What a retard

Bet they serve tots in the morning now lmao

that reminds me of the woman who almost assumed her ultimate form at the mcdonalds drive through

Oh God

He went after the local pizza hut next but by then the police were entirely aware of the raging fires and were close by and someone carrying gas cans trying to get into a locked building was obvious.

He got into a physical fight with them. It was anti-climatic. He was so wasted that it was pretty easy to hold him down and they added assaulting an officer to the charge.

lol

aw im not a regular 😦

don't get too triggered by it

kek, he lost that fight

*TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES*

I've been here about... A week, I think. I don't know, I don't have a proper perception of time. It just goes by and I don't really care.

http://www.keloland.com/news/article/news/man-arrested-on-arson-burglary-assault-charges-in-madison

lol

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Smith allegedly set fire to the One Stop Gas Station in town and an apartment complex. He was later arrested at the Pizza Hut in town, where he struggled with officers.
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goodnight

'Night bud

Night

#getfukt, Smith

Dont die in your sleep okay

where i live we had a madman running around with a hammer threatining neighbors, charged after the cops and he got shot up

His charges were:

First Degree Arson, Reckless Burning, Third Degree Burglary, Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer, 2 counts of Simple Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer and Resisting Arrest.

That'll keep him behind bars for a while. 😄

eh i dont blame him tots are pretty fuckin good

They used a taser on him.

tasers dont do shit lol

fixed it

i might be using windows 7 in norwegian but alas i fixed it

✌️

i can not sleep

for the life of me

*pat pat*

i definitely can

i will sleep like a rock now

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Yep

Melon did a meme

*pat pat*

curses

I pooped

Awww

Emma did a poo!

*pat pat*

I am finally potty trained!

You didn't shit in the sink today 😃

Daaaamn. All of a sudden I wanna grab a pair of tits

Honk honk

Hell yeah

Beep beep boob boob

Twisty turny

O my

It's getting colder, it's a bit nipply out right now.

mmm

Hard nips

😍

Like pencil erasers

so fucking close to finishing this essay

give me power

now you jinxed it.

Instead you'll lose power and it won't be saved.

And you'll have to start over

Do a couple push ups

at that point I'd honestly just run

secks

Melon, I'm pulling a Maori chick

I think she's sieg

Finished the essay

Did you lose power?

no

gg

all I have to do now is write down the note cards for the presentation and I can sleep for like an hour

*37 minutes

est ftw

brb fapping

One-handed leveled up.

lol

id stay away from that stank

well I guess green april is confirmed for best girl/stick

Stay away from her puss?

I'm keen to fuck lmao

At least I ain't pulling tinder chicks

You now have herpes, and AIDs.

Its okay I have condoms

I actually don't

But I'll get some. Promise

Penis flavored condoms? For a seamless, like it's not even there, experience?

Sure

do those exist?

guy lights a fart, tries to, shoots diarrhea through his shorts instead

thanks youtube

ok

OK

🆗

Hello

whats going on here ???

Hmmm good question

We're sacrificing virgins to the volcano god.

What

damn

To ensure a bountiful harvest this year.

*Bountiful*

Harvest me

wow

Harvest me mr repzion

U wanna be thrown into a volcano as a sacrificial offering?

what god tho ???

The Almighty Talos???

To Kek.

Mehh

How bout both?

I like living though

harvest

if you know what i mean

its weird how some people lose their regular status and then theres just me-

I'm Not bothered bout being a regular or not pretty sure u can just have excess to the regulars vc and thts it

Anyone here a dnd player/dm?

I'm home sick and bored out of my mind for the next few days probably

dnd??

Figured it might be fun to play a one off campaign or something

Dungeons and dragons

sozz not me

If anyone's interested @ me

Use to watch the old 80's cartoon of dungeons and dragons

a few decades before my time

Well same but had it on dvd

Ahh

My dad hooked up an emulator for one of the games on a tv once

Like thundercats and hee man

With arcade bits

Sicc 👌

hello bois and grills

Hey bigsexy

oi

Lunch lunch lunch

Eat all da sandwiches

Might have faggots

Delicious faggots for lunch

You both like islam, and muslim.

