i once got in trouble for making a joke about myself

i made a jew joke

I once punched a kid in the jaw and made him bleed

im a jew

ive only gotten one detention in my life and i didnt even have to serve it

i should be allowed to make a joke about myself

I felt like fucking Batman beating up Bane

Hey guys

i got in a fight with a suburban gangster once

i won that shit

You guys saying this makes me think a lot of the adults in my High school had a dark sense of humor

That also reminds me

cause they'd fucking crack at jokes like that and started laughing XD

My dark humor goes way beyond dark humor

so i was outside right

and this one dude

he picked me up

i want

a baby

and fucking bodyslammed me

Holy shit

**WORLDSTAR**

dude it was so fucking rad

the dude was HUGE and i really didnt expect it

What in tarnation

i was also really high

*I want a girl to pick me up*

*Oh wiat*

I'm hungry

*It's life*

I just porked up a good sandwich

*Life says fuck you*

also

So say fuck you to life 😄

im going to say this

im known as "blunty"

thats my nickname

blunty

because im really blunt

Blunt a

Hit your blunt

Thats hilarious tbh

like i will just tell someone to their face

"hey asshole shut the fuck up"

@Brittany ❤

i really dont care about other peoples feelings

crunchyroll why the fuck are you being stupid

bunch of assholes should get a grip

get over themselves

I was beaten up a lot as a kid

man i have to sit at a table as the only guy there

and i hate it

i absolutely hate it

I was more of a I'll put up with shit but as soon as someone put their hands on me I would slodge they ass in their fucking jaw

Cause Papa aint raise no bitch.

i had anger issues

Sometimes i get joked about

i beat kids up

Bet ya cant say anything against feminism or the'l lose their shit aye 😉

And i want to pick up a chair

And murder them

one kid snitched on me and got me 5 days of detention

Make them BLEED

so when i got out

i planned it out

sharpened a pencil really good

https://discord.gg/bNrgxDT

Yet the kid the body slammed you got scott free because school makes a lot of sense

and then when we were all crowded together

Aye man

i shanked this kid

don't mind me.

with a pencil

y'all using weapons and shit

and whispered to him

"this is what you get snitch"

then we were cool the next day

am i the only adult in here

tbh hes a cool guy

Wow

Oh fuck that shit

and No I'm 19.

shouldnt have snitched though

He learned his lesson which is dont snitch

Maybe its cause of how I grew up

am i the only one who steals things from teachers i dont like

Kaycie

is it just me?

that's fucked dude

but anybody coming at me with a weapon is a Life & Death situation in my opinion

Is it wrong i have 160MB worth of Asriel pictures

@Wrds i had anger issues like i said

i got over it now though

and Nah I just can't steal. Doesn't feel right to me. and Fuck no its not

I love Asri 😄

Cool

**Hides special folder**

well a pencil isnt a weapon

is it

Depends