Same

Brass is never a bad investment

@Eirshy "I have read it in multiple news stories"

nothing of value was lost

jesus christ mate

@Eirshy tell her the Ziolluminati made you send it

how boomer is your mom?

gangsta tank

My mom follows Alex Jones

Kinda

Fairly boomer, but still seems to work tech better than most >.>

Is that a mothafucking Landship? Those tanks are awesome!

My dad says things like "the only way to end strife and bloodshed is to nuke the niggers in Africa" then he asks if it's legal to have edgy memes on my phone

wait, you have to be tech-illiterate to be a boomer?

Is that a prerequisite?

To clarify, my mother says and believes many of the same things as him, without knowing who he is/ never actually having listened to him

Not a prereq, but definitely part of it.

i am definitely sorry Eirshy

if it makes you feel better

my mother believes that *theres a female goddess* or some bullshit

my mother say that china needs to be nuked

and that *plants have fee-fees*

That’s a good meme eirshy

That’s exactly what everyone doesn’t want to do

but my dad is a fucking *conspiracy theorist*

She’s one of ***those*** feminists then @Spooky Melon

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Your dad sounds pretty cool tho

My grandparents are super based and want to deport them all

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@burgermeistermeisterburger its not even good conspiracies though

My father is a doomsday prepper

they're just like "oh man the flouride in the water" or "why do you think the government projects cost so much? to hide the money they give to the CIA and secret shit"

just like

basic af lamo stuff

Oh, ok

Still better than a trans lesbian tri-gender

i guess, yeah

I mean I primarily "worship" a pair of female goddesses @Spooky Melon
But then I view deities as an extension of memetic magic, beings created by the collective conscious of man, rather than being supernal entities above man.

@Eirshy worship as in lick their feet?

That’s some 40k shit right there

thats pretty sexual ngl

.... no that's gross

human females or "imaginary"

I have never sucked a woman’s toes but I’m open to trying

@burgermeistermeisterburger out of all of your options of fetishes, feet is a pretty fucking lame one

worship as in, tongue punch her butthole

It’s not **my** fetish, just something I would be open to trying

Uh yeah neither are pure human. Both are monstergirls.

i mean, like, i can handle feet fetishists being a thing, i think its fine, i just dont see the appeal as compared to just sucking a tit instead

You don’t want to know my fetish

burger is a fucking shit-eater

goddamnit

No

burger is a fucking piss-drinker

That’s gross

goddamnit

It’s not disgusting like that, just hard to explain

Also both were revived in the same way as Kek and Thoth, though by a much smaller community

Thoth = **thot**

burger enjoys dressing like a woman and sucking dick

goddamnit

My fetish is doing it with fully clothed women

UGH

Thoth isn't a thot, but he did take advantage of that term as a way to strengthen himself.

thats even worse than handholding

You might also know him as "Moon Man"

I'LL ADMIT IT, I FUCKING LOVE HANDHOLDING

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Maybe not fully, per-say but mostly

listen up, bucko

**Handholding isnt listed in the LGBTQAIPASD**

therefore

you dont have rights.

The problem with clothing based fetishes is that the act requires the removal of the clothes, but the mood requires the clothes stay on.

well, i think what he really means

is remove the necessary bits

I also like conservatively (but still cute) dressed females

but keep on things like dresses and shit

which i get

because some of them are bangers

and tbh

There you go

some clothes look fucking dank

and i think 95% of people (even hot wamen) look better clothed tbh

and i'll go even further here

if *they didnt*

why the fuck does lingerie exist

bruh

Speaking of clothing-based fetishes....
Hate on the Nazis for their shitty socialism and fascism bs all you want, their uniforms were fucking swanky.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355619680762724352/618565716047691797/Screenshot_20190903-175329_Twitter.jpg

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@Eirshy they were designed by Hugo Boss

Wait really?

```Heinrich Himmler in an SS uniform, of a type manufactured by Hugo Boss, visiting Dachau Concentration Camp.```

@Eirshy ye

ngl, i think the swanky uniforms are 80% of the reason neo-nazis/memes about the nazis are so prevalent

those decisions in life you later regret...