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2016-11-22 20:26:34 UTC

^

2016-11-22 20:26:37 UTC

quiet ones , the ones that arent popular

2016-11-22 20:26:49 UTC

they are differant than the normal bitchy girls

2016-11-22 20:27:04 UTC

If you're quiet as a guy you're either seen as a beta male or as dark and brooding

2016-11-22 20:27:07 UTC

depending on your looks

2016-11-22 20:27:20 UTC

I used to be beta male now I'm dark and brooding

2016-11-22 20:27:31 UTC

since packing on about 40 lbs of muscle

2016-11-22 20:27:39 UTC

Girls are pretty damn shallow tbh

2016-11-22 20:27:46 UTC

i dont know what people think about me . i just dont nessisarily care

anyway so me and this girl talk in class a lot, i make her laugh and she does the same for me right. I'm also really fuckin mean to other people. I tease them hard and shit which makes her laugh and sometimes i even tease her. Nothing too fucking hard like "go kill yourself" plus im not cancer edgy like that. anyway i hit this girl up and we start talking. we talk all night (9 pm to 3 am) and we text the entire weekend leading into all nighters (im cont.)

2016-11-22 20:27:50 UTC

I was awkward as a teen.

on a side note i'm not quiet at all. literal definition of a "bad kid" aka does drugs, gets thrown, out and says whatever is on my mind to anyone

2016-11-22 20:28:40 UTC

ask her out on a date?

and she relativly popular but not the bitchy kind

2016-11-22 20:28:47 UTC

then you'll have your answer

2016-11-22 20:28:59 UTC

Generalizations won't help in a given situation. The only thing you can do is just go for it and see what happens.

2016-11-22 20:29:07 UTC

the longer you wait the higher the risk she'll say no

2016-11-22 20:29:33 UTC

Your likelihood of being friend zoned goes up exponentially with time.

yeah i know, but i'm on break and shit right now, we told eachother our plans for the break and we arent doing anything

2016-11-22 20:29:50 UTC

I mean you'll be the guy she'll bitch to about the asshole that's banigng her

so do i just hit her up and ask to hang out?

or is that a bad thing to do

2016-11-22 20:30:04 UTC

do it

2016-11-22 20:30:05 UTC

@Trinity is your profile pic kaiki deishu?

2016-11-22 20:30:10 UTC

No that's a good thing, Brenden.

2016-11-22 20:30:11 UTC

yes lol

2016-11-22 20:30:13 UTC

ask to hang out

2016-11-22 20:30:16 UTC

Try doing that, that's what you should do.

2016-11-22 20:30:20 UTC

best monogatari character ever

2016-11-22 20:30:44 UTC

i mostly do that and ive never gotten a no . is she likes you and you guys are free its almost guranteed shell say yes

ight, and if she says no? i'd rather be her friend and shit then to not have her at all

2016-11-22 20:30:56 UTC

lol

2016-11-22 20:31:04 UTC

you are def in the friend zone

2016-11-22 20:31:06 UTC

Friend zone situations tend to destroy you inside.

2016-11-22 20:31:12 UTC

if you gets a BF do you want to be her emotional tampon?

2016-11-22 20:31:15 UTC

she*

trinity you ahve anime as a profile pic

2016-11-22 20:31:34 UTC

So?

i can only imagine you make pussies dryer than the desert

2016-11-22 20:31:38 UTC

lmao

2016-11-22 20:31:42 UTC

mate I can probably bench you

2016-11-22 20:31:45 UTC

nice stereotype tho

2016-11-22 20:31:52 UTC

try having banter . the sort where you plan it then say "okay its a date *lol*" make it a joke

2016-11-22 20:31:57 UTC

this is the reason i wear anime shirts in the gym ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2016-11-22 20:32:03 UTC

to trigger pussies like you

now we all know that doesnt happen

2016-11-22 20:32:14 UTC

b-but he's twice my size

trinity look, its okay. you can watch anime all you want. you can be socially awkward all you want

