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Pls work

You never fail to amaze me Modz-WingzZ. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **5 coins**! `50 + 5 coins an hour`

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@Modz-WingzZ What color was next to the word `clickbait`?

orange

@Modz-WingzZ You lost the mini-game because the color you typed wasn't correct. Here are the words and colors again;
<:red:573150416926408704> `channel`
<:yellow:573148087275749387> `clickbait`
<:blue:573152473926205442> `pewdiepie`

**BOSS** Poor effort Modz-WingzZ, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `28` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

🤔

Pls search

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Pls deposit all

**230** coins deposited

Pls balance

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

voters state office congress

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You pat Maud Pie.

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**Jake Paul** has donated 49 coins to you!

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**GRASS** You found 36 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

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**110** coins deposited

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**Work for Twitch Streamer** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Fortnite is the b _ _ _ game to stream`

Best

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `113` coins for one hour of work.

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`eatsx`

taxes

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pls pet feed

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pls pet play

you spent **89** coins on a big mac for Maud Pie

pls pet pat

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You need to wait **28 minutes and 46 seconds** until you can work again!

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**55** coins deposited

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pls trivia

3

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`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

s

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

e

<:phone:573151440143646740> hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

Jack of Trades

pls use cell phone

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

c

**`On the phone with Chief`**
**GOODWOOD** chief, is this it?
**CHIEF** This is not it.

**`Call disconnected.`**

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**110** coins deposited

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`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

m

Your posted meme got **27 upvotes**. You get 49 coins

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**Prestige Quiz**
*The first person to type the correct answer wins a prize!
What prestige level does this badge represent?*

11

pls commands prestige

pls prestige levels

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Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I am r _ _ _ _ _ _ for election in 2020`

running

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls meme

pls beg

**Dick Hertz** has donated 27 coins to you!

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You pat Maud Pie.

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pls search

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**55** coins deposited

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**STREET** You got hit by a car LOL. There goes all your stuff

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**55** coins deposited

pls trivia

2

3

no idiot, the correct answer was `Po Town`

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I have never had s _ _ _ _ _ relations with that woman`

sexual

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pls trivia

1

correct smartass, you earned **6** coins

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You need to wait **21 minutes and 14 seconds** until you can work again!

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pls trivia

4

no ninny, the correct answer was `FOXDIE`

pls trivia

3

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

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**Bob** has donated 21 coins to you!