i too want a railgun wife

https://youtu.be/NtAvp5T9BbQ

So

I was chosen against my will to run a CoC game

(call of cthulu)

And I was thinking

but then I found this

And I think this is much, MUCH more up my alley than lovecraftian psychological horror.

Provide me material boat slut

guys like to watch girls masturbate, but does that go both ways?

I assume it doesn't

Where is the sauce?

@Jokerfaic it can, but typically it doesnt, theyre more context based

men are more physically based

their favourite porn is Billaionaire, Surgeon, Werewolf, Vampire, and Pirate

and they prefer literature

Joker why don't you just ask your gf <:smugon:512048583806025739>

men compete in the game of the world, and women decide 'you deserve my body with the good genes that make our kids hotter which makes them more likely to reproduce too, unf geneseed'

Joker likes men

Does he?

Nah, but he does like his sister

do you not?

no I don't, stop making shit up

like for fuckin real, that's an old lie

you dont think your sister is beutiful?

no, she's a cunt

way to diss your genes, homie

youre ugly like her too

I knew that tho

She is the reason why he is a beta cuck

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

imagine your ugly sister not even wanting to fuck you

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

LOL

how low on the scale must you be

I didn't say ugly, I said she's a cunt

doesn't really register as attractive or not

So she isn't ugly?

you think shes hot/

fuck if I know

it should be pretty obvious

unless youre concealing your feelings

Oh yeah I remember his sister

doesn't come up

in which case you must think shes fuckable

She's fat as fuck

^

Because of a genetic thingy

Yup

one of them, yeah

so you like fat chicks?

real unfortunate

You have another sister who is more attractive?

how hot is your mother

might be, she had two kids with some guy and they refuse to get married

That's not good news

Joker would you find her attractive if she tied you up, stuffed you in a closet and used you as a sex toy?

it is for him, it means shes available for a 3rd mutantbaby

Mutenbaby

@Muten Come bak

muten might be more interested than me

Idk how old is your mom?

mom? I thought you were asking about sisters

Joker would you let your mom dom you?

mom's going on 58

I think

How old are you?

24

Okay that makes sense

Sad but makes sense

sad how? you asked

Brb 2 min

Joker you're not a lolicon right?

yeah no, no lolis

Okay at least you aren't a pedo

Ya so you're somewhat normal

Low bar I know but worth something on this server

Tru

A few incestuous pedos on this server

yeah no, I don't find myself attracted to any actual family members.

But if the milf is NOT YOUR mom then she is free game

yeah, that'd be nice

His mom is too old though

Of course not Joker's mom lol

I see

A milf in her mid to late thirties tho

👌

Exactly

I was going to say

that's a bit restrictive

If Jokers mom was sub 40 age wise I would have dm'd him my # to give her

Lol wtf