this discord is always so nice to @Repzion

~~I have no muscles sentri I wish~~

Skittssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Oh no

Seth rogan as the next joker? Whaaaaaaaa

I feel sleepy but cant sleep. Halp

Watch some porn seb

Meh I cant watch porn, at my moms.

what a tragedy

headphones?

Nah, I mean, I have none of my "equipment".

Use your hand

Nope

lol all the equipment you need to watch porn is a phone and some headphones

Your left hand seb

he needs that fleshy light

I need my toy.

Nigga has seks toys

Go get some pussy

you've become dependent on it?

I'll sooner fall asleep than be able to reach any pleasure at this point XD.

that's unfortunate

he will never peak again

Lol

It just ends up feeling like I'm rubbing my arm.

Desensitization is a terrible thing seb. I'd suggest laying off for a while

^^

I'm just used to toys. Its become picky.

I've had them since I was 13.

*oh*

Seb is all alone in Gen

*what*

My mother was very progressive.

boy's first pocket pussy

Even got my sisters Dildos

*are you saying your mom bought y*

Ohmygod

that's kinda a fucked up mom

woah

*kinda*

I even randomly started getting magazines I never asked for.

whatthefuck

porn mags?

(i used them of course tho)

I had magazines with half naked women.

**Fisting Per Babes, April 1991**

Pee

Fu king ruined

I quit discord

~~rip~~

❤

❤

I hardly knew me

Anywho, I'm bored.

johnny i hardly knew ya

I like sea shanties

right?

What do you do with a drunken sailor

Sober him up

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

honestly the shanties were my favorite part of AC4

just sailing around and listening to the crew sing

YES

god I love that game

Yeah, I liked AC4

I've pretty much fallen out of AC after AC4 though

I don't look at it as an assassin's creed game, it's more of just a pirate game

Syndicate was good

I never finished Syndicate.

AC2 and AC Brotherhood were my highlights of the series.

hell yeah, Ezio is my favorite for sure

I think I stopped playing Syndicate when it required me to capture some bases and free a bunch of children

Probably the most boring tasks in the game for me.

Doing them once was fun, but having to do a minimum of 8 of them wasn't something I had patience for.

i like capturing the gang strongholds but yeah saving the children got annoying

i used to like collecting all the collectibles in the AC games like the flags in AC1 but by AC4, that shit got way too tedious

AC2 and Brotherhood were probably the only two games I tried to 100%

same

I've started to become a little less patient over the years though. Only ever doing story missions exclusively.

http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

~~going to bed for real now nighters~~

Good night

❤🌹

❤

Gerd

UGH

the one time i have time to talk this week and everyons in regulars

every 7 years all of your atoms are replaced

ok

I feel the same way.

I'm just sitting bored right now.

I'm just chillin

Wuss poppin b

Nothing much, bored.

No will to work on my game, and no will to play any games.

id love to talk

but

i fucking

cANT

Whys that? @EmilyKinz

most of my friends are regualrs

and im not

>People who use libral as an insult

Lol i'm not even on the left

I'm gonna jam out to DOOM 2016 OST to try and curb my boredom.

Poor seb ):

You should be out celebrating

Since the jets beat the Blackhawks

ima play oveerwatch when it decides to start

*Libral*?

WHAT IS WTFAINARBN

Meh, you got the last laugh @RollinInTheDerp

I got food poisoning from that night.

O noooooo ):

What did u eat?!

The wings I had made me shart my bed in the middle of the night, have the runs, feel weak most of the day, call in sick for work, and then puke later in the day at 4:00pm

After I puked I started to feel much better though.

i have pizza left over

Fuck seb...

seb i hope your doing allright now ❤

The last time I got food poisoning was Christmas Day ...

Yeah, I feel better now, but got nothing productive done.

Oh no... christmas day....

