My excuse officer? They were in heat

It was my civic duty

they get really bitchy if you don't

@Muten I just want to fuck you sweetie 😘

fuck off pony fucker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279377184672448514/603106989324763167/67511645_2388863814490101_5974811958463954944_n.png

wtf is this cat shit from anyway

looks like a weird shitty film from the 90s

Netflix adaptations.

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of what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8ffw5LtzQ

The leader of the band looks like Sargon Animated

yep

But what tf is that netflix adaptation of? the cat people one?

WTF

You mean Nekopara

what

Cats

The musical

oh

I don't care then

What did they mean by this <:thunk:462282216467333140>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/462282216467333140.png?v=1

All I know is I'm this close to getting an official restraining order

Why

@Muten

Are you retarded, this boi has been sexually harassing me

can't you see

maybe he has a thing for dutch zoomers

who said I was dutch

you

no I just don't understand why people don't like the dutch

there's a difference

AHAHAHAHA

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aL8XB36_700b.jpg

forgive me God for linking 9gag

apparently that's a dutch pukebowl

maybe this is why they are hated

for enablign druggies

and alcoholics

fair enough

now I feel enlightened

WTF is that

It’s a mf Jojo reference

So the water issue in Flint Michigan was fixed months ago, now the media is praising Jaden and Willow Smith for giving out free water in Flint right now despite the issue being fixed

Oh and feeding the homeless Vegan Meals

wow

vegan meals?

that's a crime

i feel bad for them

they want the homeless to die

Flint has fresh untainted water, it just took the Democrats who run the city 5 years to fix it while blaming Trump for 3 of those years

Vegen

He is participating in a crime against humanity

He is a crime against humanity

There was a guy who ate a squirrel at a vegan protest

he got arrested for that

He's apparently Trans and now wants to be called Jada, this is right after he wanted to be a smoothy, one of those people who surgically remove their nipples and genitalia

https://youtu.be/R84I5J5RXWk

That would be an improvement tbh Gservator

That man could get rabies

it would mean the little twit has a personality beyond "WILL SMITH IS MY DADDY"

I blame Scientology

All the Smiths are Scientologists

I blame his dad for not beating him enough

His dad is a scientologist

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well his dad needed to scientifically beat his ass then

A modern day cult claimed the Fresh Prince

sounds like how it would actually end.

Kid from "THE STREETS" comes into a bunch of cash

finds it empty

joins a cult

Praise Xeenu

lmfao there is a freemason lodge in muh city

mods are asleep

post oilrig fires

Freemasons are far better than Scientologists

https://www.oilandgasmiddleeast.com/sites/default/files/aog/images/2018/04/18/Horizon-Fire-1.jpg

what are the differences?

https://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/uploads/2016/08/10/images/post_main_cover_fit//azerbijan%20fire.jpg

One is an ancient fraternity the other believe alien souls from a volcano posses their minds

What are your thetan levels brother

They both share false beliefs

https://skytruth.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/deepwater_horizon_sinks_NYTimes_26dec10-1.jpg

Except one doesn't own a private prison where they torture members into not leaving

No more false than Christianity tbf

wait wot

Scientologists have a private prison where they torture their members that wish to leave the cult

oof

>stock photo

wot

https://officerofthewatch.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/2013-11-18-blowout-and-consequent-fire-onboard-offshore-platform-investigation-report-figure-1.jpg?w=610