Launching a nuke has very strict proceedures on it that must be followed and there's several codes that are held by different people that all have to be entered in order to launch.

The president's is just the last code entered.

👆

@Emma president can have influence over whoever else has the codes.

And then dont all people have to be present to operate the mechanism?

Trump may be a delusional lunatic but the rest of the cabinant is not. They're just corrupt beyond all reason, they are not all just stupid like him.

he can't even get his own healthcare passed

come orn

I thought congress also had to agree on nuking something, but I could be wrong on that.

WRONG.

Charlie when I see your profile picture I stare particularly at the nose and think of the YouTube beauty community and how fucking weird they can be

that's nice dear

go play with your legos

oh

but legos are gei

Lol

no

legos ae cwl

legos are made from dried animal bone

^ fact

Legos are garbage.

cool

their not kewl enough for moi

I dun giv a fugg

Adventure time

Adventure Time is super gay

Being chased by someone? Throw LEGOs at their feet to stop them in their tracks.

lego means i read in latin

fun fact

I haven't seen adventure time, actually, I've heard it's meh though.

Steven Universe

lego means nigger in latin

***UNCLE GRANDPA***

i cant talk in voice sry

I like that though, Steven universe is good.

my voice is more cancerous smh

Steven Universe is the ultimate gay

^^^^^

@huell_Clover it kinda is xD

1+1 is gay

1+0 = not gay?

1+1-1 is window

Gay.

hey guys, let's stop using the word gay.

Everyone poops.

^ I don't poop.

HAH YOU SAID THE G WORD

not kim jong un

Douche canoe

censorship is gay

Gay.

🌈

Charlie are you guzzlord?

whos up for some hot lolis tonight click-----> https://join.me/421-413-028

_HA BAD POKEMON REFERENCE_

doit or i will gay you up

Don't click that link, you'll get aids.

what's a guzzlord

what's a dorbie

Jared wants you to have aides.

Situation indivijul

do you ever wake up

and start eating

and then go back to bed

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual.

if you click the link you will see some hot aids

No. I eat and then kill myself.

hot

I eat and then do the succ

...succ me?

i eat when i succ

CAN UR SUCC FEED ME GUD

Sock me? **punches**

You can't spell success without the succ

Thicc

🤜 <:feels:280645240572870656> 🤛

Dicc

🤜 💥 🤛

@carlsbad stop being courage cowardly dog creepy.

useless dog!

RIP doge

Stupid Dog!

**kicks**

Skyrim

jeff

I loved courage growing up

My Skyrim kids keep saying "stupid dog"

Three buck theater

did you kick them

Two buck theater

4

Much stupid, Very dog. Wow

Wtf

i give up

me too

lemme just chug this entire bottle of water to compensate for my dday of dehydration

Much up, verry give

I can't use emoji's on mobile, discord app sucks, your delusional if you think this app is good -_-

same

i can only do it when doing the reactiob

its really annoying

i can use all the emojis on android

u can do emojis

I can't see members numbers, I can't see server id, it's shit.

type :

ugh i wish i had an android

i hate iphone

<:feels:280645240572870656>

Discord focuses on the web version first. It has the most features. Then they upgrade the desktop app. And they save the mobile app for last and often forget it.

what

yeah idm as long as my app is good

kek

they have a webversion?

Yeah

@Emma why is the app always praised as the best thing ever?

whats the point in that?

The app is garbage.

for nigels who dont want to download it

Messenger was garbage too.

You see the icons on the voice channels? That used to be available for every server but now is only available for partnered servers. It used to be that they were only in color on the web version but now they're in color on the desktop app too. Not sure about the mobile app.

Ffs

mama luigi

is the best

i WOnT TO fUcKK HeeR

Luigi is pregnant with Mario's child.

hot

how?

wait

does that mean mario is GaY

??

You've clearly never read fanfiction. Males pregnant with another male character's child is one of the most common fanfic plot elements.

When i move i'm feeling alright.
Bing bing bang, and i'm ready to go.
Jump high from left to right,
And you'll be going strong.

Find the beat and express yourself,
You're racing like a train.
Like a human hurricane.

And we say go! Go! Get it together!
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.
Hey! Hey! Sing it together!
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.

Find the beat and express yourself,
Show them who you are.
Show them your a superstar.

And we say go! Go! Get it together!
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.
Hey! Hey! Sing it together!
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.

Go! Go! (Yeah!) Get it together!
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.
Hey! Hey! Sing it together!
(No one's lazy in Lazy Towwwwn!)
No one's lazy in Lazy Town.

(No one's lazy in Lazy Town.)

(No one's lazy in Lazy Town.)
Stop! Stop!!! Will you listen!?

yeah i never reed fan fic

banned

If vidme wants to compete with youtube, then they need to fix their dogshit UI.

btw my dog is faster than sonic, but not *quite* as strong

wot

he would die

Fire fire fire fire fire, rock rock rock rock rock

wat

Reference.

woter

i love WoTEr

tfw the conversation devolves into pure emoji

lol

😀

😍 this is my new top used emoji

<:nazi:235272942882258944>

Not for me, I can't use emoji's on this goddamn app

😢

@Chaotic Innovator type :

👆

There's no way to list em off though.

🤔 = my top emoji

Unless you have external emoji's with nitro, good luck.

👈 🛏 ⏲

😡

damn i wish i could sum up the courage to speak in a voice channel

i mean my voice it is next level cancer cell

naw

cant be that bad

lemmme hear you

Mine sounds like a dying walrus

lol

u people are 2 mean 2 yerselves

I sound like a pubescent teenager oh wait i am one

lol

the technical term is squeaker

I dont sound like the person to say nigger irl i sound like a dying pubescent teenager

Squeakers make up the majority of the population of online multiplayer games and all possess an ability to locate, and have intimate relations with, one's mom.

Oh

👍🏻

👍🏿

Gotta be multiculrtural

yup

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squeaker
```
A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using excessive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.
```

Oh

Same

Sounds like me

😂🤔

I literally sound like that

Except I'm whispering into the microphone

Fuck i sneezed and i had toothpaste in my miuth

Fuck

Sounds like my life

Flew like 12 metres

Exactly my life

I get hit on by squeakers on Xbox Live all the time.

Oh

😽

^

lol

"Please be my girlfriend" about three times a week.

Lmao

(High Pitched Squeaker Voice): STOP KILLING ME. YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR. STOP KILLING ME BEFORE I GET A CHANCE TO KILL YOU. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP...

(Mature Voice): Damn kid. Shut up and stop squeaking.

(High Pitched Squeaker Voice): SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

I actually have the potential to sound normal but someone the social interaction just drives into my head and i start to sound retarded

*somehow

Because talking to people is SCARY

Then hormonal teenage boys discover that girls do not, as they have been told, have cooties and are actually interesting.

But they dont ease into this revelation they go straight for the kill

👍🏻

👍🏿

I was all like ok ima reveal my face now cos its pretty late and then i was like fuck every picture i take i look like i have down syndrome

just take a picture where you like stupid on purpose

;^(

maybe later im back in bed now

well then

sounds good mate

voice changer of kek change my name

gday mate

tried joining a chanel with a soundboard, did not get the result I was expecting

lol

lol

we all ignored you

im listening to you talk

😉

@🤔GayZeusCat🤔 the weebs are sp00ked

yeh

u should talk

but all the rooms are full i think

lemme check

imean irl

heck

oh golly

should i really talk

🤔

yeh

kya

do

it

😩

well even if I didnt use a soundboard, yous would still swear its a voice changer so imma stick with the soundboard

wot

mfw ganon does less damage to me then a hinox

Vegeta is back!

Get out of here Gohan!

What happened whilst I was gone making love with Morgan?

oh

not much

We sacrificed a virgin.

oh

damn

anyone know what im expose to attack when ganon becomes bright red

wot gam?

breath of the wild

shoot it in the eye

lol

Is the virgin me emma?

mfw i just shot my last arrow

rip