Message from @Ian Jones

Discord ID: 282798812542664705


2017-02-19 08:54:07 UTC  

I swear I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'cause I'm not gay
Penises are for faggots
Penises are for gays
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
I love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'cause if I did that would make me gay
(Yeah)
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me gay
Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's boob
'cause I'm not gay
See me licking that pussy
It feels really good and it feels really gooshy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
I like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with coin slots
Not fucking dicks
If I had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
But I love fucking that pussy
And I'm not a faggot
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay
Please stop calling me gay

2017-02-19 08:55:20 UTC  

um, you sure you got the right chat, here?

2017-02-19 08:55:26 UTC  

yes

2017-02-19 08:55:42 UTC  

that's gay. that's gay, bro

2017-02-19 08:55:48 UTC  

pls

2017-02-19 08:56:44 UTC  

kinda spontaneous

2017-02-19 08:57:05 UTC  

that word is too big for me

2017-02-19 08:57:24 UTC  

Hippopotomonsterousquippedeliaphobia

2017-02-19 08:57:33 UTC  

^real word btw

2017-02-19 08:57:43 UTC  

i've seen that word before

2017-02-19 08:57:49 UTC  

fear of long words

2017-02-19 08:57:53 UTC  

yes

2017-02-19 08:58:16 UTC  

never go to germany, then

2017-02-19 08:58:24 UTC  

cyka

2017-02-19 08:58:25 UTC  

no

2017-02-19 08:58:30 UTC  

thats russian

2017-02-19 08:59:45 UTC  

hmm i was sure there was a town in germany that had a long name. guess i was wrong

2017-02-19 09:00:58 UTC  

Iceland have very long names for places

2017-02-19 09:01:13 UTC  

Iceland is green

2017-02-19 09:01:23 UTC  

and greenland is icey

2017-02-19 09:01:31 UTC  

icy*

2017-02-19 09:01:36 UTC  

sshh

2017-02-19 09:01:40 UTC  

okay

2017-02-19 09:01:51 UTC  

I was in the spelling bee once

2017-02-19 09:02:08 UTC  

once?

2017-02-19 09:02:18 UTC  

sshh

2017-02-19 09:02:22 UTC  

okay

2017-02-19 09:06:40 UTC  

I find it delicious that that word, the long one, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, is the phobia of long words.

2017-02-19 09:06:48 UTC  

ikr?

2017-02-19 09:08:55 UTC  

delishooose

2017-02-19 09:09:09 UTC  

i just keep coming back

2017-02-19 09:09:52 UTC  

my dog chewed up a rotten acorn rip

2017-02-19 09:10:07 UTC  

Anatidaephobia, the fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

2017-02-19 09:10:35 UTC  

wtf

2017-02-19 09:10:40 UTC  

OH SHIT I completely forgot about that one!

2017-02-19 09:11:38 UTC  

i fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, an abnormally large tear will collapse from my eye

2017-02-19 09:11:44 UTC  

😂

2017-02-19 09:11:49 UTC  

o no..

2017-02-19 09:11:58 UTC  

hahaha

2017-02-19 09:13:51 UTC  

I feel you don't know the meaning of "collapse"

2017-02-19 09:14:04 UTC  

but funny nonrtheless