Stranger: Salaam

You: pepperon

Stranger: What

Yepp

Faggots for lunch

You: DEUS VULT FILTHY MUSLIM!!!!

@picture chat

Lol

jesus did nothing wrong

Nigger

Give me your cock

Ni🅱🅱a

Oi

Hey dad

Hi turtle

How are you?

I'm tired, I should probably be asleep.

What about you m80

You should probably be a sheep

🐑

I am currently inhaling cock at a rate of 1,000 cubic decameters/s.

Which is 100 meters per second so the decameters was redundant.

Is it considered rude to yawn out loud?

It depends is there a cock in your mouth

No seriously

Nigga no it isn't

I feel like it should be considered a bad manner in western society

One of my pet peeves

Like the person yawning is full of themselves. Thinks they are the most important person in the room.

I will send a giant bag of bad dragons to your fucking house for saying that

Okay

❤

No but seriously yawning is kind of just a bodily function

Then cover your mouth and do it silently

Well if someone's being like a fucking asshole and is louder than someone who's speaking I say cut their asshole out

Exactly

i hate when ppl fucking do that

Yeah that shits inexcusable

Same

Yawning loudly is annoying

puurposely yawning when someone starts a sentence

lol

What about when they just do it loudly in general?

You can silently yawn

And cover your mouth

You know

why o you hate yawns?

do*

^

Also I hate loud yawns. Like when mother fuckers lubricate their vocal chords to give the closest sound to a low pitch airhorn they can

Because when people do that, they act like they are the most important person in the room

They think they're the bee's knees

Like everyone should be intrigued in their lives

that could be true.but i mean its not something that should be focused on

Moist

Mother fucker if you sound like a boat when you yawn you deserve a prolapsed anus

Chill fam

tarts

how is this community this toxic rofl

A N G E R Y

:3

Cevra your avatar is a Nicholas Cage meme STFU nigga

idk about you but im toxic as fuck

@Deleted User Your picture is a doge meme

yup

What kind of arcane memery is this fucking shit

your mom

*SHIT NIGGA CANT ARGUE WITH THAT*

*big smoke groan*

<3v shibas

*YOU BROKE INTO THE WRONG HOUSE MOTHER FUCKER*
*yO bIg SmOkE iTs Me"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

YES

But yeah Shibes are adorable

The meme's just about as old as a world war two fleshlight

I will have two number 9's

a number 9 large

a number 6 with extra dip

a number 7

Big smoke memes will always be good

TWO NUMBAH 45'S, ONE WITH CHEESE

two number 45's

AND A LARGE SODA

one with chesse

and a large soda

THERE DONE

*OH SHIT NIGGA*

OHHHHHHHH

We should fuck

EGGPLANT IN THE PEACH OH YEAH

I wanna be the peach

oh

hell

yea

My anal cavity is moist already

All orifices prepping for impact

there was once a man that wrote on whisper that wore a buttplug all day at work

wore

Was it a furry butt plug

i dont think so he worked in a office

LOL

Damn

should make a 50 shades of grey lwere its like reverse roll

50 Shades was a novel about a mentally ill man who refused to seek help for his serious control issues and took it out in the form of the Dom role of a BDSM relationship bound by a contract.

He mentally abused the contractee and coerced her into signing it

Sometimes i cry

Why? Everything alright?

I'm just memeing

Oh

Don't play with me like that my nigga i was worried

😄

Hey baby. I see you like 50 Shades of Gray! Wanna make the movie?

🍌

Everyone's excised for the 50 Shades of gray movie, but what are the top 10 Shades of gray

Ni🅱🅱a no one cares

Nibba?