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2017-05-21 05:06:12 UTC

Lol

2017-05-21 05:06:27 UTC

Your skin is a lovely shade of Crimson. @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:06:36 UTC

O god

2017-05-21 05:06:38 UTC

Purple!

2017-05-21 05:06:39 UTC

no that's the head singer of System of a down

2017-05-21 05:06:40 UTC

Your eyes are as gold as the moon.

2017-05-21 05:06:45 UTC

Syndrome of a down

2017-05-21 05:06:58 UTC

Soad

2017-05-21 05:07:16 UTC

Your teeth...are quite lovely, to say the least. @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:08:04 UTC

Sodomy

2017-05-21 05:09:05 UTC

Choking chick's and sodomy @Yurio is gay

2017-05-21 05:09:18 UTC

Cake and sodomy

2017-05-21 05:09:35 UTC

The kind of shit you get on your TV

2017-05-21 05:09:40 UTC

@Deleted User the proof that i have eyes is that fact that i am a god

2017-05-21 05:09:53 UTC

Your hair has a delightfully arousing curve to it. @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:09:55 UTC

._. wut

2017-05-21 05:10:01 UTC

God of the new world

2017-05-21 05:10:19 UTC

Also hair currently

2017-05-21 05:10:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315717941784215556/image.jpg

2017-05-21 05:10:28 UTC

@Deleted User only one curve? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-05-21 05:10:33 UTC

A wavey mess

2017-05-21 05:11:09 UTC

It has many more curves when it is the right length. @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:11:19 UTC

But as of now, one curve.

2017-05-21 05:11:26 UTC

XD

2017-05-21 05:11:29 UTC

Ok

2017-05-21 05:12:01 UTC

How accurate has my description been so far?

2017-05-21 05:12:35 UTC

@Deleted User Doesn't crimson mean red?

2017-05-21 05:12:42 UTC

My skins not red lol

2017-05-21 05:13:41 UTC

Is it a dark shade of peach? Or perhaps a light mocha?

2017-05-21 05:14:32 UTC

It's lighter, but olivey

2017-05-21 05:15:43 UTC

Like a green olive, or a black olive?

2017-05-21 05:16:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315719356896116737/image.jpg

2017-05-21 05:16:00 UTC

Lol what do you mean?

2017-05-21 05:16:29 UTC

The only olives I've ever seen have been either green or black.

2017-05-21 05:16:46 UTC

an olive skin tone is hard to describe

2017-05-21 05:16:56 UTC

jesus had an olive skin tone

2017-05-21 05:17:01 UTC

sand niggers

2017-05-21 05:17:05 UTC

ILL SWUISH

2017-05-21 05:17:15 UTC

I've never seen a picture of Jesus. @Matty

2017-05-21 05:17:16 UTC

I have olive skin when I tan a bit

2017-05-21 05:17:32 UTC

@Deleted User neither have I

2017-05-21 05:17:37 UTC

So pink?

2017-05-21 05:17:43 UTC

Ish

2017-05-21 05:17:56 UTC

Not really

2017-05-21 05:18:04 UTC

It's basically a tan Italian

2017-05-21 05:18:11 UTC

a tan Italian has olive skin usually

2017-05-21 05:18:26 UTC

Jesus would probably have just looked like a normal middle eastern

2017-05-21 05:18:33 UTC

I get it now.

2017-05-21 05:19:03 UTC

Personally for me my skins sorta pale

2017-05-21 05:19:03 UTC

i get the olive tone from my dad since hes half italian

2017-05-21 05:19:29 UTC

But olive usually means you have greenish undertones to your skin

2017-05-21 05:19:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315720303965765632/image.jpg

2017-05-21 05:19:46 UTC

I picture you as resembling that of a saw blade in motion.

2017-05-21 05:19:55 UTC

an example of an olive skin tone

2017-05-21 05:20:01 UTC

don't freak out mods

2017-05-21 05:20:09 UTC

Yee somewhat

2017-05-21 05:20:23 UTC

oh no it's not me the world is gonna end amirite?

2017-05-21 05:20:23 UTC

me if i ever properly tanned

2017-05-21 05:20:26 UTC

Oooh

2017-05-21 05:20:40 UTC

Like a caramel sweet.

