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quiet ones , the ones that arent popular
they are differant than the normal bitchy girls
If you're quiet as a guy you're either seen as a beta male or as dark and brooding
depending on your looks
I used to be beta male now I'm dark and brooding
since packing on about 40 lbs of muscle
Girls are pretty damn shallow tbh
i dont know what people think about me . i just dont nessisarily care
anyway so me and this girl talk in class a lot, i make her laugh and she does the same for me right. I'm also really fuckin mean to other people. I tease them hard and shit which makes her laugh and sometimes i even tease her. Nothing too fucking hard like "go kill yourself" plus im not cancer edgy like that. anyway i hit this girl up and we start talking. we talk all night (9 pm to 3 am) and we text the entire weekend leading into all nighters (im cont.)
I was awkward as a teen.
on a side note i'm not quiet at all. literal definition of a "bad kid" aka does drugs, gets thrown, out and says whatever is on my mind to anyone
ask her out on a date?
and she relativly popular but not the bitchy kind
then you'll have your answer
Generalizations won't help in a given situation. The only thing you can do is just go for it and see what happens.
the longer you wait the higher the risk she'll say no
Your likelihood of being friend zoned goes up exponentially with time.
yeah i know, but i'm on break and shit right now, we told eachother our plans for the break and we arent doing anything
I mean you'll be the guy she'll bitch to about the asshole that's banigng her
so do i just hit her up and ask to hang out?
or is that a bad thing to do
do it
No that's a good thing, Brenden.
yes lol
ask to hang out
Try doing that, that's what you should do.
best monogatari character ever
i mostly do that and ive never gotten a no . is she likes you and you guys are free its almost guranteed shell say yes
ight, and if she says no? i'd rather be her friend and shit then to not have her at all
lol
you are def in the friend zone
Friend zone situations tend to destroy you inside.
if you gets a BF do you want to be her emotional tampon?
she*
trinity you ahve anime as a profile pic
So?
i can only imagine you make pussies dryer than the desert
lmao
mate I can probably bench you
nice stereotype tho
try having banter . the sort where you plan it then say "okay its a date *lol*" make it a joke
this is the reason i wear anime shirts in the gym ๐
to trigger pussies like you
now we all know that doesnt happen
b-but he's twice my size
trinity look, its okay. you can watch anime all you want. you can be socially awkward all you want
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just accept you are and its all good
lmao
Somebody sounds asspained
you're the cuck asking for advice on discord
Somebody sounds real experienced with the ladies
i mean i've had a couple girls but nothing extemely serious other than my last girl
and also it was just a question
Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: part two is after intermission. in 15 minutes we can resume.
The boss and the applicant stared blankly at each other for 15 long minutes. The boss kept interjecting, trying to resume the interview, but the applicant was adamant about waiting until the audience came back to their seats. It is at this moment that the boss realizes he is being filmed in front of a live studio audience.
The boss turns to the audience and says "what the hell is going on?"
Audience: Give him the job already!!!
The boss turns to the applicant. "No way in hell am I hiring you!"
Applicant: Are you sure? You haven't heard part two yet. By the way, it will cost you $20 to hear the rest.
Boss: Fuck no I'm not paying for that! Tell me what the heck is going on!
The audience begins to boo. The boss is beginning to question his sanity. He remembers the traumatic experience he had in drama club back in highschool, where he forgot a line in the middle of a performance and the entire school laughed at him. John Benson even threw a shoe at him. Do you know how much it hurts to get hit in the face by a shoe that John Benson threw? A LOT.
John says to the boss: "You always were a failure, weren't you, Larry."
Larry begins to cry. He brings his hands up in front of his face to defend himself from the inevitable shoe-attack.
To Larry's surprise, John hugs him. "It's okay, Larry. That was in the past. Your acting career was terrible, but look at you now. You're a successful CEO working for the popular video game company EA. I'm just stuck working at McDonalds, handing out happy meals. I'm the failure, Larry."
Larry: Aw, John, don't say that! I'm sure you could have the same job that I have!
John: Wait, really??? I got the job? Even though I only submitted half of a resume?
Larry: Wait, you were the applicant?
John: No! I'm your boss!
Larry: Wait... What!? I thought you worked at McDonalds!!!
John: Oh, that's right. I lied about the mEAls.
can i be arsed to read
i dont read
find out next time on wall of text
ay well thanks to everyone who contributed
ill message back later on in the week her answer
Ight ouo
coolio
btw what games do you guys play if any
I play weeb games.
Like Osu
#triggered
or sometimes I'll play cracked minecraft bc i don't have a real account lmao
why you triggered
sounds like some dillion the hacker level shit
sad times that only one person replied . i play niether osu or minecraft
I also play AC every once in awhile
That's my secret, I'm always triggered.
is anyone hyped for FFXV?
you avarage sjw
how about you emma what games do you play
what?
Fallout, Elder Scrolls, ESO, GTA Online. Stuff like that.
cool . ive been trying to get into mmos
no ones ever around to play with
I just generally don't rlly play any of the very popular games bc I usually don't have money to get 'em, and my brother controls the PS4 lmao
lol is free . im into strategy
stelaris , Civ , Rimworld
I've tried out Star Trek Online. It wasn't bad.
you tried eve ?
My computer kind of sucks. These are all console titles.
a good mmo is final fantasy 14
none of the games i said are on console i dont thinl
*thinl
*think
you can edit your mesage
^
instead of doing *
;-:
thanks
ill keep that in mind
ehh I liked FFXIV for a while, until I realized endgame is pretty repetitive
easiest way is pressing the up button
just click the 3 bars next to the raction logo
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