You pat Maud Pie.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

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pls work

You need to wait **28 minutes and 46 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls shop

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Maud Pie.

You pat Maud Pie.

pls pet pat

pls beg

**Gordon Ramsay**: sure take this non-existant coin

pls trivia

3

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

pls buy cell phone

pls use cell phone

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

s

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

e

<:phone:573151440143646740> hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

Jack of Trades

pls use cell phone

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

c

**`On the phone with Chief`**
**GOODWOOD** chief, is this it?
**CHIEF** This is not it.

**`Call disconnected.`**

pls deposit all