pls use cell phone

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

s

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

e

<:phone:573151440143646740> hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

Jack of Trades

pls use cell phone

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

c

**`On the phone with Chief`**
**GOODWOOD** chief, is this it?
**CHIEF** This is not it.

**`Call disconnected.`**

pls deposit all

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pls postmeme

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`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

m

Your posted meme got **27 upvotes**. You get 49 coins

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pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

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pls profile

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**Prestige Quiz**
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What prestige level does this badge represent?*

11

pls commands prestige

pls prestige levels

Mere memer, you are not wealthy enough to prestige. Come back to me when you have `125000` coins in your bank.