2016-11-22 20:33:01 UTC

o

just accept you are and its all good

2016-11-22 20:33:02 UTC

lmao

2016-11-22 20:33:06 UTC

Somebody sounds asspained

2016-11-22 20:33:25 UTC

you're the cuck asking for advice on discord

2016-11-22 20:33:31 UTC

Somebody sounds real experienced with the ladies

i mean i've had a couple girls but nothing extemely serious other than my last girl

and also it was just a question

2016-11-22 20:34:05 UTC

Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: part two is after intermission. in 15 minutes we can resume.
The boss and the applicant stared blankly at each other for 15 long minutes. The boss kept interjecting, trying to resume the interview, but the applicant was adamant about waiting until the audience came back to their seats. It is at this moment that the boss realizes he is being filmed in front of a live studio audience.
The boss turns to the audience and says "what the hell is going on?"
Audience: Give him the job already!!!
The boss turns to the applicant. "No way in hell am I hiring you!"
Applicant: Are you sure? You haven't heard part two yet. By the way, it will cost you $20 to hear the rest.
Boss: Fuck no I'm not paying for that! Tell me what the heck is going on!
The audience begins to boo. The boss is beginning to question his sanity. He remembers the traumatic experience he had in drama club back in highschool, where he forgot a line in the middle of a performance and the entire school laughed at him. John Benson even threw a shoe at him. Do you know how much it hurts to get hit in the face by a shoe that John Benson threw? A LOT.
John says to the boss: "You always were a failure, weren't you, Larry."
Larry begins to cry. He brings his hands up in front of his face to defend himself from the inevitable shoe-attack.
To Larry's surprise, John hugs him. "It's okay, Larry. That was in the past. Your acting career was terrible, but look at you now. You're a successful CEO working for the popular video game company EA. I'm just stuck working at McDonalds, handing out happy meals. I'm the failure, Larry."
Larry: Aw, John, don't say that! I'm sure you could have the same job that I have!
John: Wait, really??? I got the job? Even though I only submitted half of a resume?
Larry: Wait, you were the applicant?
John: No! I'm your boss!
Larry: Wait... What!? I thought you worked at McDonalds!!!
John: Oh, that's right. I lied about the mEAls.

2016-11-22 20:34:20 UTC

can i be arsed to read

i dont read

2016-11-22 20:34:31 UTC

find out next time on wall of text

ay well thanks to everyone who contributed

ill message back later on in the week her answer

2016-11-22 20:35:29 UTC

Ight ouo

2016-11-22 20:35:34 UTC

coolio

2016-11-22 20:35:44 UTC

btw what games do you guys play if any

2016-11-22 20:35:56 UTC

I play weeb games.

2016-11-22 20:35:58 UTC

Like Osu

2016-11-22 20:36:02 UTC

#triggered

2016-11-22 20:36:24 UTC

or sometimes I'll play cracked minecraft bc i don't have a real account lmao

2016-11-22 20:36:25 UTC

why you triggered

2016-11-22 20:36:51 UTC

sounds like some dillion the hacker level shit

2016-11-22 20:37:14 UTC

sad times that only one person replied . i play niether osu or minecraft

2016-11-22 20:37:17 UTC

I also play AC every once in awhile

2016-11-22 20:37:18 UTC

That's my secret, I'm always triggered.

2016-11-22 20:37:25 UTC

is anyone hyped for FFXV?

2016-11-22 20:37:38 UTC

you avarage sjw

2016-11-22 20:37:48 UTC

how about you emma what games do you play

2016-11-22 20:38:04 UTC

what?

2016-11-22 20:38:23 UTC

Fallout, Elder Scrolls, ESO, GTA Online. Stuff like that.

2016-11-22 20:39:09 UTC

cool . ive been trying to get into mmos

2016-11-22 20:39:16 UTC

no ones ever around to play with

2016-11-22 20:39:20 UTC

I just generally don't rlly play any of the very popular games bc I usually don't have money to get 'em, and my brother controls the PS4 lmao

2016-11-22 20:39:38 UTC

lol is free . im into strategy

2016-11-22 20:39:52 UTC

stelaris , Civ , Rimworld

2016-11-22 20:39:54 UTC

I've tried out Star Trek Online. It wasn't bad.

2016-11-22 20:40:13 UTC

you tried eve ?

2016-11-22 20:40:45 UTC

My computer kind of sucks. These are all console titles.

2016-11-22 20:40:56 UTC

a good mmo is final fantasy 14

2016-11-22 20:41:20 UTC

none of the games i said are on console i dont thinl

2016-11-22 20:41:23 UTC

*thinl

2016-11-22 20:41:26 UTC

*think

2016-11-22 20:41:35 UTC

you can edit your mesage

2016-11-22 20:41:38 UTC

^

2016-11-22 20:41:41 UTC

instead of doing *

2016-11-22 20:41:42 UTC

;-:

2016-11-22 20:41:54 UTC

thanks

2016-11-22 20:41:58 UTC

ill keep that in mind

2016-11-22 20:42:05 UTC

ehh I liked FFXIV for a while, until I realized endgame is pretty repetitive

2016-11-22 20:42:08 UTC

easiest way is pressing the up button

2016-11-22 20:42:14 UTC

just click the 3 bars next to the raction logo

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