Hazbin is not for me, but you know, it's a thing

Hazbin is a kids show

@Selemas you followed up well

For tumblr kids

Thank you @randomNPCno3 that means a lot to me.

Wow i didnt realize this place was full of little girls that rub each others backs

Oh wait

Yes i did

"girls"

Yeah they sure act like it

No grils on the internet

Then what are you

@cachalot

I already said, a planet sized noggin

I r big BrAiN

You guys need to get with the salt mining. This aint no sugar factory

so you're essentially Ego

Please, we're little girls who rub each other's *dicks*. The distinction is important.

Stop sharing sweets, this is a fucking salt mine, maggots

Ironic since I appear to lack one

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/27/us/politics/trump-hong-kong.html

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, seeing as they're such a good size and all

Trump actually signed it?

the mad lad

Im trying to mine salt and all you lilly livered pansies keep sucking each other off

This isn't tism, that's dank's thing

You can mine some salt from me if you'd like

*unzips *

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) Ego the living Planet is pretty strong NGL

he's like Thor-tier

if not stronger

yuh

he's herald level I thought

above that

he tends to stomp Thor most of the time

Look man, don't mock lilly livers. My uncle died from one of those. Lilly vodka abuse is a serious epidemic and needs to be stopped #pray.

ah, so Odin level

perhaps

https://youtu.be/BxN9Mw6iQUs

nah, not Odin level

He's a living planet, already powerful. And he gets a lantern ring, OP

slightly above Thor

That's gnot a gnoblin

>inb4 Assaded

gas the weebs

You guys lack the courage to enquire on the ratchet menace

^ broken record

It's not a menace, it's an annoyance. And it's been a thing for a long time

Beaten, not broken

A ratchet proverb

Oh look, it thinks it has courage.

Board at the airport

yall saying shit like *oh gas the furrys, oh gas the weebs* like hell nah nigga if you were trully intelectuals you'd be thinking like me, as in:

gas the gas

sex moment

Gas the ratchets

Tell Timeward I say hi

I see you in chat wiht him

> animeposting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343621363694698508/649400993519501334/image0-14.jpg

No just gas the weebs. It deals with the furies by proxy

Y'all better shut those smart mouths of yours before I gas your sass

hi time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343621363694698508/649400993519501334/image0-14.jpg

My D&D alignment is Reddit Atheist

My dnd alignment is pathological liar

I'll have you know that my dad works for Sargon and that I am a connoisseur of cringe

My D&D alignment is sadomasochistic trap psychopath

my dnd alignment is crouton

GET INTO MY SALAD

FUCK

gottem

<:fuckyou:615410463882084372>

my dnd alignment is overly self conscious satyr

My DND alignment is true neutral

Fun fact a pathological liar would have a hard time saying they are indeed a pathological lair

Due to it not being a lie

liar

My D&d alignment is whatever the common douchebag thinks about others to make themselves feel like they have a grip on something meaningful

my dnd alignment is doomer

<:lel:616559194094567434>

Dnd alignments are shit And if the dm actually uses them then they suck

ok bloomer

HAHAHA

The next thing you're going to say is "Well Mine is a faggot, loel"

YOU SEE THAT

haha get it

i added an l

laugh

HE CALLED ME A BLOMMER

no

bloomer

you fucking buffoon

you bumbling idiot

yeah even I caught that one

fuck you

Imagine actually playing DND while Dungeon World and Earthdawn exist <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Dammit even spell check detects boomer

blommer?

Response to "ok, boomer" : "slow down there, zoomer"

dungeon world does seem more fun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343621363694698508/647919369682157578/bug.mp4

Response to ok boomer. Billy Joel

listened to retsupurae have a few sessions

Ok boomer. Slow down zoomer. Eat a tidepod millenial

i visited r/futurism and now i am an intellectual pansexual gamer trap

<:hmm:517481072582328344>

Dungeon World is pretty sweet, I've run it a few times. I do get a bit stressed by the reliance on improv sometimes though.

maybe the millennials who ate tide pods were the smart ones who got off this shitty rollercoaster early

doomer be like

die

Has anyone here played the Star Wars rpg by fantasy flight?

M'brain isn't always as fast as I want it to be.

I’m doing a session with a single player so far it’s pretty interesting

Never tried it

a gm and a solo player?

Yeah

I’m the gm

I've pondered that

so basically you're trying to murder your buddy's OC?

