Plus you get salt in your peepee hole

Fuck me, if female

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/294814294359539713/614974282363174925/0yiyokmw27i31.png

We need to go on a witch hunt

https://youtu.be/hkHD-7udsJM

First, wtf is a witch and what's with all these people randomly deciding they're a witch seemingly while slipping into further unhealthy habits?

it's a manifestation of mental illness

Bouncy wouncy, ballsy wallsy

Yeah but the best way i call people out when they say #witchisntabadword is, "cast a spell. Go on."

Just like, how do you point out, uhhh duhhhh

a witch is basically somebody who wants to be religious, but realizes all religions fucking hate em

they're also really pro feminist

Single mothery

mhm

Just stop, like why

in a word?

boredom

Youre not a fucking wizard, youre kinda dumb, just obey your superiors

Are we burning witches?

Yeh.

"oh, im a **witch**, yes i believe in curses"

But how tho

Sheeny curses?

I should tell them that i placed the ultimate spell

One that supresses feminine darkness

oh you're a witch?

well im a priest

and you have sinned

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Oy vey goyem I'll sick my golim on you

Im not bound by any earthly concept

I am like a super being

i am

But beyond that

a helicopter

and i will smite you from this realm

And your magic is puny and silly to me

Superbeing my nutz

with my **high explosive missiles**

I once asked a Jewish friend of mine if he would teach me Jewish magic. He replied, "Usury?"

I suck your magic and spit at the toilet

Lol

i once asked a jewish friend to lick the tip

they were greedy though

just the tip

Semen isn't kosher

kosher?

brother

neither are sewomen

Neither is shit, but i know an orthodox that digs

Hallal?

Cummy wummies are the food of god

Yeah okay we all know, but how do we dispell witch-thought

@cachalot with a burning torch

I know an incantation to banish witches
BEGONE THOT

Its like an insulating box one puts on their head

"Lalala, im a witch, lalala"

idk, ive never conversed with someone who called themselves a witch for more than 10 seconds

Yeah but i see people becoming that way

you know what?

lets do the science stuff

i'll look up the benefits of witchery

Im actually worried about all the babelets on instagram that wear lip gloss and tank tops but only talk to other females

alright hold on buddy

so we've got 1: spells

Bruh

2: lots of holidays

Breh

3: love of mother nature

Who doesnt

4:family legacy

5: liberty

None

None

6: kindred animals

Witchery is a trap, no liberty

7: herbs, roots, and trees

Psallite Cernunnos, regna terrae, cantata Deo,
Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia.
Caeli Deus
Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus
Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate,
Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia,
Libera nos, Omnis fallaciae, dominates.
Exorcizamus you omnis spiritus
Omnis omnis incursio, satanica potestas,
Infernalis omnis legio, adversarii,
Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica.
Libera nos, ab insidiis diaboli, dominates,
Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias,
Te rogamus, audi nos!
Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris,
Te rogamus, audi nos!
Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo,
Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae,
Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri,
Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!

8: stars and the moon

9: ancient history

Just learn about science stuff

10: uniqueness-inspiration

so based on this website

And myth

which promotes witchery

if you would shut up for a second

Ni

its for nature "oh im a unique special person" wamen

and if you've met these people

they're fucking nutty anyway

so theres no hope

People should just watch rotifers under a microscope and realize theyre hardly any different

this chat had devolved into some demonic chants and posessed jibberish

If one bears a marking that is numb to pain then it is the mark of the devil. If they do not drown when throw into water whilst being weighed down then they are a witch. If they survive burn them. A hole may be drilled into the skull to release the demons. If they live, hurrah, if they die, they are in the hands of God or the claws of Satan.

Please reboot the simulation

Apparently 100% of Space Criminals are women

indeed they are

People are big brain microbes.com?