And thats gay

its like, a couple of drops. doesnt take much

Uh

WELL IT WASNT FOR ME, IT WAS FOR A FRIEND

How about adding no colour and making a normal cake

In highschool I dissected a pig

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/281956291751051274/312296723823329280/unknown.png

because she wanted a rainbow one ..?

Like whats up with those weird minion cakes and stuff

oh wait

and its her birthday..?

Fuckingn yellow and blue

should be on <#231946987585404930>

crap

Yeah ok

uh

fuk u spirit

domt u hate it when ur biolgogy teachr tels u to treat the ppig with respect when we disrespect the entire species already

i feel very

nvm

but they taste good so like

I dont like bacon that much

i like pork more than bacon

Beef is best

tbh

so whaddya guys think about laci green's new video?

I like chiken

Chicken breast

why would anyone actually watch laci green

Yeah

Lol

No just check out the video

im good

No

😁

Im sure you will find out about it eventually

🖕🏼

what's it about?

Its quite interesting

cuckoldry?

mega milk

"take the red pill"

this oughta be good

@Slime o no why?

Wat

She talked about how for the time shes been off youtube shes been watching anti-sjw videos and she decided she actually agrees with some of their points

U said fuck me @Slime

C-Cause ur pretty

wtf

it's bs

gotta be

left voice chat cause people in my house are loud lol

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Who

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

^

@Slime O dank u 😛❤

You're pretty 2

i fucking hate big bang theory

I do too lol

bazinga

boomba

zimbabwe

Well I don't hate it, I just don't find it funny

my mom likes it so i have to watch it

penny...........,. penny.......... penny....,,,,,,,,

hey carl

I'm going in your pool

Pool party?

i like lacis new video

Did I hear pool party?!

Nope

I like how I write pool party and then read a pinterest post pon a pool party

satan I don't want your swamp ass in my pool

Lol swamp ass

im.. im from the swamps

fuck you carl, I'm gonna shit in your pool

i was rly awkward in the vc tbh

Louisiana looks cool af though I can't lie

you'll rue the day you were born

its the poorest state with the worst education

what is pubg

O no

But yall have titties for beads

What can be better than that?

graduating

XD

Tru tru

Developing one's character

A really good book

Uh

making a good pot of mac n cheese

Mmm maybe

Oh

a bearded mans body

Oh stop it

😉

I don't think I've ever seen another woman's boobs unless it was an accident in real life before

oh

rly

Yee

like... like ever

like yoy never even showered with a Woman™

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

I've never showered with a woman

I showered with my best friend when I was little, but she didn't have boobs yet lol

oh........,,,..

I bet it's great

So long as the shower isn't tiny

the tighter the better 😉

hey

Hahaha

Well dang

I WANT TO SEE ANOTHER WOMAN'S BOOBIES IN REAL LIFE

Join the club?

I feel like my boobs are the only ones that actually exist

Ahaha

u gota toch th titt

y

meow

I've touched other girls boobs, but I've never seen them

u gota... u gota smoch the tity

brb calling gf

Lol

Once you go to college that'll change... You'll see titties errywhere

*sips coffee*

mmm quite

Maybe lol

*sips carl*

holy shit

Sholy hit

I love college

Never been

Por que?

@Spirit go to a strip club

hes alreadya billionare

No money, and no will

@Brittany I think that would just make me sad

My parents couldn't pay for it and I didn't want to borrow money without knowing what I want

@Spirit Why?

I was in and out of community college when I could afford it

There's bewbs everywhere

@Brittany Because strippers most likely have big perfect titties

Makes sense, paying for Gen eds is fucjing useless and a waste of damn time.

I JUST NEED TO SEE IN REAL LIFE THAT THERE ARE WOMEN WITH AWFUL TITTIES LIKE ME

I'm taking a couple classes this summer, hopefully I can afford to register for the fall too

Best of luck to you man

Yeah? What you taking?

This entry level programming course and a speech credit

Start learning programming right now as you wait.

Holy shit I'm taking speech this summer too

Yeah

Speech e.e

And general zoology

It's not public speaking, but some equivalent

My friends took speech in the summer & they told me it was the easiest thing ever.

That's what I'm hoping for

I'll be hoping for that anyways

whats yalls favorite poptart flavors

🤔

Going to be part of a start up this summer so the classes need to be easy

Wild berry

Hot fudge sundae

Ugh one of them faggots that like chocolate poptart flavors what r u five

Strawberry

bevsi u can marry me now

Lol

Ayyyeee 😩💦

Slime... I thought we had a connection?

Lol whoops

Rip

I'm the mistress

I'm the cook

Not anymore u wussy. Waaaa i want my mommy chocolate chaloate poptart

Brown cinnamon sugar is my fav..

Lmao

Damn

The cinnamon sugar one is dank

I'm the Mexican who mows lawns

No lol

Yes agreed

Nooooo

Daaaaaaaaaaaa!nk

I can't even eat pop tarts anymore so kms

I can only relive in memory

f u slime .. Mi corazón is broken

Yeah I haven't had one in years

ur foot?

Her heart

I miss them. And little Debbie cakes oh fuk

Oh wait you knew that

I'm sorry derp

haha yeah i know. god i wish i was funny

Jajaja

No No I was just being a pedantic shit

But with my food allergies I can't eat anything fun without shitting out my intestines and swelling up so RIP I guess

O noo

You have IBS?

Noooo

hydrogen peroxide

Food allergies
Though ibs is a symptom of hypothyroid which I also have so I thought so but no

Hydrogen peroxide 😂

I'm allergic to corn, soy, tomatoes, peanuts, and oranges.

😂

😂

Jew funny señora Slime

Being allergic to corn is hard for an american

We put corn syrup in everything

Truth.

That and corn meal/flour.

Yeah corn starch is in so much shit

And then soybean oil or soy lecithin is in fucking everything

Subsidized plants man

Fuck me right lmao I love pizza but it wants to kill me

Whole foods takes at least like $60 from me a week

For barely 2 bags of food

Ive never step foot in whole foods before

in a what

It's scary for the first time

this soup is really hot soup

Whole Foods señora sline

Whole foods is an organic yuppie food store

Full of overpriced goods

I know.. That's why I don't go.. My broke ass wouldn't afford shit.

i.. ive never seen one

Yuh. It hurts

🐷

Their world headquarters is here

i just burnt my tongue

I have physically felt like shit for the past weak

Maybe even more

My condolences

@VampireKittenQween what kind of soup?

Everyone knows you can only burn your tongue from soup

tomato soup

Oh nevermind

Didn't see the above message

@olev find a sexy chick and bang then ull feel better

@olev Derp

The last thing I want when I feel like this is a lot of physical action

Like, sometimes I feel nauseous

I burnt my tongue on water once

It doesn't feel like real nausea

amputate my leg have sex with me and go to jail

But it still feels like shit nonetheless

*oo girl**

there are some strange people here

Haha. It didnt work

Who wants to amputate me

I will