I mean NOW

I want to get a haircut today

Go get a haircut then

I have no car

RIP

And the place I go to is not close

Feels and not having A car anymore

Poorfag

Lately women have been pissing me off

They love to play the victim card

I imagine they wpuld

Women always piss me off

Not having a car and all

What did he mean by this

Having a car is an immediate +999 on women

I lost it when a w*man hit my car

I lost it when I hit a w*man with my car

Lost my sides

That is

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If you didnt immediately 🅱ape her you only have yourself to blame for allowing the tyranny of female motorists to continue

True

Grape

Gape

👀️

Oh wow

I thought you meant a nsfw image

U virgin

<:virgin:402360028528377868>

The Chad Virgin vs The Virgin Fornicator

Heh

Sometimes I get temptations to just hate fvck a random thot, but I control myself

Temptations are to be expected

As long as you dont act on them you're good

Yes

satan tempts everyone, it's on us not to give into them

Very true

I can't even mess with other girls either way because I have a new girlfriend now

Nice

She's Italian

Congrats dude

Since all the white girl's in jersey are Italian

Med GFs are best GFs

Yes

She looks something like this

Congrats bro, I'm happy for you

I hope it works out

Meds are some of the least pozzed whites out there

Looking for Med or Polish gf

Thanks

Mmmh

Polish girls

The thing is, my girlfriend, I kinda had her on the back burner for a while,

She liked me but I was trying to go for another girl that I was talking to and it didn't go anywhere

If she wasn't in a relationship while you were with that other girl, that's a sign she'll be loyal to you

That's good

She was single, she was waiting for me to go take her out

Orbitted me

Damn

I gave up with the other girl because she kept playing games and I have no patience for time wasters

She also tried to pull the "lets just stay as friends"

Oof

I cut her off

She's done for

She also had guy friends

Oh yeah that's a bad sign

These guy friends were friends since like kindergarten

I was not going to have that

A thot since she was a toddler

Yes

I could tell that her guy friends were major orbiter's

Trying to find an opportunity to slip into the cracks and date her

But yeah I dumped her, no point in chasing a thot who plays games with you

Yeah

If she's not fit for marriage, there's no reason to keep the relationship going

And now I'm with an Italian girl who's Catholic. The other girl was a Protestant lmao

boof

The eternal pr*testant thot

A girl who's into the more devout sects of Christianity is a must for me tbh

I will not date a protestant woman

Same

Protestants let a lot of shit slip when it comes to The Bible and what it says

Yeah, you also have the prot thots

That's where it comes from

"Only God can judge me"

Yep

Did you see the guy Nick retweeted? The fucking gall of this bastard to mention God

Let me check

@RetardO ExtremeO I'll tell you more once I'm done with my showrr

@Bloat MOGG Not seeing it, can you link it?