Cap Marvel 1 was an alien

He got adapted into the woman scientist in the movie but the two characters don't share anything but a name really

He was Kree and during a whatever Carol got his powers

She was Ms Marvel for decades and when he died she took the title

The movie girl was also kree

there were six Captain Marvels before Carol

Just disguised as a human.

I mean in terms of backstory besides that

but she took the title after the original died

Mar-Vell was a soldier

Anyways

Point is

As MCU dictates

I don’t get why the skrull were trying to kill people and be bad guys until the last second

Carol is the first MCU Captain Marvel, presumably inspired by Marvell for the name

Like. They were intentionally asking to get genocided

And Kamala will be a fan inspired by her

Yeah it was weird

Kamala harris?

Fucksake

Kamala Khan

Is she a skrull?

Ni

I just said that

Hold up

No. Is kamala Harris a skrull

I think it would explain a lot about her

Maybe

Original Captain Mar-Vell

reminder, Mrs Marvel was always a bitch

https://www.facebook.com/interestingengineering/videos/480602059389082/

Carol's 00s costume

Monica Rambeau, the captain Marvel of the 90s. She's the little girl from the movie and she's gonna be in one of the D+ Marvel shows coming up

@King Canuck hey, wanna trade Quebec and all lands east (Newfoundland, Nova Scotia) of it for Alaska?

And Kamala Khan, a Muslim girl who's a mutant with rubberband power. Fangirl of the Avengers, and to be entirely honest a fucking charming addition to the comics, if you ignore her being turned into an advertisement to go vote in 2016 for a few issues

She's the one getting a show of her own soon

@HurtChain

What a heatheb

She isn't covering her head

Clearly not a real muslim

I hope she ends up in a burka at the end of the season

Lol

Rubber band out of this, harem.

I think she ironically decided wearing her hijab everywhere BUT when heroing is a good disguise

Besides most western Muslims generally see it as a thing of personal preference to wear or not

Soon to be America.

I love Rick and Morty

I hate the fandom

Anyone know when the next Vampire the masquerade stream is happening

if a muslim is female and isnt wearing their slave gear

they arent muzzies

lol

because if a christian isnt touching kids and wearing funny hats

They aint christians


**Protestantism Gang Rise Up**

No True Christian fallacy!

mm well

they certainly arent hardliners

and mos assuredly would be executed in a real muslim country

at the very least

the Ninety-five Theses were just the first ever Facebook rant

Tbh most Islamic regimes just made non Muslims pay an extra tax

yeah

Islam is, was, and will always be cancer.

@Weez no

they made people of the book

pay an extra tax

they slaughtered pagans

and after their wars started losing steam they slaughtered people of the book too

tbh Pagans are just mega virgins

when they werent enslaving them and using them as cannon fodder

examples?

janissaries

for one

lol

tbh Janissaries are based

the janissaries have a long history

kinda an example of how pathetic once proud military orders can become

they were good fighters

its just they became corrupt as shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizya

They ended up making Hindus pay it as well

Not just those of the book

there were too many hindus to slaughter

Kek

they made a special exception to make them people of the book

They do breed like rabbits

technically speaking

And whatever this is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism

there are hindu monotheistic interpretations

they killed zoroastrians

and its the native religion of persia

Made a few pay the Jizya

Tbh I'd just convert

And get myself another wife

*blocks your path*

what do?

have fun trying

even if you did convert

there arent enough women to go around

they cull the men every year with jihads probably so that the survivors can afford multiple wives lol

Just go buy one from the slave markets tbh