ask to hang out

Try doing that, that's what you should do.

best monogatari character ever

i mostly do that and ive never gotten a no . is she likes you and you guys are free its almost guranteed shell say yes

ight, and if she says no? i'd rather be her friend and shit then to not have her at all

lol

you are def in the friend zone

Friend zone situations tend to destroy you inside.

if you gets a BF do you want to be her emotional tampon?

she*

trinity you ahve anime as a profile pic

So?

i can only imagine you make pussies dryer than the desert

lmao

mate I can probably bench you

nice stereotype tho

try having banter . the sort where you plan it then say "okay its a date *lol*" make it a joke

this is the reason i wear anime shirts in the gym 😃

to trigger pussies like you

now we all know that doesnt happen

b-but he's twice my size

trinity look, its okay. you can watch anime all you want. you can be socially awkward all you want

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just accept you are and its all good

lmao

Somebody sounds asspained

you're the cuck asking for advice on discord

Somebody sounds real experienced with the ladies

i mean i've had a couple girls but nothing extemely serious other than my last girl

and also it was just a question

Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: part two is after intermission. in 15 minutes we can resume.
The boss and the applicant stared blankly at each other for 15 long minutes. The boss kept interjecting, trying to resume the interview, but the applicant was adamant about waiting until the audience came back to their seats. It is at this moment that the boss realizes he is being filmed in front of a live studio audience.
The boss turns to the audience and says "what the hell is going on?"
Audience: Give him the job already!!!
The boss turns to the applicant. "No way in hell am I hiring you!"
Applicant: Are you sure? You haven't heard part two yet. By the way, it will cost you $20 to hear the rest.
Boss: Fuck no I'm not paying for that! Tell me what the heck is going on!
The audience begins to boo. The boss is beginning to question his sanity. He remembers the traumatic experience he had in drama club back in highschool, where he forgot a line in the middle of a performance and the entire school laughed at him. John Benson even threw a shoe at him. Do you know how much it hurts to get hit in the face by a shoe that John Benson threw? A LOT.
John says to the boss: "You always were a failure, weren't you, Larry."
Larry begins to cry. He brings his hands up in front of his face to defend himself from the inevitable shoe-attack.
To Larry's surprise, John hugs him. "It's okay, Larry. That was in the past. Your acting career was terrible, but look at you now. You're a successful CEO working for the popular video game company EA. I'm just stuck working at McDonalds, handing out happy meals. I'm the failure, Larry."
Larry: Aw, John, don't say that! I'm sure you could have the same job that I have!
John: Wait, really??? I got the job? Even though I only submitted half of a resume?
Larry: Wait, you were the applicant?
John: No! I'm your boss!
Larry: Wait... What!? I thought you worked at McDonalds!!!
John: Oh, that's right. I lied about the mEAls.

can i be arsed to read

i dont read

find out next time on wall of text

ay well thanks to everyone who contributed

ill message back later on in the week her answer

Ight ouo

coolio

btw what games do you guys play if any

I play weeb games.

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