I am like a super being

i am

But beyond that

a helicopter

and i will smite you from this realm

And your magic is puny and silly to me

Superbeing my nutz

with my **high explosive missiles**

I once asked a Jewish friend of mine if he would teach me Jewish magic. He replied, "Usury?"

I suck your magic and spit at the toilet

Lol

i once asked a jewish friend to lick the tip

they were greedy though

just the tip

Semen isn't kosher

kosher?

brother

neither are sewomen

Neither is shit, but i know an orthodox that digs

Hallal?

Cummy wummies are the food of god

Yeah okay we all know, but how do we dispell witch-thought

@cachalot with a burning torch

I know an incantation to banish witches
BEGONE THOT

Its like an insulating box one puts on their head

"Lalala, im a witch, lalala"

idk, ive never conversed with someone who called themselves a witch for more than 10 seconds

Yeah but i see people becoming that way

you know what?

lets do the science stuff

i'll look up the benefits of witchery

Im actually worried about all the babelets on instagram that wear lip gloss and tank tops but only talk to other females

alright hold on buddy

so we've got 1: spells

Bruh

2: lots of holidays

Breh

3: love of mother nature

Who doesnt

4:family legacy

5: liberty