sshh

okay

I was in the spelling bee once

once?

sshh

okay

I find it delicious that that word, the long one, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, is the phobia of long words.

ikr?

delishooose

i just keep coming back

my dog chewed up a rotten acorn rip

Anatidaephobia, the fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

wtf

OH SHIT I completely forgot about that one!

i fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, an abnormally large tear will collapse from my eye

😂

o no..

hahaha

I feel you don't know the meaning of "collapse"

but funny nonrtheless

nonetheless*

no im using the word collapse to make it sound more absurd

ah, then props to you, good sir.

puts on shades

dats rad, bro

Sophophobia. The fear of learning anything.

wow

lel

ignorance is bliss yeah

sometimes i wish i was stupid

Aint that the defenition of devout religious folk?

but its too late

Trypophobia: a phobia that doesn't exist

i wish i was religious

It'd be nice to blissfully believe with all my heart that theres an afterlife in heaven, but, I'd rather know the hard cut reality instead.

I prefer the sleep eternaly option

The moment I stopped believing in a god was the moment I felt free.

Fuck heaven that just mens I have to be awake and be around a bunch of assholes for the rest of existence

At best we rot, and become fertilizer.

fuck that shit

And fuck them