West coast best coast. Only 12:30am here

Ayyye dawn knows where it's at

im hours earlier

It's 1230 here too

And I'm tired af

Goodnight everyone!

by

Night Bev

cooked 20 pizza rolls

delishoose

GIVE ME PIZZA ROLLZ!

no

🤔

😢

not very many emojis to work with here

swipe it

😩 swipe away all of the roll pizzas

Alright my negroids

kneegows

...didn't hit the 'r' hard enough 😑

fml

Please stop calling me gay
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay

HAHAHA

I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'cause I'm not gay
Penises are for faggots
Penises are for gays
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'cause if I did that would make me gay
(Yeah)
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me gay
Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
'cause I'm not gay
See me licking that pussy
It feels really good and it feels really gooshy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
I like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with coin slots
Not fucking dicks
If I had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
But I love fucking that pussy
And I'm not a faggot
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay

um, you sure you got the right chat, here?

yes

that's gay. that's gay, bro

pls

kinda spontaneous

that word is too big for me

Hippopotomonsterousquippedeliaphobia

^real word btw

i've seen that word before

fear of long words

yes

never go to germany, then

cyka

no

thats russian

hmm i was sure there was a town in germany that had a long name. guess i was wrong

Iceland have very long names for places

Iceland is green

and greenland is icey

icy*

sshh

okay

I was in the spelling bee once

once?

sshh

okay

I find it delicious that that word, the long one, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, is the phobia of long words.

ikr?

delishooose

i just keep coming back

my dog chewed up a rotten acorn rip

Anatidaephobia, the fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

wtf

OH SHIT I completely forgot about that one!

i fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, an abnormally large tear will collapse from my eye

😂

o no..

hahaha

I feel you don't know the meaning of "collapse"

but funny nonrtheless

nonetheless*

no im using the word collapse to make it sound more absurd

ah, then props to you, good sir.

puts on shades

dats rad, bro

Sophophobia. The fear of learning anything.

wow

lel

ignorance is bliss yeah

sometimes i wish i was stupid

Aint that the defenition of devout religious folk?

but its too late

Trypophobia: a phobia that doesn't exist

i wish i was religious

It'd be nice to blissfully believe with all my heart that theres an afterlife in heaven, but, I'd rather know the hard cut reality instead.

I prefer the sleep eternaly option

The moment I stopped believing in a god was the moment I felt free.

Fuck heaven that just mens I have to be awake and be around a bunch of assholes for the rest of existence

At best we rot, and become fertilizer.

fuck that shit

And fuck them

i was genuinely afraid of death at one point shudders

I'm still genuinely afraid of death.

I'm not, for some odd reason.

yeah i always am but now less

same

I dislike the fact that I'm going to die, when I have the constant insatiable need to learn.

Phronemophobia – fear of thinking

id rather want to die than be afraid of it

Nintendophobia – fear of Nintendo

oh i sound like im still afraid

i want to not be afraid

Agoraphobia: extreme or irrational fear of crowded spaces or enclosed public places.

i kind of get that

Vestiphobia, Vestiophobia – fear of clothing

nakeed erryday