it works but why would you 😛

Fries and runny eggs is great

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Aussie hamburger

@svarozhyc Better or worse than using screwdriver instead of a knife?

iii think you have a thing for eggs guise

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For sure

we put eggs in everything

are those ostrich eggs

thatd make some sense 😛

eggs are actually pretty neat

the aussie version of a thing is "Throw beetroot and eggs at it"

condensed protein kinda deal

Nothing beats a good chicken period <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Runny eggs are for men without teeth

I like a chewy egg

back in the day when we kept chicken

id eat em raw

You seem like one of those people that would eat, little boy pee boiled eggs. @Spooky Melon

much quicker 😛

Boiled eggs are for failures of men

Raw egg and orange juice

Don’t speak to me of them

Breakfast of champs

I prefer bacon and eggs

You need grease in the morning

i dont like burger with bacon

not really you dont *need*

😛

you want

^^

but you dont need

I love getting greased up in the morning

im weirdly fortunate my body doesnt like fats at all

make me feel ill

Depends where you live, somewhere cold, trust me you want some lard.

or pizza with eggs

I rub the bacon inside my asshole, it’s all natural

oh yeah well i used to supplement with linen seed oil

when i lived in colder climate

pork is good in general tho

Just had a test... I did so badly... there was so little time...

I get mild winters, and every so few years we dip to -12

If your lube isn’t bacon grease, you just don’t know flavor

your twink butthole so sensitive you can taste with it?

Yes.

Realy talk I don't use lube <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

no lube

Black pudding

yisss

Only need lube if your going into a dry hole, and if its dry you fucked up <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

natural anal lube is blood

I think I might have seen @JackH670#3414 but not sure

Did jack leave?

Natural anal blood is cummy

It's either racism or degeneracy, this chat is forever cursed

he's gone <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

One less fag

I don't deal in racism, degeneracy however....

I am the CEO of sexism

Furries, scalies, bronies, and weebs still get the gas chamber though

@Storin Some chicks naturally lube up better than others. It's best practice to use a little lube.

Be nice

Nope

Carn

Be nice

Carn mate

@Scale_e just spit on her

There’s her lube

I'm gonna choke them, go in dry, and take their socks afterwards <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Spit works

spits a good lube

imagine being an mra unironically

but for reals, the best lube is silicon based

i get not all females get plenty enough of wet but never happened to me that i needed lube

🤔

wait, mineral oil?

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This stuff here

can it be used with condors?

Yep

its not oil based

good good

Dude

Just remember bois, it doesn't count unless you take at least one of their socks

aint getting no shit on muh dicc

You only really need lube

and the best bit is, it doesn't get absorbed by the girl

If you’re going for a slip and slide

Orks collect teeth, and men collect socks and bras <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

it just keeps on lubin'

If you aren’t making enough Precum for lube

Maybe you’re weak

dunno man im not risking tearing her bowel asunder

Weak.

Young man

Maybe your gf is weak

If my woman doesn’t have a titanium pussy