Hard nips

😍

Like pencil erasers

so fucking close to finishing this essay

give me power

now you jinxed it.

Instead you'll lose power and it won't be saved.

And you'll have to start over

Do a couple push ups

at that point I'd honestly just run

secks

Melon, I'm pulling a Maori chick

I think she's sieg

Finished the essay

Did you lose power?

no

gg

all I have to do now is write down the note cards for the presentation and I can sleep for like an hour

*37 minutes

est ftw

brb fapping

One-handed leveled up.

lol

id stay away from that stank

well I guess green april is confirmed for best girl/stick

Stay away from her puss?

I'm keen to fuck lmao

At least I ain't pulling tinder chicks

You now have herpes, and AIDs.

Its okay I have condoms

I actually don't

But I'll get some. Promise

Penis flavored condoms? For a seamless, like it's not even there, experience?

Sure

do those exist?

guy lights a fart, tries to, shoots diarrhea through his shorts instead

thanks youtube

ok

OK

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Hello