2017-05-21 05:20:45 UTC

yea

2017-05-21 05:20:48 UTC

I hate a pretty slight tan

2017-05-21 05:20:56 UTC

im super pale

2017-05-21 05:20:59 UTC

Actually, don't think it's a tan

2017-05-21 05:21:00 UTC

i'm a ginger

2017-05-21 05:21:01 UTC

but summer hits I TAN

2017-05-21 05:21:02 UTC

Just normal skin

2017-05-21 05:21:07 UTC

i'm either pale or red

2017-05-21 05:21:15 UTC

my face burns

2017-05-21 05:21:25 UTC

like real bad

2017-05-21 05:21:33 UTC

probs cause of the oils

2017-05-21 05:21:48 UTC

its a miracle when i have dry skin

2017-05-21 05:22:05 UTC

nice hair husky

2017-05-21 05:22:46 UTC

Your eyes. What do they compare to? @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:23:25 UTC

Coal lol

2017-05-21 05:23:35 UTC

They're black as fuck

2017-05-21 05:24:05 UTC

What did you think they were?

2017-05-21 05:24:08 UTC

Coal turns the brightest shade of red in the heat of the moment.

2017-05-21 05:24:29 UTC

I would have guessed golden blonde.

2017-05-21 05:25:15 UTC

My eyes?

2017-05-21 05:25:33 UTC

golden blonde???

2017-05-21 05:25:37 UTC

wth

2017-05-21 05:25:39 UTC

Yes, your eyes.

2017-05-21 05:26:00 UTC

I didn't know eyes could be that

2017-05-21 05:26:08 UTC

Oh yes.

2017-05-21 05:26:15 UTC

maybe in an anime

2017-05-21 05:26:48 UTC

Your hair. It is dark. @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:27:07 UTC

With just the right amount of curves.

2017-05-21 05:27:13 UTC

?

2017-05-21 05:27:16 UTC

I think I know what you look like

2017-05-21 05:27:20 UTC

It's like a medium brown

2017-05-21 05:27:47 UTC

It has some tiny parts with a darker gold though

2017-05-21 05:28:14 UTC

And my hair is VERY curly

2017-05-21 05:28:32 UTC

Show

2017-05-21 05:28:34 UTC

Like tight curls

2017-05-21 05:28:44 UTC

show if you want to

2017-05-21 05:28:55 UTC

I'm good lol

2017-05-21 05:29:20 UTC

Do you have any ornaments?

2017-05-21 05:29:28 UTC

see we don't force selfies, we ask

2017-05-21 05:30:13 UTC

I remember what she looks like

2017-05-21 05:30:22 UTC

i have no idea what she looks like

2017-05-21 05:30:29 UTC

i forgot tbh

2017-05-21 05:30:49 UTC

she shared a selfie with us in regulars I think

2017-05-21 05:31:00 UTC

and once in here and deleted it

2017-05-21 05:31:02 UTC

@Deleted User Ornaments?

2017-05-21 05:31:21 UTC

Like face or body ornaments, @Spirit

2017-05-21 05:31:34 UTC

Nope, but I'd like to

2017-05-21 05:31:44 UTC

Like what?

2017-05-21 05:32:14 UTC

Hip piercings and a christina

2017-05-21 05:32:27 UTC

What is a Christina?

2017-05-21 05:32:48 UTC

Google it

2017-05-21 05:33:59 UTC

I googled it.

2017-05-21 05:34:07 UTC

Yup lol

2017-05-21 05:34:21 UTC

I would also like one.

2017-05-21 05:34:36 UTC

You're a female?

2017-05-21 05:35:03 UTC

I do not have a front butt.

2017-05-21 05:35:21 UTC

i think that's a no

2017-05-21 05:35:42 UTC

So how could you get one then? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-05-21 05:35:56 UTC

@Husky did husky see the compliment i said about her hair ?

2017-05-21 05:36:39 UTC

I will get a front butt. Or maybe just a helmet piercing.

2017-05-21 05:37:32 UTC

Front butt.