I can dig it

No I’m putting him in situations were he unintentionally causes situations he did not mean because he can’t just ignore stuff

haha, like an actual anime mc

nice one

Like recently he caused a political coup and allowed a pro imperial government to take over (he is a Jedi btw) because he found out the current government was in bed with the drug cartel

anime minecraft

You guys are broccoli quiche

How is that not a thing yet

Star Wars roleplaying sounds like something I can get behind

me too, but I'd eschew force powers

He then proceeded to murder much of the cartel and out the politicians, but this allowed the military to preform a coup thus allowing the imperials to get Foot hold.

@Jokerfaic does Pixelmon count?

https://youtu.be/dLScfe4SkfA

what is the time period? right after order 66?

non-physical combat is fiddly as fuck in terms of rolls, roles and rules

@Jokerfaic the force rules are a bit weird

Yeah

We are playing in 10bby

Sounds like a paladin realizing that killing everyone he picks up with detect evil isn't always the best plan

But then who here has played 40K RPGs?

And legends not Disney is cannon

I played an only war one shot

any psykers?

Nope

you lucky fuck

Any real life? No, ok.

10 bby, isn't that about the same timeframe as Rebels?

Well, I was the gm and decided there weren't any psykers 😛

Hey-oh!

Wow

aw dude, thats no fun

Joker is a pansy that blocks people for no real reason at all

I mean, for the players they're dangerous, but for the GM its like a random "fuck you people" bonus

Well, everyone including me was still learning the rules

I did throw a genestealer at them tho

My party had one that had a hard time figuring out what he was doing wrong, holy fuck, that keeps you on your toes

Everyone has a different method of escaping the ratchet menace, i guess. You guys like to stay indoors, i see

Not my preferred tactic, but okay

It's nothing to be embarrassed about

I literally just walked outside right before you posted that

I just avoid cities in general, they can't survive in clean air

Funny timing

Im not trying to attack your precious and delicate lifestyle, just trying to have a conversation

Also spent all day sitting in a field

God it's beautiful out

It was windy

Rural priviledge

I live in a forest city. It's bomb

Boom

Forest City?

Suburb?

There's forest really close to city

Forest parks

Define close

Foresty

Inside, all around

Forest

It's dope

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) no, Rebels is 5 BBY-0BBY IIRC

But the people here are FUCKING RATCHETS

The young ones, anyway

Autumn leaves, a cool breeze

well 10-5 BBY is right about where I'd want to be tbh

Evergreens, brisk chill

And I get to make turkey tomorrow

10-5 BBY is the golden age of the Empire

Good day, good day

great for people who want to murder aliens in massive Imperial campaigns

bad for aliens

I'd be a human Jedi

so

(unless you're in the Outer Rim)

so it'd be a bad time, I reckon

I'd probably be in the Outer Rim

the Empire would still be hunting for ya

want to avoid them pesky Inquisitors

I'd be a Planarian Jedi

the empire was alsays dystopian tho

I'd probably be a grey

who murdering who?

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

wait were you talking abotu star wars

My backstory is I was a padawan about to be knighted when order 66 happened

@cachalot https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Amani/Legends
this thing?

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Star Wars RP

Lol yeee

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) so your backstory is that you're dead?

Except microscopic

bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498663988624752650/645896103274741780/inquisitor_second_sister_by_zxpfer_ddkk6yl-fullview.png

@cachalot almost impossible to play as, but ok

obviously if I survived until 10 bby I'm not dead

why isnt she wearing a helmet

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck star wars rp <:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>

also

I'd probably seduce an Inquisitor

tbh

why are imperial ground forces the same people they use for shipboard fights and garrisoning?

I think the madalorian jedi's story is badass, with that dark saber and shit

is there no distinction between imperial marines and imperial army?

@Lucienne d'Anwyl They've got shit administration occasionally

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556117537163706368/649369784244240405/e263194ecca928592e0513e13210955e.png

@Lucienne d'Anwyl they have Imperial Marines BTW, they're just used for ship boarding, I think

@Lucienne d'Anwyl no

considering the vastly different skill sets for each i consider it highly unlikely a galaxy spanning empire wouldnt differentiate the two

i mean hell

realistically you cant even use the same planes between space and ground

let alone the same pilots

My unique Force ability is suppressing or amplifying emotions, and I use it for both selfish and selfless reasons

ye you can

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck who mans the ship to repel boarders?

TIEs were used in atmosphere

they were shit

but they were used in space and atmosphere

a tie fighter as depicted in the force awakens

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Navy

Empire doesn't place in groups by skill set. Everyone is the same, that's why they all miss

is vastly inferior to a modern fighter jet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498663988624752650/645895991857250315/second_sister_inquisitor_by_zxpfer_ddkjoih-fullview.png I really don't like the spinning lightsaber