Yeah my whole fam too

It was bad

i dont think i have had food poisnining before

I remember driving home at 2 am, needing to stop ever 5 min to puke

only like dizzy puke or drinking puke

It's the fucking worst

You're lucky

Poor bb

man, it sucks to see really good friends of yours slip into depression

Fuck I hate that... Breaks my heart

yeah, especially when they're people you look up to

All you wanna do is pull the sadness right out of them.

exactly

I feel depressed a little.

Generally just feeling lonely.

yeah, I've been feeling that lately

Me too

it might just be a stress meme for me anyway

Some days I wanna be held, or cuddle, or something, but I dont have a person to do that with.

And then I think about how I'm mortal and am going to die one day.

I havent felt it that way

I feel it in more of the sense that there's so much shit to get done

and that it's never gonna stop

and I have to do it all alone

or something like that

I'm not stressed as much about having to get stuff done, even with having to do it myself.

I've been stuck with having to do stuff myself for ages, to the point where its desensitized.

I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS

JUST

KNOW

TAHT

*hugs all around*

tfw you have no idea how to articulate half the things you're thinking

Everybody gets lonely at the end of the day

True

@Ŵįřę show me ur asshole

skommy boi

yee

anyone want 2 buy roblox accounts?

Guten morgen

Morning vesna

Wuss poppin

Chillin cooking cleaning xd

Im getting old lol

You're 24 rite?

morning

Ayy

holo

good morning chocolate faces

oh my

gm

🍌

🌶

Oh my

oh my

no homo

No homo.

I am trying to be social

And i am failing

its not working

Horribly

oh my

do crack

No

oh no

Too expensive

Welp

Time to go back to my dark cave

@Repzion Bush's BBQ baked beans are worth dying for

Good morning

morning

ugly

bae

no homo

someone give me some money

*boop*

Moooooorning

gm

Beep.

I'm bringing my doggo to the vet

oh my

is he/she sick

No

Oh good

morning

He's been having seizures and the doctor gave him medicine that helped him and now he's going in for a checkup

Good to hear he's better!

Morning jack

No throwaway here, I am not ashamed of myself. I am 33, I'll be 34 in a few months and not only am I a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl before.
I was home schooled all through middle school and put into public high school at the end of 9th grade due to my parents wish to have me experience the social part of high school. It was a complete disaster. Everyone hated me, I never made any friends. So while most people have had relationships and experience during high school I was a complete outcast and never got anywhere with anyone. There were people who thought I was gay because I refused to have sex with the locally known skanks. I ended up dropping out.
During my 20's life was quite hard, we moved around a lot I never made any real friends and never got to know any women long enough to develop a relationship. I decided to go to college and get a degree to better my life. There was one girl there I was interested in but she was with someone else so that never worked out. I finished college, got my degree and went to work. Eventually they hired a woman I was interested in, after talking to her I finally managed the courage to ask her out.
Now keep in mind, I'm 29 at this point... asking a girl out for the first time in my life. I get rejected and she actually slumps her head like she's disappointed I would even ask the question. The years go by again, I start talking to another girl and before I can even really formulate anything, she asks me if I'm interested in her, to which I respond in the positive and she tells me she could never see me that way. Sigh...
So now we come to last year. I find a girl who's actually interested in me. But without going into detail she turned out to be a bit crazy and even though she ended up rejecting me before the relationship really started I believe now I actually dodged a bullet. Despite having spend thousands to see her (we were in different states at the time) I am honestly happy now that it didn't work out.

nice copypasta nerd

Good fucken morning

morning val

Way to wake up to copypasta

nice

I got invited to a Really Good party, but I declined because I'd rather stay at home and party with you beautiful assholes

oh my

good boy

gm sentri

Mornin my nigga

savage

NIGGER

morning peeps

gm

Ayy skitts

Mornin sunshine

How's everybody doing? :)

allright

you?

Pretty damn exceptional, you?

doing awesome 👌

👌🏻 no chin

@Garry_Elric Thank you! Lol

We just got out

~~i have no chin pls give me a new chin~~

do u want a juicy chin?

That's hot

no homo

Like manly squidward chin

oh my

nice

but with juice?

ya

Oh

good choice

Heehee he's just sitting on my lap

pics