2017-05-21 05:37:34 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-05-21 05:37:51 UTC

Yes

2017-05-21 05:44:24 UTC

Yea I did

2017-05-21 05:45:05 UTC

ok just wondered

2017-05-21 07:34:48 UTC

my hair is shiny

2017-05-21 07:35:45 UTC

Like tinfoil? @Deleted User

2017-05-21 07:35:52 UTC

no

2017-05-21 07:35:54 UTC

golden

2017-05-21 07:36:08 UTC

Like gold

2017-05-21 07:36:26 UTC

You should sell your hair

2017-05-21 07:36:34 UTC

oh

2017-05-21 07:36:36 UTC

yes

2017-05-21 07:37:35 UTC

i havent eaten any substantial meal since breakfast

2017-05-21 07:37:41 UTC

and im getting really sick

2017-05-21 07:37:43 UTC

Dive into vc, @Deleted User oris

2017-05-21 07:37:53 UTC

give me some time

2017-05-21 07:38:00 UTC

Okay

2017-05-21 07:38:04 UTC

You should eat

2017-05-21 07:38:05 UTC

i need to clam down and do my assignemnt

2017-05-21 07:38:15 UTC

What's your assignment on?

2017-05-21 07:38:28 UTC

shanghai

2017-05-21 07:39:12 UTC

Oh, geography or social studies?

2017-05-21 07:39:50 UTC

geoogrphy

2017-05-21 07:40:12 UTC

its on its like development since the economic reform

2017-05-21 07:41:46 UTC

Fun

2017-05-21 15:54:41 UTC

by tuesday i have to write an essay, on thursday i have an 2 page essay and a poster

2017-05-21 15:54:50 UTC

YAY HIGHSCHOOL STRESS

2017-05-21 15:56:14 UTC

i like writing but i have to get in a flow otherwise it sucks

2017-05-21 16:46:33 UTC

i procrastinate so much

2017-05-21 16:46:35 UTC

it's bad

2017-05-21 16:47:31 UTC

@Matty i wrote a whole book summary at 4 am and i had to present it at 8 am the same day

2017-05-21 16:50:46 UTC

rip @Paris may god pray for your soul

2017-05-21 16:53:19 UTC

@Matty i actually nailed the presentation which was good

2017-05-21 17:29:50 UTC

Oh selfies

2017-05-21 17:29:59 UTC

*disappears*

2017-05-21 19:41:27 UTC

@Wolfe i need my fix

2017-05-21 19:57:48 UTC

Yes

2017-05-21 19:59:36 UTC

Me and my girlfriend.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315941723983577091/hqdefault.jpg

2017-05-21 20:01:42 UTC

Wow That's hot

2017-05-21 20:16:05 UTC

Funny lad

2017-05-21 20:36:44 UTC

Aw, it's a pic of my grandpa and grandma on their wedding night

2017-05-21 20:36:51 UTC

How did you find it?

2017-05-21 20:45:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315953364988985375/20170521_142131.jpg

2017-05-21 20:46:02 UTC

Mate why do I gotta look like I'm stoned

2017-05-21 20:47:22 UTC

you have your mouth open

2017-05-21 20:48:01 UTC

and you took it in a public bathroom so bad lighting

2017-05-21 21:42:28 UTC

M8 I can't just go out on stage n take selfies

2017-05-21 21:48:49 UTC

why not

2017-05-21 21:52:03 UTC

you have your mouth open

2017-05-21 21:52:06 UTC

in a public bathroom

2017-05-21 21:52:07 UTC

why

2017-05-21 23:17:59 UTC

Because I fucking didn't even have time to take more

2017-05-21 23:18:40 UTC

On the bright side it's a pretty high end public bathroom

2017-05-21 23:18:49 UTC

looks fancy

2017-05-21 23:18:59 UTC

why're you wearing a dress? or is it just fashiony stuff

2017-05-21 23:34:43 UTC

Because I can't sing in front of a crowd looking like a hobo

2017-05-21 23:34:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/315995898197049344/5921851f75fd24785d96287d.jpg

2017-05-21 23:34:58 UTC

MEIRDA

2017-05-21 23:35:26 UTC

@punk You're a singer?

2017-05-21 23:35:41 UTC

SHE A MEIRDA

2017-05-21 23:37:01 UTC

Yup.

2017-05-21 23:37:31 UTC

That's cool!

2017-05-21 23:37:42 UTC

So you have your own band or?

2017-05-21 23:38:17 UTC

No. I mainly just get hired to sing at concerts around my town because I'm still technically in high school

2017-05-21 23:39:03 UTC

That's super awesome.

2017-05-21 23:39:13 UTC

That's still cool

2017-05-21 23:39:18 UTC

Where can we hear you sing though?

