does look like a show off

Oh he is

And it's a bit annoying

what is his name_

freaking german

Chandler

keyboard

hah

jokes on him

that name doesn't have a russian equivalent

Lol

You're Russian, I take it

yes

You live in Russia, or where?

yes

Oh shit

Good day comrade

i'm not a communist

Lol

I could tell

and comrade isn't a russian word anyway

I just like those kinda jokes

I find Russian accents kinda funny

But not in a dumb way

yea, i know

it's all about rrrrr

You proud to be Russian?

well generally

well

i dunno

kinda

Because I bet my school's communist would kill to have your life

now i need to find someone from japan, who would like to have his

So tell me

Why did Putin invade Ukraine?

because warm water meme

Ukraine suspended russias access to sevastapol

My mom says he's evil for that

Or something

because he wanted ukraine to put out?

HA

Good one

well, i can't really read his mind or something

Didn't he give you guys a reason tho

Idk

well yeah, what iamthekidyouknowwhatimean

said

Why did Ukraine do that

I know Russia doesn't have any good sea ports, so

because their power has changed

That's unfortunate

"revolution"

I'm reading all your messages in a Russian accent

good

Lol

It's entertaining

You Russians, man

Love you guys

his reason

crimea is a russian majority

and they had a referendum

yes that too

I see

Russia is fucked geographically

Just watched a video about Hershey Park, feeling kinda sad that I may not ever get a chance to ride The Comet again. I went to Hershey Park every year when I was growing up.

I only went to Hershey park once

Even though I live like an hour from Hershey

I went with my cousins or a friend a lot.

I just have a major nostalgia thing for The Comet.

what is the comet?

A wooden roller coaster built in 1946.

ooh, really old one

It's still in use and I would really love to be able to ride it again.

Some 17 year old keeps asking me to fuck

And I'm like: honey I'm 20

and his response was: so I fucked 30 year olds

THATS A LITTLE ILLEGAL

i wabnt dark souls

III

@Clunt Estwode 👃🏼

I used to know a girl who would like try to fuck anyone, she was like 13 or something and she would even come on to the old guy at the roller skating rink.

@Slime hop on vc nigga

my moms kidnapping me

Nice

cool

My mom is Catholic so she's keeping me away from red meat since it's good Friday, even though I'm agnostic...

but age of consent in most places is like 16 so not illegal

@Markurrito Thats stupid

it is here

I miss easter baskets.

get a whole cow, shoot it, and fuck the bullet hole @Markurrito

you guys shouls suck my toes

ok

fucks sake

Lol

Ikr

i have pretty toes

I'm gonna fuck your toes

oh daddy

Ni🅱️🅱️as

Real ni🅱🅱a hours.

@normal person I thought you meant nice ass

Yes

but then i noticed as

Nice ass

well that too

i guess

i am ass-sexual

thighs are the most powerful

toesexual

Y

Uck

smell my toes bitch

I'm goin out ni🅱️🅱️as

Bye

send thighs

see ya

i wish someone would do lewd things with me

like hold hands

Hey BETER from Family Guy

https://youtu.be/-qsg0fku78o

HOLY FUCK

I'm hard

That trailer

well i wasn't going to watch it

but now you got me interested

i'm hard too

guys

i'm hard

good for you

so am i

It's happeningggg

nah, mostly nothing new

other than 'time for the jedi to end'

but it's probably just bait anyway

https://soundcloud.com/frankjavcee/simpsonwave

vibing dumb hard rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4TK7EbBr6A

good morning

ay

mood gorning

Morning

I pushed too hard to poop this morning fml

I broke a vessel and now my butt hurts lol

vessel?

did you poop a ship?

shieeet

We need evidence of your claim

@💧HisoMachi💖 put some vassoline on that hole

@Deleted User How is that gonna help with FREAKING SPANISH GALLEON IN HIS BATHROOM?

Ew vasaline

I ain't putting that

put it in your stink hole

with some vitamin E cream

Lol

Thanks

I pushed too hard cuz I was in a rush

yrah man you gotta let that shit slide man

literally

Yeah but I had to be at work

I woke up late man

Hi

Hi

Star wars trailer is lit af

GUYS

SQUEEEEEEE

what up fuckers

Man this place

There is no new starwars trailer

yall deluded

whats up @Danny Fresh

nm, nice name

thanks, i gues 🔥

anyone watch the trailer for the last jedi yet?

@pockypaints Yo that username is pretty edgy

I don't think it exists.

nice user

what 2009 copypasta you get it from

@everyone the trailer is here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

omg

YES

CUM IN MY ASSHOLE

OMG

I watched it live

I watched celebration

@Masaki me?

@Repzion watched it already. when are you gonna film your reaction ? 😃

Episode 8?

FALIJHSFK<JHASKJlfthkdjzsehfn

Yay!

Eh, the teaser is alright. Not the hypest thing I've seen, but it serves its purpose.

@Masaki I actually just found some youtube with this name like a week ago lel

so the empire strikes back remake has a trailer now

WAIT WUT

episode 7 was moar hype imo

3.9 followed close behind

revenge of the sith was the best

It does leave a fair amount to think about with the last bits of the teaser. Good ol speculation talk.

man the actor for Rey is terrible tbh

Daiseeeeeeeee

she is shit

Hopefully they kill off the Jedi and Sith

Daisy is alright. Luke wasn't spectaculat either in the original trilogy.

by the third movie

i was gonna tell my friend about the trailer

since he is a huge fan

and as i told him "yeah, ive seen it, it sucks"

Oh thanks @Markurrito btw

Being pinged for a trailer of a thing i don't like

Fucks sake

rip

Try doing @ here

@ here

@here

Instead of @ everyone

Trailer hype levels for me: 5 out of 10.

Then leave @Kepezelion

@there

The god has spoken

It pings those who are here and not those who are idle

Etc

You're gonna need some cold water @Kepezelion

Oh right

The stupid roast thing still exists

Kinda like the potato that I just roasted

Tbh using @here would be tons better

In all of common sense it is.

https://youtu.be/I3jylz7pgKE

lil yachty rhymed "ID that"

wit "balls in my nutsack"

n u saying hes not a legend

I don't know who that is. I'm not a boat enthusiast

Need URL gf (preferably Slav) with a big booty that's under 5'4" with crippling depression hmu ladies

Need gf to play runescape with

Need gf to cuddle with all night

🐈

Just get a cat

They shed

Tru

Breasts

🛂🛃🚼

Also tru

@Emma can i touch?

Did someone say breasts

Possibly

😳

Breastuary

<:workersunite:279040933759025152>

*laser eyes*

honk honk 👐🏼