sexy pringles can

and a big enough hole for my dingus

Plus you get salt in your peepee hole

Fuck me, if female

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/294814294359539713/614974282363174925/0yiyokmw27i31.png

We need to go on a witch hunt

https://youtu.be/hkHD-7udsJM

First, wtf is a witch and what's with all these people randomly deciding they're a witch seemingly while slipping into further unhealthy habits?

it's a manifestation of mental illness

Bouncy wouncy, ballsy wallsy

Yeah but the best way i call people out when they say #witchisntabadword is, "cast a spell. Go on."

Just like, how do you point out, uhhh duhhhh

a witch is basically somebody who wants to be religious, but realizes all religions fucking hate em

they're also really pro feminist

Single mothery

mhm

Just stop, like why

in a word?

boredom

Youre not a fucking wizard, youre kinda dumb, just obey your superiors

Are we burning witches?

Yeh.

"oh, im a **witch**, yes i believe in curses"

But how tho

Sheeny curses?

I should tell them that i placed the ultimate spell

One that supresses feminine darkness

oh you're a witch?

well im a priest

and you have sinned

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Oy vey goyem I'll sick my golim on you

Im not bound by any earthly concept

I am like a super being

i am

But beyond that

a helicopter

and i will smite you from this realm

And your magic is puny and silly to me