i mean i've had a couple girls but nothing extemely serious other than my last girl

and also it was just a question

Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: part two is after intermission. in 15 minutes we can resume.
The boss and the applicant stared blankly at each other for 15 long minutes. The boss kept interjecting, trying to resume the interview, but the applicant was adamant about waiting until the audience came back to their seats. It is at this moment that the boss realizes he is being filmed in front of a live studio audience.
The boss turns to the audience and says "what the hell is going on?"
Audience: Give him the job already!!!
The boss turns to the applicant. "No way in hell am I hiring you!"
Applicant: Are you sure? You haven't heard part two yet. By the way, it will cost you $20 to hear the rest.
Boss: Fuck no I'm not paying for that! Tell me what the heck is going on!
The audience begins to boo. The boss is beginning to question his sanity. He remembers the traumatic experience he had in drama club back in highschool, where he forgot a line in the middle of a performance and the entire school laughed at him. John Benson even threw a shoe at him. Do you know how much it hurts to get hit in the face by a shoe that John Benson threw? A LOT.
John says to the boss: "You always were a failure, weren't you, Larry."
Larry begins to cry. He brings his hands up in front of his face to defend himself from the inevitable shoe-attack.
To Larry's surprise, John hugs him. "It's okay, Larry. That was in the past. Your acting career was terrible, but look at you now. You're a successful CEO working for the popular video game company EA. I'm just stuck working at McDonalds, handing out happy meals. I'm the failure, Larry."
Larry: Aw, John, don't say that! I'm sure you could have the same job that I have!
John: Wait, really??? I got the job? Even though I only submitted half of a resume?
Larry: Wait, you were the applicant?
John: No! I'm your boss!
Larry: Wait... What!? I thought you worked at McDonalds!!!
John: Oh, that's right. I lied about the mEAls.

can i be arsed to read

i dont read

find out next time on wall of text

ay well thanks to everyone who contributed

ill message back later on in the week her answer

Ight ouo

coolio

btw what games do you guys play if any

I play weeb games.

Like Osu

#triggered

or sometimes I'll play cracked minecraft bc i don't have a real account lmao

why you triggered

sounds like some dillion the hacker level shit

sad times that only one person replied . i play niether osu or minecraft

I also play AC every once in awhile

That's my secret, I'm always triggered.

is anyone hyped for FFXV?

you avarage sjw

how about you emma what games do you play

what?

Fallout, Elder Scrolls, ESO, GTA Online. Stuff like that.

cool . ive been trying to get into mmos

no ones ever around to play with

I just generally don't rlly play any of the very popular games bc I usually don't have money to get 'em, and my brother controls the PS4 lmao

lol is free . im into strategy

stelaris , Civ , Rimworld

I've tried out Star Trek Online. It wasn't bad.

you tried eve ?

My computer kind of sucks. These are all console titles.

a good mmo is final fantasy 14

none of the games i said are on console i dont thinl

*thinl

*think

you can edit your mesage

^

instead of doing *

;-: