meat gives cancer

Wtf

Hpwnfo not have cancer yet!?

dont fight me pls

Wo want a pic of the virw out my windodw

I like the taste of my own blood

Edgy

Edgy cunto

period

Consume your own period blood to retain its powers.

noo

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your own blood is the sweetest

Imo

no

You wdgy

Edgy nigger

😤🤣😤🤣👱🏿🤣😤🤣😤🤣

Clyd what's going on with your typing

Zipf effect in emojis

nigger

hzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

We need to talk about your typing skills

I cant type shit on my phone niger

Sit down

👍🏻🛬🛬🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛫🛫

I am

chill

Jsjsjdndndkdkdlwnshsirnrndkofov

jkahsdjkahsdhjkasd

Njxnxnjwio

illuminating

Anyone have salt and vinegar chips?

I do

You like it?

Come on over 😉

You can have them all

I had two different brands of it in the last week. One was great, the other was disappointing.

I like kettle salt and vinegar chips

I'm forgetting the brand

The brand is kettle

lmao

That's what I tried.

I think I have the exact one you're talking about.

I don't like it.

Pffft

The one I liked was from another company called Old Dutch. They're a local company that only sells in the upper midwest US and the same region of Canada on the other side of the border.

i like that 1 brand that has the beach on the bag

Smoking isnt cool

i dont advocate it at all

me neither

I love cape cod

I ate a cigarrette once. That wasn't a typo. I **ate** one. I was four.

I drank handle of whiskey in 10 hours once

that's not so hard

i in 5th grade tried skipping school like a punk

i got a ass whooping of a life time

and was forced to pick up the cig butts outside

what a time man

I skipped school for an entire week once

I skipped in high school on a weekly basis

That was when i was like in middle school

lot earlier than a lot of people would do it

I couldn't skip school. My dad was a teacher there. I'd have been murdered.

oh man

He knew when I was in trouble before I did.

i feel bad for you

you shoulda rebelled

thats what i did

and have the ass whoopings to show for it

You can't rebel against my mom and live.

I would have protected you ❤

my stepdad would beat me and i still rebelled

i doubt your mom can be that much worse

unless you have something to sharE?

like how she can be all that bad

She once hit my back so hard I couldn't breath and I called 911 over it. She managed to convince them I was lying and I got in trouble with the cop that showed up for making a false call.

couldn't the cops test the dna on your back to know it was her ?

they wouldn't enact that labor for something like that

She hit me with a book.

I was a boy then. Cops don't care about boys getting hit. If I was a girl they'd have been all over it, not doubting me for a second.

im very excited

these two hot asian lookin guys posted pictures in a chat im in

🆒

thanks charlie

👍

I always found people that were mixed race between asian and caucasian look pretty good. The more ambiguous the better. Probably one of the few places I can say that. SJW-infected places will scream that's racist.

you people heard marvel acidentally hired an indonesian artist who hid anti jewish and christian in an xmen comic

JOOOZ

I'm brown lol

damn edgy

:(

No one likes brown people

Kek

Correct

I met this half japanese girl with red hair once

gave me the weak knees

same

my needs r weak hearing about it t

Hot

hey uhh

there is this one ambiguously asian looking girl I know but she just cool not super attractive

its mainly guys

does anyone know how to lock a text channel?

like

so that only people i allow could go in one?

It's done by setting role permissions

why can we all be friends

im making a server for something [not promoting it asdf] and trying to block a thing for it unless peeps are 18+

hmm ok

oh also emma i was reading the things you were posting, sorry if I interrupted you

so i gotta set people as 18+ roles then give them permissions?

It's how it's usually done.

yes that worked thank you so much

Who wants to shave off my eyebrows

Me

Shave your pubes and sell them.

Shave your pubes and donate them

*sneaks in from shadows being careful not to make a sound*

donate them to science

*owo whats this notices bulge*

I choose emma

Stare at my bludge.

I.. It's not like I wanted to choose you or anything.. Ba..Baka! >.<

Donate your pubes to the needy, you say?

😳

Tfw your gf has a bigger bulge than you

oh

Im really a cat

get out of here u fry

fryloc

fwrrys thesed= days

go kin with someting else

Well golly gee gosh darn fuck, kiddos...

fwrrys?

Ferries

ferries?

w h a t

Respect my boat privileges

<:madarchod:261913885777330177>

Im so higj right now

ok

As high as a kite?

We don't serve boats here.

Ur a boatist

Respect my Boatnouns

GET OUTTA HERE BOATY

U are spreadping Boatphobia

<:booty:298034924248891392> 🥚

Damn right

Read the sign outside

I'm not sure what to make of all this

Sit down

<:opm:274845943386341377> <:opm:274845943386341377> <:chaika:295238428579069952>

*and learn*

*learns the ways of the boat*

goof goof

Im so druno right now

I'm back

Out

I am but a 🅱️ilgrim on a journey of learnification.

Goofeel boof

Boatification

🅱arty time

So many bees

Whart I boatnerd in boating skool is!?

Buzz buzz

🅱hut up

Bee party

🅱️illions and 🅱️illions of them

Bee happy

🅱arl 🅱agan

Bee movie but every time theirs a buzz sound its a boat wissle

🅱️osmos

🅱tardust

🅱 JHeros

I got a 🐝 on my test

I got an :f:

<:Goku_leanning_to_the_side_thinki:300734095682568202>

Aw

🅱 eavis & 🅱 utthead?

On the 🅱️hores of the 🅱️osmic 🅱️cean

🅱ancakes

🅱️otatoes...

🅱

It works

<:trump:274845870581874688> <:Bestanime:292339441320591361>

🅱uck you

Yay

just 🅱 eat it

I don't exactly get it tho

Which incidentally is actually a think at Bojangles...

I would like some 🅱offee

Thing*

Just go to 🅱 nited airlines

oooooooooooooooooooooo

ma stomach'

🅱besity

🅱 <:booty:298034924248891392> <:zehand:292739430878281748>

beaSTUALKTY

GROSS

I feel so dank

Boatality

🅱ubba 🅱ump 🅱hrimp

🅱 ubble 🅱 utt

🅱affles

🅱 ot

🅱 itties

I want a bag of 🅱uffles right now

🇧 ussy

A bag of delicious 🅱 oritos

Delicious greasy 🅱uffles

🇧 akin 🇧ancakes

🅱️urp

🥓

🇧ootyful

🅱 acon

🅱latulance

🅱 astur🅱ate

🇧 enis

🅱

👏

👏

🥑

<:EggPlantJerk:287121608500576256>

🥑

Hot

🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑

<:KappaPride:293508251377598464>

oh yes

*slurp*

big 🅱 uss

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i'm so excited for easter

kek

🅱onald 🅱rump

Dont you mean... 🅱 easter?

no

🅱aster*

easter

just easter

do u want sum 🇧 uk?

i want easter

U want some 🅱 oin?

👌 😂 👌

i want some eggs

u want some 🅱 eggs?

or sum 🇧 ones