lol i fucking didnt help out with my group assignment

sounds great.

let me just think of a good excuse

i feel so fucked right now

im gonna get back on track soon

but ive basically derailed in the past week

You were busy arousing a 13 year old cripple.

eh

in what way are you crippled

is it the stairs

Wheelchair.

oh

why

Genetic disability.

oh

SMA2, google it.

ok

Or you could ask DovaDrog.

become a basketball player

Why?

becaus wheelchair

I don't even like basketball.

And my arms are incredibly weak.

Can't throw anything.

oh

im just making unfunny jokes

Nah, I like cripple humour.

I love mocking myself, better than being a sad sack.

it comes up with spinal muscular atrophy type 2

people in wheel chairs are just too lazy to walk

Yep

ice cream?

wc

is it inherited or smth or just random or whatever what is it

Random as far as I remember.

Cripple pride!

✊️

I taught you some real science this morning

Yeah!

night*

Teach me about your tits Emma!

fuck i have school tomowwo

Whatever time it is for everyone

It's 6 am here

12:23.

9:23pm

8:23pm

or as i like to say 2123

England time is the only time.

Cripple pride! ✊️

crippling depression pride

^

hey i have scoliosis is that remotely close enough

Yeah

im not crippled tho 😔

Pretty close actually

PEEN

my back muscles arent that strong

@Deleted User Lucky bastard.

yeah

rest in sma2

Can I have your legs?

they are woman legs but hairy leg

you dont want mine

With the UK leaving the EU, the EU will now have 1 GB of free space.

Damn it.

@Emma 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

😤 = me when i do a smoke

@Deleted User being crippled has it perks.

hey if stephen hawking could get two wives so can you #cripplepride

Getting sympathy sex.

#Cripplepride

he divorced with his first one right

am i remembering wrong

Stephen Hawking is unbeatable in poker. He has the best pokerface ever.

As far as I know.

yes

#cripplepride

its amazing that he has delayed als out of all people who have it its some smart ass

kkek

#cripplepride

Clyd, why are you playing with little kids?

well....

Can you play with me as well?

No one plays with me.

ok

Yay!

I wanna play poker!

im so fucking tired what am i doing

Get some rest.

You're fucking a tire?

I'll play with Emma whilst you sleep.

yes

no ill take a shower

Awesome.

golden shower then

got it.

speaking of golden showers i havent pissed for the past few hours

Actually if it is a golden color, you're not drinking enough fluids.

Yeah i know

🤔

Kidbeys filter out my blood

I like my new pp

Pff fluids arw overrated

I didnt do my english work but ive got some good ol excuses

I love me some chix with dix

I love me some dick

I love me some dix with chix

Reeeeee

Hello

HELLO ALL THE NIGR

I can't translate this shit

hold up

is NSFW allowed in cancer

?

I dont think its allowed anywhere m8

DUDE

For fucks sake that just

Sup guys so any excel wizards here.

Hi m8

🤔🔫

I wish I knew vbscript

I dont understand a word

Futa is life

this place is alive yet dead

Back bitches.

any1 here wanna play some dota

DM me if yes

anyone here have Pokemon Moon?

Or sun, it doesn't matter ㄟ(￣▽￣ㄟ)

I'm bored and wanna battle some people.

Friend code is in the <#231946987585404930>

Fuck

Being ignored by everyone

Sucks

Still had a great time though

Morning guys

I'm getting some pizza hut. Not even bothering with Pizza though. Just getting other stuff.

I thought why not, because I got a email deal from their Hut Lovers service that gave me 50% off, so hot damn. Why not?

50% OFF ONLINE ORDERS
-$15.38
QTY : 1

👌

BURNIN' HOT BUFFALO BONE-OUT WINGSTREET® WINGS - 24 PIECE
$17.99
PEPSI® 2 LITER
$2.99
FRIED MOZZARELLA STICKS
$4.49
CHEESE STICKS WITH MARINARA SAUCE - SINGLE ORDER
$5.29

I'd prefer Sierra Mist or Mugs Root Beer but for some reason they're never available from my local Pizza Hut even though I know they have them there. But it's just not on their online interface. They're there when not logged in, but as soon as I log in and it connects to the local store, it's gone.

The Super Cripple is back.

Who thinks the they them pronouns are dumb?

I do

👀

The fake pronouns are invalidating to actual trans people. It makes them feel worse, not better. People who are really trans want to use the standard pronouns of the other gender they identify as.

Fake ones just make it feel like you're putting up a facade. Which is exactly what the fakers are trying to do for attention.

Emma, you getting ranch with those wings?

^

Ranch is just horse jizz.

Spoiled horse jizz.

how dare you ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

how fucking dare you emma

enjoy eating those wings without the soothing comfort of ranch

thinking she can just insult my ranch and get away with it ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Ranch ruins the best part of the wings.

The spice.

@Emma Do you also snort wasabi paste?

Daily

I've built up enough tolerance that it never burns on the way out anymore.

I kind of miss that part. It was thrilling

any1 play some dota?

I don't really.

😦 p bored if anyone wants to party up hmu bois

if the pc was so great why didnt they make a pc 2

Mornin @Deleted User I haven't gotten the new one yet but have alpha sapphire

I haven't played them in a while.

But I never really liked competative battling

Hey.

My armpits smell like cheese and onions

I need to sniff to confirm

I have a hair fetish

that also stems to a smell fetish

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp

It's time to stop

Excuse you @nah ⛓

@Markurrito are you a fan of Markiplier?

I sometimes watch him, but I don't consider myself a fan. I'm not even subscribed to him. But he is a very cool guy.

He genuinely loves his fans

@Markurrito he made a 360° video. Cool video

He seems really nice

Ah

o

What's goin on?

MYAH!

Calm your tits

They are emotional

lel

keck

My friend gifted me Mirrors Edge 2 for my birthday and I'm only just now playing it

Who wants to take random pills I got from both Mexico and Chicago?

Am I the only girl that steps into sports bras?

yes

Wait you step into them and pull them from your hips up?

Yee

Typo?

Send nudes

Ok

Yeah you might be the only one . Mine don't stretch enough for that.

I'm so boned right now

Oooo

I wish I was boned

Same though

What is this boned?

Why do you guys hate me

Wat

wut

Vat?

i love you wat you talking bout boi

cuz

you guys

dont

respond

to

my

TEXTS

I do

@Markurrito you'll learn to just not care soon enough

^

what the fuck, video looks like its raining dust

(im not serious, but thanks)

no serious

life is a lot better when you dont care

ive noticed

@MysticalFluff

>.>

get back here you

You wanna fight me?

you wanna tussle

>.>

Nah not worth

when claire

doesnt

TEXT ME

*-autistic screeching*-

Wat ?

*facepalm*

lol

take the hint

god damn it claire

@Repzion Danal.

d-anal

Anal.

Angry Tits

Mark mark... 🚪 out.

tell him you love him @Spirit

no

wait no