And in the case they do, you'll probably have to choose between hambeasts and 1m long purple armpit hair feminists

those wives just also have a friend tyrone

hmmmmmm point

still can be discerning

"You don't have a crippling porn addiction. That's kinda cringe bro do you want prostate cancer?"

i wonder how common real life coomers are

Very

wouldnt be surprised if my older brother qualified as one

lol, pretending u ain't a coomer

wait a second

I know that pose

what’s a cooler

Coomer

see idk how to defends against that

Coomers are just poor corprus sufferers!

guy who beats it all day everyday @lunemarie

multiple times a day

That was weird turn of events

Found a mouse in store had to get him out but he was dying so ended up putting him in another store

In b4 cells?

no hurt mouse

@lunemarie https://lmgtfy.com/?q=coomer&s=g

I didn't hurt the mouse I tried putting some water and food at bottom of box he was in

But he just kept stumbling about

Not clicking a LMGTFY link fucking cunt

If you unironically use LMGTFY hang yourself

<:GWmythicalHyperREEEE:373159924487684106>

That’s not even a joke

Thankfully, everything can be explained in this handy meme format.

If you’re not nutting nine times a day for November

You’re weak.

ninety nut November

>thinking a lmgtfy link might be unironic
lol

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=bing+webeite+dot+com&s=g&t=w

Why does the LMGTFY use mac window? I'm offended.

Because retards use mac

need to delete apple allrdy

You literally used it unironically

This animal I actually saved

@wotmaniac

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+make+your+pee+pee+bigger&s=g

imagine using lmgtfy for anything but mocking a mofo

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+is+the+face+book&s=b&t=w

were gonna be fucked if we ever discover a way to increase dicck size easily

When I roll up with dotty

all men get 20 inch dongs

Its genuinely shocking

women cant take 20 inch dongs

That they haven't invented one yet

society collapses

Women develop bags that extend into their neck

They have but y’all are retarded and don’t know it

@lancelout You and Dotty being in the same room, the first thought I have is "mental asylum".

If men could increase the size of their penis at will, how long until the average size is 2m50?

see i have a theory

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+it+mean+when+mommy+and+daddy+are+wrestling&s=g&t=w

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+suicide&s=b&t=w

that women really fucking love the feeling of being pounded

and having a 9+ dong means you cant go in all the way so you lose that

Eh I think 8 inch is ideal I figure more of a girth thing anyways

yeah thats pretty much my take

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+a+noose+an+animal%3F&s=g&t=w

The other issue is creating roast beef

Do you real want to wear out wife's count after few min

If your dick isn’t the diameter of a ||TWO LITER|| you’re a sissy

say no to the rosbif today

@Hommedaction back me up here

i told my gf that she had a neat pussy and she was insanely confused

after 5 minutes of googling she knew exactly what im talking about though

You want it from the back?

Mainly she was confused at why do you think she exists

yeah my left hand was acting weird that day

Oh I can use start page for LMGTFY

Püppers

And since we all know the type of guy to use start page

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+are+niggers+the+inferior+species&s=t&t=w

<:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

<:shitbear:595704476447277081>

gas the lowes

ha

zucced

>tfw someone brings up USS Liberty

speaking as Charlie Kirk, my face is smaller than my peepee, unlike my wife’s boyfriends

lune is charlie kirks alt account i fucking knew it

I'm somewhere between NPC and Pinkman