@Masaki first they need to prove there is a hell. They can't, because they invented it. They invent the disease and sell the cure for it.

the devil is real

I know

I built his cage

@Masaki you weren't born sinful, and the world isn't fallen, it is all just a bunch of stories that give them authority and control. I hope you one day find your way out of the indoctination.

I'll pm you my reason i wasnt "indoctrinated" from birth my parents were atheists

israel is a sin

Did I say from birth? Indoctrination is indoctrination

>indoctrination

You can't believe in anything

It can happen at any time

@Masaki you're missing the point, by arguing a point I didn't even make

If you feel strongly about something it's because you were manipulated to feel it

Obviously

who said that

Can't be another reason

Creamy poo

Emma stfu

oh

cream of poo

Just finishing up a run through How I Met Your Mother. The ending still pisses me off.

dexter had a funny ending

Spoiler-free summary of the ending:

It took a big slimey shit on the show and insulted the character plot lines it had been building up on its entire run and just ruined everything the show was supposed to be about.

im growing a unibrow

ok

my friends sister grew one because shes a sand nigger

@Slime a scientific unibrow

yes

10/10 would fuck a unibrow

im going back to my sand nigger roots

I have a slight unibrow

I don't have one

I have very fine hairs in between my sexy brows

I wish I didn't forget my usb dongle

did you just say dong

Dingle dongle doo

🏳️‍🌈

waiter at olive garden is cute what do i do

im awkward and young

Suck him off

ok

EDIT: Suck me off

moon him

I'll slap you across the face

is that ok

Spank me.

Professional shitter.

im going to moon him and suck him at once

at the same time*

Go for it

so anal

Traps are gay

traps are gay

Traps are gay

Traps Are Gay

traps are gay

traps are gay

Traps are gay

traps

R gai

shutup fag

<:feels:280645240572870656>

🏳️‍🌈

🔥 burn it with fire 🔥

No, that only makes them stronger!

they'll come back with an even bigger flag

faggots burn

Turns them into a Super Gay

They absorb the power of the flames

They ascend to Super Gayhood

science

waiter asked if i needed more drink and instead any more drink and instead of saying yes please i said yes maam

reasons why im suicidal

Savage

Is the waiter male?

yess

Excellent

non

You didn't assume their gender

you are fine

maam can mean anything

😛

who wants to comb my hair

me

itll make me forget about my sorrows

aww yea

the world around me is so boring and fake

what do i do @Deleted User

Plot twist:
we're talking about the hair around the anus.

😏

my answer is the same

Can you comb my pubes?

yes

Yay!

@Slime you make it fun. Give life meaning for you

im good at grooming pubes

all my lovers know ;;;;)))))

@Slime I'm not your lover tho

C-can I be one of your lovers? @Slime

I don't know

I want to know tho

you'll have to let me bail you out of jail though

A glorious, fabulous mane of pubes.

give me $$

For what?

science

not u, 2d

I know, it is for science tho

Oh.......

but yea u can be lover no.928

if you let me hear ur voice

damn, you get around

that's hot

Never!

not my lover

I'm your lover for sure

ok

don't deny it

"ok"

dovah what does your face look like

Think Chris Evans, but not Chis Evans

dovah haven't you posted a selfie before?

like a few weeks ago

maybe

maybe not

Hi slime

🤔

ok now im thinking generic white man with half shaved face pubes

< I'm a suicide bomber

Is it BBC radio Chris Evans and not sexy Chris Evans?

am i rite

I posted my eyeball once

@Slime close enough

it was hot

Hi everyone

I have a massive beard tho

I have a massive

i look like the chick in mass effect andromeda fucking fight me

only a little

yep I remember @Deleted User

The player character or the "my face is tired" lady?

yes

the monkey lady?

thats exactly how i see myself though

slime kinda looks like female ryder but a lot less faggoty

h

hehe

Ryder - ride her?

Sexism confirmed

ryder??????????

ryder is player in mass effect andromeda

Riders on the Storm

Riders on the Storm

that mans too attractive

Into this house we're born

Into this world we're thrown

Like a dog without a bone and actor out on loan

Riders on the Storm

His brain is squirming like the a Toad

Take a long Holiday

Let your children play

jim morrison is dead shut your fuck up

If you'll give this man a ride sweet family will die

Killer on the road

i posted a selfie

Damn it forgot one line

nobody believes me though

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OFFICIAL REPZION MINECRAFT SERVER IS ONLINE

damnit autism

stop striking

There is no such thing as a silent rain

people sas ww3 gonna happen so whos gonna be the big power to declare war on the us?

The US

It will declare war on itself

thats a civil war

It will be US vs them

Them being also us

Carwyn

carwyn more like gaywyn

Boo

@nah ⛓ hi

Ello

Hi

What's up?

Clouds

Ok

Wbu

Ni🅱️🅱️a don't ignore me

why do some people think ww3 is serliously gonna happen because everyone knows if wwe starts up everyones fucked

besides trump because har har har

Because everyone is fighting

Of course ww3 is gonna happen

atleast at the end well get warp drives and meet vulcans

yeah ww3 is supposed to start in 2026 and end in 2053

That's alor

T

just going by star trek

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/World_War_III

I miss gta

According to Star Trek we were supposed to already have had the Eugenics Wars. I didn't see Khan anywhere in the 90s.

RIP

i love putting icy hot up my ass

Hot

oh yeah and baseball supposed to die in 2042

TV too

Well that one actually seems to be happening. Traditional TV that is. But the medium is still around with streaming

im starting to think star trek is wrong

thats the problem with createing shows about the future

Stargate didn't do that. It was set in the present day, with all the high tech stuff happening in complete secrecy.

By this year in the Stargate universe, Earth was the most technologically advanced civilization in the known universe.

ok

With the general puplic being unaware we've achieved that

Hi

and myspace

Myspace and Tinder

my space is the most advanced social network

Do people still use Myspace ?

yes

bands do

its a music thing

People used to use it for more stuff now Myspace is idk

Morning

@Okamle https://myspace.com/

yay, another free game

WW III: Black Gold, hrm

http://store.steampowered.com/app/254080/

I'm so sleepy 😩

I just want to listen to SOAD and not do anything lol

This is ttoo much

It's getting hot in here

Woo wee

H O T

It's getting derpy in here 😏

Hot

Don't steal my catchphrase pls

S E X Y R O O M

spit d'fart

we arent advanced at arle

ore more gord

yore orn orditort

What

Osudheh

Youro xnecfi

Lol im role playing for the first time and I'm not even gay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It was fun

🏳️‍🌈

oO

Lol