2017-05-21 23:39:18 UTC

And hell if I'm boppin around the country while math calls

2017-05-21 23:39:33 UTC

^^

2017-05-21 23:40:47 UTC

Uh heck I had a YouTube for awhile

2017-05-21 23:40:53 UTC

Well link it ya toot

2017-05-21 23:41:01 UTC

But I privated all me shit

2017-05-21 23:41:04 UTC

Awh.

2017-05-21 23:41:17 UTC

Mainly because it's from when I was young n dumb

2017-05-21 23:41:28 UTC

I did record a practice session tho

2017-05-21 23:41:47 UTC

Can we hear that then?

2017-05-21 23:42:05 UTC

Ere ya go maties

2017-05-21 23:42:13 UTC

It's an unlisted piece of shit

2017-05-21 23:42:25 UTC

That's my voice teacher.

2017-05-21 23:42:35 UTC

Not singing but playing

2017-05-21 23:42:48 UTC

The lady is phenomenal

2017-05-21 23:43:02 UTC

Wait actually I'm gonna link that in the chat, not here

2017-05-22 01:17:51 UTC

@punk Are you a trap?

2017-05-22 01:18:24 UTC

Yeah

2017-05-22 01:18:54 UTC

Oh my fucking god...
I'm getting triggered...

2017-05-22 01:19:18 UTC

o w8

2017-05-22 01:19:50 UTC

They actually are

2017-05-22 01:20:01 UTC

I asked them on their server

2017-05-22 01:20:07 UTC

They even said they were

2017-05-22 01:21:07 UTC

That doesn't belong is the Selfies chat put it in pictures-gifs-videos @Brass

2017-05-22 01:21:21 UTC

Sorry, I just now remembered

2017-05-22 01:21:27 UTC

Pls forgive me, sensei

2017-05-22 01:21:34 UTC

Just delete it and post it there. Thank you

2017-05-22 01:21:39 UTC

I will give you my body

2017-05-22 01:22:01 UTC

Just a warning, my nips are a bit sensitive

2017-05-22 01:22:24 UTC

Please stop.\

2017-05-22 01:22:34 UTC

Aw, fine...

2017-05-22 01:25:35 UTC

I am not a trap you plebes

2017-05-22 01:25:52 UTC
2017-05-22 01:26:08 UTC

But traps are hot .3.

2017-05-22 01:26:10 UTC

Do you want to be? @punk

2017-05-22 01:26:22 UTC

No me mate

2017-05-22 04:29:23 UTC

I accidentally took a selfie with the flash on and now my eyes hurt.

2017-05-22 04:29:39 UTC

EndMySuffering.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/316070079613632512/20170521_232429.jpg

2017-05-22 04:30:04 UTC

literally your icon

2017-05-22 04:30:34 UTC

THAT'S SO TRUE

2017-05-22 04:30:53 UTC

I look like I should be in the cover of a gay porn

2017-05-22 04:30:55 UTC

Ffs

2017-05-22 04:31:00 UTC

Yeah that also

2017-05-22 05:18:50 UTC

@punk look at the bright side. at least you don't look tired

2017-05-22 06:05:41 UTC

@Sarcastro love you

2017-05-22 06:10:12 UTC

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2017-05-22 06:15:28 UTC

@Tpyo fuck me

2017-05-22 06:17:00 UTC

Gimme your asl right fucking now

2017-05-22 06:20:31 UTC

I'm wet

2017-05-22 06:21:08 UTC

Oyes

2017-05-22 08:21:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/316128404858470400/50136029-Recovered.png

2017-05-22 08:21:54 UTC

Yeah reid

2017-05-22 08:21:57 UTC

E

2017-05-22 08:22:05 UTC

the only time foureyes isnt an insult

2017-05-22 08:22:29 UTC

Can I steal them from you? @Bambi

2017-05-22 08:23:38 UTC

XD

2017-05-22 08:31:55 UTC

lol

2017-05-22 10:10:55 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

2017-05-22 11:14:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/316172058184777728/lllllll.png

2017-05-22 11:15:08 UTC

Slick

2017-05-22 11:15:38 UTC

furry

2017-05-22 11:21:00 UTC

furries have more then cat ears omg

2017-05-22 11:21:01 UTC

XD

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